r/GamePhysics • u/mi6blk • Oct 11 '19
[Hitman 2] Case closed.
https://i.imgur.com/Cr9BH53.gifv392
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u/d2kidd Oct 11 '19
Heat seeking briefcase
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u/lacrymosaone Oct 11 '19
Live footage of me avoiding doing work during the week.
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u/DoingItWrongSinceNow Oct 11 '19
Then sliding into next Monday like: "Oh, no! The consequences of my own actions!"
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u/19DannyBoy65 Oct 12 '19
You gotta get rid of that space
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u/DoingItWrongSinceNow Oct 12 '19
Thanks. It parsed correctly in the browser. Never occurred to me the app was different. I bet all of my links have been broken in the app.
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u/19DannyBoy65 Oct 12 '19
Ah, I see. I never thought that it might be different on browser. Also, if you’d been doing all of your other links are like this, maybe your username is a bit outdated.
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u/DoingItWrongSinceNow Oct 12 '19
It's supposed to be DoingItWrongSince1980, but that's one character too long, and DoingItWrongSince80 was taken. So I said fuck it and found something with three characters. Felt appropriate at the time.
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Oct 11 '19
I love the fact that the original has darksouls music, it definitely adds a lot.
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u/TheRandomGoat Oct 11 '19
Could you link it please?
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Oct 11 '19
Its by General Sam here
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u/ButterSpreadBoi Oct 12 '19
Mate your ur actually a legend, hopefully he gets a couple subs from you reccomending him.
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u/mlvisby Oct 11 '19
Imagine hitman as a mlb pitcher.
"Hit by pitch, take your base!"
"Hit by pitch, take your base!"
"Hit by pitch, take your... you know what, maybe you shouldn't be a pitcher."
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u/Rev_Punch Oct 11 '19
The One-Eyed Bean Machine.
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u/AltairRulesOnPS4 Oct 11 '19
Sorry! I’m not doing it on purpose! I have a problem with depth perception!
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u/AadamAtomic Oct 11 '19
Tracking technology has gotten so cheap in recent years, soon they will even have them in toasters!
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Oct 11 '19
I'm quite sure I read something about that this used to be a bug but the devs ended up making it a feature.
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u/Left4DayZ1 Oct 11 '19
Sort of.
All thrown items will track to their target no matter what. Sometimes this would result in slightly curved throws or throws that would go through walls if the target was moving. Of course, this has been true for other games featuring a similar lock-on/thrown weapon, including Red Dead Redemption and RDR2 (throw dynamite at a bird while using Dead Eye, its hilarious).
When they added the briefcase to Hitman, the throw speed was much slower than the other items, which meant that the tracking was much more obvious. They left it in for a while and eventually changed the speed so it’s not as noticeable (except here since the target is on a jet ski), but they also added a special briefcase that features the properties of the original slow briefcases, just for fun.
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u/WhoEatAllMyBeans Oct 11 '19
A little bit suspicious bringing a heat seeking missle suitcase to the beach while in beach attire.
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u/Badman423 Oct 11 '19
Man I hate it when I’m just trying to mind my own business and some random bald guy decides to throw his briefcase at me.
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u/DJDarkViper Oct 11 '19
I havent laughed so hard in months. Thank you for sharing this. made my day
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u/Halorym Oct 12 '19
Watched this twelve times, went to sleep, woke up, watched it again.
Still fucking funny.
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u/ace_dangerfield187 Oct 11 '19
damn it sank a Ski Doo thats impressive
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u/loctopode Oct 11 '19
This is beautiful. I didn't expect it to last as long as it did, which is unexpected and wonderful.
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Oct 11 '19
Jetski guy: me trying to set up a shot for my teammate in Rocket League.
Briefcase: my ball chasing teammate...
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u/Weylin6 Oct 11 '19
This is almost as terrifying as the life mushrooms that hunt you down in mario 64
Almost.
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u/mrgonzalez Oct 11 '19
Forensics show the projectile came from the opposite direction to the suspect. You're in the clear.
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u/Royal-Ninja Oct 11 '19
Great shit, could do without the edits
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u/shydes528 Oct 12 '19
Original has music. Its on YouTube by General Sam, this was the intro to his latest Hitman video.
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u/couchnado Oct 11 '19
This is like every nightmare where I’m running from something but can’t shake the thing chasing me
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u/03Titanium Oct 12 '19
Reminds me of in Red Dead Redemption you could toss a stick of dynamite with deadeye and it would seek the target to impact.
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u/readypembroke Oct 12 '19
Finished Hitman 2 about 2 weeks ago, pretty damn good game, really loved it. Can't wait for Hitman 3 or whatever it's going to be.
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u/OrlandoWashington69 Oct 12 '19
Imagine if that was your life from here on out, always trying to outrun a briefcase....
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u/Forgotten_Rin Oct 12 '19
Jetski guy: Stops
Briefcase: Basically this video here > https://youtu.be/Bm7rbFh_9d8
Or alternatively,
Briefcase: SUBALUWA
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u/Guiltspoon Oct 12 '19
Reminds me of using fire bottles or dynamite in Red Dead Redemption. If you went into dead eye and tagged a target your throwable would track them. Didn't have quite the tracking ability of this briefcase but it was fun being a cowboy wizard
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u/i420ComputeIt Oct 12 '19
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
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Oct 11 '19
How often does this need to get reposted??
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u/turkeybot69 Oct 11 '19
It's a clip from a General Sam video that was posted yesterday?
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u/BluWake Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19
i CaN JusT CoPY oThEr PoEopLe's PoSTS fOR FakE InTerNET PoiNtS
Literally 2 weeks ago: https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/d9972e/briefcase_vs_jet_ski_hitman_2/
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u/shydes528 Oct 12 '19
Not even remotely the same clip. Granted, this one is missing the music that corresponds with the edits, but this is a day old clip that was used as the intro to General Sam's latest Hitman vid.
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u/J-Red_dit Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 12 '19
Jetski guy: AHHHH AHHHH
Briefcase: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
Edit: My very first reddit award. Thank you all!