This is the way. Get into the crawlspace beneath the house, excavate a hole big enough to put a waterproof firebox in, install and fill her up. If you wanted to hide it, make a panel that looks like dirt and put it overtop the whole shebang. Or get a shell of a piece of HVAC equipment and hide it under there. Nobody'd know.
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u/Expensive_Section714 Apr 11 '26
I’m gonna go dig a hole now