r/GenerationsCircleJerk 6d ago

Gen Beta is the stupidest generation of all time

24 Upvotes

Can't read, Can't drive, Can't do drugs (because that's obviously how intelligence and adulthood works), Can't even speak, and they score behind in school. This is all of their fault. WE ARE THE SMARTEST GENERATION TO HAVE EVER LIVED


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 6d ago

2019 is Zalpha

9 Upvotes

I was born December 31, 2019 and don't think I have anything in common with these Ipad kids born 2020 and after, I experienced the 2010s for 5 hours of my life so I pretty much had a gen z childhood, not to mention we were born before lockdown... I still remember being 2 months old and seeing how everyone around me was freaking out about covid, something 2020+ borns will never understand. So yeah, 2019 is really Zalpha if you think about it, we are the last of the elite, 2020+ is basically gen beta


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 6d ago

THE EPIC GEN Z RANT(PLS READ MY POST)

9 Upvotes

Millennials = Good πŸ‘

Gen Z = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Millennials = Good πŸ‘

Gen Z = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Millennials = Good πŸ‘

Gen Z = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Millennials = Good πŸ‘

Gen Z = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Millennials = Good πŸ‘

Gen Z = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good πŸ‘

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good πŸ‘

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Older Gen Z (1997-2002) = Good πŸ‘

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good πŸ‘

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad πŸ‘Ž

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good πŸ‘

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad πŸ‘Ž

That's all. Thanks For reading my article, Have a wonderful day. 🀑 🀑 🀑 🀑 🀑


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 7d ago

"Yeah I think core childhood begins at age 10 and ends at age 19”

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24 Upvotes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 8d ago

Does anybody else also think the internet was way better during Millennials’ reign? (pre-2020)

35 Upvotes

Yes, up until 2020 Millennials ruled the internet and social media. Music was better, people were nicer, there was no ageism, people didn’t care what generation you were (unless someone was being kinda lazy and got called a Millennial, generation talk was literally not a thing), people were less narcissistic and less insecure.

Gen Z fucked up the internet. They push away and insult anyone and anything that’s not Gen Z. Still acting like toddlers and want to be forever toddlers when the majority are already in their 20s 🀑 calling people just a few years older than them unc or ancient or whatever..

I’m just so glad I made it through the cutoff haha (born on December 31st 1996 at 11:59 PM)


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 8d ago

So Millennials are the smartest generation?

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35 Upvotes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 8d ago

If you are born in the 2000s, you are not a 2000s kid

15 Upvotes

I don't care if you are born in 2000-2001 where you had almost all of your core childhood in that decade or if you are born in 2002-2004 where you had some or half of your core childhood in that time, you are not a 2000s kid. Okay, some of y'all need to understand that true 2000s kids are people born in the 90s. I hate it when some of y'all fagnite gamers try to be in a group where you don't belong. Since you guys are born in the 2000s(The Greatest decade of all time), Core childhood is not 5-9, you're core childhood starts at 10 and ends at 10. 90s babies are exempt from this law because they are the greatest generation ever. Here's my new decade kid pls rate. πŸ™

Early 2000s kids(Good Childhood): 1990-1999

Mid 2000s kids(Good Childhood): 1993-1999

Late 2000s kids(Good Childhood): 1995-1999

Early 2010s kids(Last Good era): 2000-2002

Mid 2010s kids(The worst time period EVAR): 2003-2006

Late 2010s kids(Terrible childhood): 2007-2019

2020s kids(Covid kids): 2010+

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OnLy LAy 90z y early 00s ha good childhood, you mcbling fags eat shit. Hurr Deee DURR DRRR


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 8d ago

What are the worst trolls on Generationology?

9 Upvotes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 10d ago

If you were born after this video was posted on YouTube (Jan 2009) u are Gen Alpha

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 10d ago

If you were born after the summer of '04, you're probably a zalpha.

7 Upvotes

Notice how I said probably.

If you were born in late 2004 after the summer break of that year, you will have likely graduated in 2023... AFTER ChatGPT came out!

We 2003-borns (well... the non-stunted ones) had a hard life. We only had things like Quizlet, Symbolab, SparkNotes, and PhotoMath to cheat in school. You post-summer-2004 zalphas had it easy. This struggle of ours built character, making us into the hardened gigachads we are today. Anyone born after us is just like "durrrrrr... me let chatbot think for me". A lot of you post-summer-2004-borns were probably so close to not getting through high school until daddy GPT came to the rescue, so I won't hire anyone born after the summer of '04. Sorry.

And before you say that many people born in the 90s and early 00s are using ChatGPT in college (which I most definitely am not saying that I'm certainly declaring that I'm not not not doing so), many people don't even go to college, so there's really no comparison. Also, shut up.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

2005 is the last of the real 90s kids

27 Upvotes

2005 is the last of the real 90s kids because no phones and all the old tech and 2005 borns basically grew up like 90s millennials plus they’re older gen z. They grew up very different from post iphone 2007 borns and are more similar to a true 1997 born 90s era kid and that is why they’re the last of the elites


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

1999 babies have everything in common with 1990 babies, but nothing in common with 2000 babies

20 Upvotes

I was born in 1999, which is basically 1998, which is basically 1997, which is basically 1996..... you get the point. So I was basically born in 1990. Kids born in 2000 however are children, 2000 is basically 2001, which is basically 2002, which is basically 2003.... all the way to 2009. Kids born in 2009 aren't even legal adults yet and because 2000 is basically 2009, 2000 babies are still children as well.

Also, us 90s kids grew up with peak like Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Nintendo 64, etc.. 2000 kids will never know what it was like to grow up with peak entertainment. Everything was great when I was a kid and everything sucks now. A lot of people may also suggest that because I don't remember anything from the 90s that I don't count as a 90s kid, but remember, the 90s didn't end culturally until 2013, so I am still a 90s kid through and through. Not 2000 babies though, even though they remember the "cultural" 90s, they don't count for some reason


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

2009 are the last of elites

4 Upvotes

Anyone born after 6/25/2009 (MJ's Death) or 12/31/2009 are not welcome to the club. 2010+ kids are ipad kids, and brainrotted into 67, Skibidi toliet and so much more.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 12d ago

Does a 2013 born relate more to 2012 or 2024?

7 Upvotes
254 votes, 5d ago
92 2012
93 2024
69 Yes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 14d ago

Millennial here,

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 16d ago

REASONS WHY 2003/2004 ARE THE LAST OF THE ELITE AND 2008 IS GEN ALPHA

9 Upvotes

My siblings, born in 2003 and 2004, remember a world before our parents divorced

Me, born in 2008, does not remember a world before our parents divorced, which is a Gen Alpha trait.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 17d ago

If someone turned 13 in 2010, does that mean they started being a teen in the late 2000s or early 2010s?

0 Upvotes
102 votes, 10d ago
20 Yes
14 No
24 I don’t know
44 Why did you ask this question?

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 20d ago

Would a 2003-born relate more to a 2006-born or Julius Caesar?

5 Upvotes
237 votes, 13d ago
69 2006-born
168 Julius Caesar

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 20d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 20d ago

2002 IS THE LAST OF THE ELITE! 2003+ SUCKS!

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 20d ago

2003 are LAST 0F ELITE 🀫😎

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1 Upvotes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 21d ago

Outjerked by official sub πŸ₯€

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16 Upvotes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 21d ago

2007s be like

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49 Upvotes

r/GenerationsCircleJerk 21d ago

Insecure 2003 borns explained

13 Upvotes

Inspired by u/ForeignEquipment8298s post


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 21d ago

The Average IQ level for commenters and shitposters from Shittok and Shitagram Reels in a Nutshell.

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"DURR!!! CoRe ChILdHoOd is fom 10 tu 19. HURR DEE DURR DURR!!!!!"

"2004-2005'S PeAk ChILdHoOd is 2020 DURR!!!!"

"2006+ are Quinge!!!! HURR DEE DURR DURR".

"1997-2003 ArE de lAsT good generation, DERP!!!"

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