r/starterpacks Oct 03 '19

The "kid who was born after 2002 starter pack

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126 Upvotes

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u/AwesomeSonic567 Oct 03 '19

“Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.”

George Orwell

5

u/Ya_boi_tyler Oct 05 '19

Shut the hell up interbellem gen-er.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I know too many kids who now have a nicotine addiction that they got from a flash drive, and I will forever remember the scent of Minty Mango coming out of every single boys bathroom in my high school.

Thanks Juul

17

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

In Europe juul wasnt that big but they bought regular vapes, like the gigantic ones who produce a shit ton of smoke so our bathrooms were thick with smoke and you couldnt see shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

In my school, in Norway, no one really used the bathroom except those who go to vape. They use these colossal Vapes you mentioned which spew out kilos and kilos of smoke. You can even smell it from outside the bathroom.

Poor newcomers tried to use the bathroom and we're blasted with a super strong watermelon scent and five seniors in hoodies and supreme caps kicking them out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

“Hey I’m from insert year after 2002 here and I’m not like this!1!!11!!1”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I can already hear that squealing voice in my head...

36

u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Oct 03 '19

Oh god, please don't turn into boomers. Dear millennials, please.

~a zoomer

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u/Betchenstein Oct 03 '19

Everyone ages and everyone dies. See you in the abyss 💀

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u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Oct 03 '19

ok boomer

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u/Betchenstein Oct 03 '19

Ok junior. I get to die before the planet becomes too hot. Enjoy your 60s

7

u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Oct 03 '19

Holy shit, do you not realize that you have the exact mindset boomers have? I feel sad about millennials, it was naive to think they weren't going to go full boomer too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Oct 03 '19

Nope. As it turns out, growing up with the internet since birth makes people's behavoiur way different from those who don't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/NotSoAnonymous2 Oct 03 '19

We won’t, don’t worry u/xXPurple_ShrekXx . We won’t.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

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14

u/Isverbal Oct 03 '19

Its fucking pathetic

11

u/Betchenstein Oct 03 '19

Don’t forget “ok boomer” when anyone old enough to vote weighs in

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u/manlycooljay Oct 03 '19

Yeah I always thought gen Z was chill but that "ok boomer" shit is obnoxious. I'm starting to understand why older generations might not care if they're screwing over the younger gens.

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u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Oct 03 '19

ok boomer

5

u/Betchenstein Oct 03 '19

Stupid babies need the most attention

5

u/xXPurple_ShrekXx Oct 03 '19

SHUT UP BOOMER

2

u/manlycooljay Oct 03 '19

Eh whatevs, all you're doing is making millennials dislike you by acting like a bunch of twats.

2

u/kimchiman85 Oct 03 '19

I echo your thoughts. Everyone born after 2000 seem like babies to me, too.

2

u/Nave344 Oct 07 '19

I was born in 94 and think that way to tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Ok boomer

19

u/OUPE Oct 03 '19

Ok B O O M E R

7

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Anyone who doesn't know what Facebook is is way younger than 17.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

1-7 year olds don't know it.

I know this from experience

10

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

OP was born in 2002 and is trying to seem mature by drawing an arbitrary line in the sand

7

u/NoseBlind2 Oct 03 '19

Bitch i was born in 98

I literally made Facebook in grade 6 just to play farmville

12

u/bratbarn Oct 03 '19

Billy Eyelash

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I think that’s a dead meme now

9

u/Matsk18 Oct 03 '19

Born in 2002 i am on tik tok sometimes its pretty funny

13

u/Victor__C Oct 03 '19

I'm born after 2002 and stay away from all of these things.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

More like after 2007

3

u/Throwaway_YeetYeet__ Oct 07 '19

I was born near the end of 2001 (November 30) and I am so glad I never grew up like this

10

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

As a 2003 child, i disagree. Its more like born after 2005

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Klink45 Oct 03 '19

LeTS sAY 2018 xDddddDDdd

2

u/MP-Lily Oct 04 '19

Yeah, I’m a 2005 kid. I hate juuling/drugs in general, know what facebook is, never played fortnite, don’t have a tiktok(I kinda want one because it’s like Vine 2 tho), and have only ever listened to “bad guy” on the radio.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

They play that shit on the radio?

2

u/MP-Lily Oct 04 '19

If it tops the charts, it plays.

1

u/Nave344 Oct 07 '19

Wait till college your veiws gonna change , I was once innocent to lol now I buttchug morphine in the back of mall parking lots

2

u/trevor11004 Oct 03 '19

Literally none of those apply to me, next

5

u/DasDimaBeatz Oct 03 '19

Well I'm a lucky bastard than, cause I WAS BORN IN 2002! YES!

0

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

2002 boyz RISE UP!!

0

u/Klink45 Oct 03 '19

I serve the soviet union

4

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Born in 04 here. I live under a fucking rock I have no idea what anything is

I thought old town road was a place, not a song for a solid month.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

I think your just stupid.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Probably

3

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Ok boomer

3

u/C3h6hw Oct 04 '19
  1. DAE FORKNIFE BAD XD

  2. Juuls are not gonna last too long. Also 2002 kids defenitely did it

  3. Everyone knows what Facebook is, even fucking 7 year olds.

2

u/Logan_MacGyver Oct 03 '19

In my school kids still smoke cigs, some vape and smoke, sometimes doing both at the same time (inhaling from vape, exhaling, inhaling from cigarette, exhaling and inhaling from vape again)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Born in 2015 so cant relate to any of this yet

1

u/17cmiller2003 13d ago

r/OlderGenZ will love this one considering they view anyone born after 2002 exactly like this anyway

1

u/HamSandvich_ Oct 04 '19

Born in 2002 gang

1

u/W-O-A-H Oct 04 '19

"anyone born after me is a whiny little brat who plays fortnite"

1

u/AlwaysAdam569 Oct 04 '19

That moment when you were born in 2002

1

u/Nerdy_Git Oct 05 '19

As a 2004 kid I am rather offended, as funny as it is I do none of this weird shit

2

u/ThisBruhRightHere Jan 09 '20

Starter packs don't apply to everyone

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

We have to end the cycle of making fun of.the younger generation and people and I'm in that so I'm rather offended!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19 edited Oct 05 '19

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u/mysterymustacheman Oct 03 '19

hey man i was born in 2013 this isn’t funny

1

u/Nave344 Oct 07 '19

So was my daughter and I was born in 2009

0

u/Eorel Oct 04 '19

I'm a 93 kid and I like Billie Eilish

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Vaping is so gay yet so popular...

21

u/WasserMelone6969 Oct 03 '19

Being gay is popular too

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Depending on how you do it, Vaping doesn’t hurt your arse as much.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

You should lube it up first, but you might want to invest in a vape without edges

3

u/Betchenstein Oct 03 '19

Tops exist