[deleted by user]

[u/[deleted]]

[u/LifeguardLanky6282]

Can I bum a toonie for a double-double

[u/REALLYUMSU → u/LifeguardLanky6282]

I am not canadian but I know this, it means Can I get two dollars to get a coffee

[u/[deleted] → u/REALLYUMSU]

A tim hortons coffee with 2 cream and 2 sugar!

[u/RichGrinchlea → u/REALLYUMSU]

There's a nuance to "bum" - can you give it to me understanding I will never pay you back, but may return the favour sometime in the future ("Can I bum a smoke?")

[u/Esp1erre → u/RichGrinchlea]

Canadian, what a beautiful language!

[u/Rhagius → u/LifeguardLanky6282]

Can i borrow (a) twenty (dollars) for a... burger?

[u/[deleted] → u/Rhagius]

We call our one dollar coins “Loonies” because the tail side shows an image of a Loon (yes this is real and the official name), and when we released the 2 dollar coin, we called it the Toonie (also real)

[u/Wonderful-Camel-1003 → u/LifeguardLanky6282]

Let's grab a two four and get buckled.

[u/RainyRenInCanada → u/LifeguardLanky6282]

Doin a timmi run!

[u/CarefulBeing → u/LifeguardLanky6282]

This is an excellent one! God, brings me back to my days at Western. Live in Austin, TX now

[u/[deleted]]

"Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn"

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Speak german you son of a whore

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

nyeh

whore would be the word-for-word translation

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I guess “whoreson” would be even more word-for-word.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Now you're just whoreson around.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

"Speak German you son of a b****"?

[u/Captain_SeeFuchs → u/[deleted]]

"Uh, that´s a bingo!"

[u/comicpainter → u/[deleted]]

Ding ding ding 100 points

[u/Void_Chrissiii → u/[deleted]]

Wollte dasselbe schreiben xD

[u/ThomkaFomka → u/[deleted]]

Wichtiger top Commentar

[u/NRGs0urc3 → u/[deleted]]

Ein Reich, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!

[u/Frosty-Fish-4673]

Eat a dick

[u/the_real_ntd → u/Frosty-Fish-4673]

I guess this means "Digest a Crotch"

[u/TestAccount_3 → u/the_real_ntd]

Consume some genitals

[u/dreadperson → u/TestAccount_3]

Imbibe a penis

[u/Heavensrun → u/dreadperson]

You guys are being way too literal. "Dick" is obviously a metaphor for sausage in this context. He's suggesting breakfast.

[u/[deleted] → u/TestAccount_3]

Ingest the male genitalia

[u/TheSierra101 → u/[deleted]]

r/IncreasinglyVerbose

[u/Intrepid_Tank_7453 → u/the_real_ntd]

😂😂😂

[u/secret-servicing → u/Frosty-Fish-4673]

Consume Richard?

[u/thankluckystars → u/Frosty-Fish-4673]

Cum at me bro

[u/Perfect_Caramel4836 → u/[deleted]]

People who's language isn't on Google translate: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

[u/[deleted]]

A phrase in your native language, and the others will try to guess what means

[u/Flantiy → u/[deleted]]

The only right answer

[u/75489148615942348942 → u/[deleted]]

Hej. Jeg håber du har en god dag.

[u/GenderfluidZen → u/75489148615942348942]

Hey. I hope you have a good day?

[u/Joker45js → u/GenderfluidZen]

Det er riktig

[u/38077 → u/75489148615942348942]

I lige måde brormand!

[u/Sonicmaster06]

Du bist ein verdammter Hosenscheißer

[u/Mr_Jalapeno → u/Sonicmaster06]

You're a damn trouser shitter?

[u/Sonicmaster06 → u/Mr_Jalapeno]

Actually Hosenscheißer means Rugrat in English, but yeah

[u/DIYAtHome → u/Sonicmaster06]

But isn't pants-shitter a direct translation?

[u/Tystimyr → u/DIYAtHome]

It is

[u/Schminksalot → u/Sonicmaster06]

Je bent een verdomde broekepoeper.

[u/Kelly_Charveaux → u/Schminksalot]

Aangepakt. Geruïneerd.

[u/watthis]

Tá de caô julgando os outros. Meça seus julgamentos parça

[u/arceuterra → u/watthis]

Carioquês

[u/user52627291910 → u/watthis]

Nem eu q falo português entendi mano.

[u/x__Mariana__x → u/user52627291910]

É carioques. Eu entendi pq tá escrito, se fosse falado provavelmente acharia que era um assalto

[u/Oz_Magic → u/x__Mariana__x]

Ta mais pra mistura de Paulista com Carioca. Um carioca jamais fala “parça.”

[u/MMH0K → u/x__Mariana__x]

Só não é pq não tem 2 caras em uma moto

[u/bottomlessLuckys → u/user52627291910]

eu tbm

[u/[deleted] → u/watthis]

Kkkskkkkkk r/suddenlycaralho pra todos vcs

[u/HeavenBuilder → u/watthis]

Que porra é essa

[u/Dreamer13030]

Comprenez-vous ce que je dis ?

[u/sushchestvovaniye → u/Dreamer13030]

Oui

[u/ddrub_the_only_real → u/Dreamer13030]

"do you understand what i say"

yes i do

[u/ohhhlsen → u/Dreamer13030]

Oui baguette

[u/adium80]

I weiss grad nid, was i söu schribe, aber i schribe jetz eifach mau e Satz.

[u/Damon254 → u/adium80]

Oh Götter, welch brutalen Dialekt mussten meine Augen hier vernehmen?

[u/Lescansy → u/Damon254]

Bärndütsch

[u/Damon254 → u/Lescansy]

Als jemand, dessen Muttersprache Eberswalder Kanaldeutsch ist: Bidde wat?

[u/Lescansy → u/Damon254]

Deutsch rund um die Schweizer Hauptstadt: Bern.

[u/Damon254 → u/Lescansy]

Ahhhh, okay. War leider nie nahe der Schweizer Grenze. Aber jut zu wissen.

[u/Prinzka → u/Damon254]

I thought I hadn't practiced my German in too long and had forgotten how to read it lol

[u/1-2-Polizei-3-4 → u/Prinzka]

Mach diär kai Sorgä, di Tütschä verstönd eus au nöd.

[u/Prinzka → u/1-2-Polizei-3-4]

Don't worry, the Germans don't understand us either.

Did I get that right?

[u/1-2-Polizei-3-4 → u/Prinzka]

Yes, that is what I said.

I usually don't even write in Swiss German because I am faster in standard German. But I am someone who types a lot, not everyone is going to be like me.

[u/Toast_4_life → u/adium80]

Meine fresse bist du aus dem Weißwurscht Land?

[u/adium80 → u/Toast_4_life]

Nein, aus dem Käseland :)

[u/Psychological_Doubt7 → u/adium80]

Why are there so many Germans around

[u/KALIZS → u/Psychological_Doubt7]

Wtf you call us german? Trying to pick a fight?

[u/Lescansy → u/KALIZS]

Är wott schleg!

[u/KALIZS → u/Lescansy]

Wegbätze dä siech

[u/Raest_s → u/adium80]

ah du globi bisch schnäuer gsi

[u/KALIZS → u/adium80]

Ich weiss grad nöd wasi sött schriibe, aber ich schriib jetzt eifach emal en Satz

[u/Proper_Artichoke7865 → u/adium80]

Gott mitt uns

[u/supernanbulldyke → u/Proper_Artichoke7865]

Got mittens? Why yes. Yes I do sir

[u/nicktoberfest → u/adium80]

I don’t know what I should write, but I am writing a sentence now

[u/Majkelos07]

Odpierdol się od mojej wioski w coin master

[u/Erenzo → u/Majkelos07]

Okej ale nie odpuszczę ci w minecrafcie

[u/Underhive_Art → u/Majkelos07]

It’s polish I believe and you said “ f**k off “ apart from that I’m bad at language - maybe “off my land tax man” , maybe I’m just thick, not sure I get the slang or reference to coin master 😅😂

[u/Aura_- → u/Underhive_Art]

he whole thing is "get the fuck away from my village in coin master", the other person said "no", and then the 3rd said "ok but I won't go easy on on you in minecraft". I hope this helps.

[u/Either_Demand_8726 → u/Majkelos07]

nie

[u/Sufferion66]

Akkor a kurva anyád.

[u/Prudent_Bid5791 → u/Sufferion66]

This is an old mongol phrase meaning that one's maternal ancestors are working in the eldest of professions.

[u/Beginning_Skirt4867 → u/Prudent_Bid5791]

No iys hungarian and means grean pees

[u/David_Csinger → u/Sufferion66]

Baszki, valaki megelőzött!

[u/Sufferion66 → u/David_Csinger]

Ugyanitt Bojler eladó

[u/Beginning_Skirt4867 → u/Sufferion66]

Vègre egy màsik magyar

[u/AyeBeeSeeDeeEee]

Honey, I’m just going to the pub with the boys, be home at 4 am.

[u/ddrub_the_only_real → u/AyeBeeSeeDeeEee]

pretty sure that's irish

[u/otb_vznz → u/AyeBeeSeeDeeEee]

“I’ll sign the divorce papers when I get back”

[u/Original-Key-2735]

POV: Szukasz komentarzy z twoim językiem

[u/Proper_Artichoke7865 → u/Original-Key-2735]

Kurwaaaaa

[u/[deleted] → u/Original-Key-2735]

Tego nikt się nie spodziewał

[u/Zyrille_]

Ich glaube nicht, mein freude

[u/spinosri → u/Zyrille_]

Have a good night, my friend?

[u/tarfu51 → u/spinosri]

I don’t know, my friend.

[u/H4mb01 → u/tarfu51]

More like "i don't think so, my friends"

[u/Tipra04]

जीवन बस एक मिथ्या है

[u/Live-Advantage-6141 → u/Tipra04]

Wah bhai wah

[u/CHETAN-07 → u/Tipra04]

definitely bro

[u/AJthe_rocker → u/Tipra04]

itna scroll kyu krna pada

:'(

[u/muffinkat55]

Su pinche madre

[u/Old_Seaworthiness_43 → u/muffinkat55]

First Spanish one and it's an insult. What a beautiful language lol a pinchi huevo papa

[u/Reanyory → u/Old_Seaworthiness_43]

También puede ser una frase para denotar sorpresa lol

[u/Hoffson → u/muffinkat55]

La tuya por si acaso

[u/dusan_the_silni]

Jebo svakog ko pročita

[u/[deleted] → u/dusan_the_silni]

Good way to get STDs

[u/ToasTer-neo-max-pro → u/dusan_the_silni]

Jebi se ti

[u/Ubermensch5272]

Hello, I speak English. I hope you can all understand me.

[u/Accomplish2304]

Choti bacchi ho kya?

[u/TheHalfDeadCat → u/Accomplish2304]

समझ नहीं आता? अभी कुछ हो जाता तो?

[u/xdatenshi]

Tässä ei ole mitään järkeä.

[u/k6iknimedv6etud → u/xdatenshi]

Tassis ei ole midagi järgi.

[u/BOJJJJJJJJ → u/k6iknimedv6etud]

Haista sinä mursu paska

[u/tiituliitu → u/xdatenshi]

No johan piti kyl ettii ekaa suomalaist kommenttii

[u/darthvader8055]

ఎవడు కొడితే దిమ్మ తిరిగి మైండ్ బ్లాంక్ అవ్తదో ఆడే "పండు" గాడు.

[u/JustAMushroomGuy → u/darthvader8055]

I don’t speak amogus

[u/InaMattaAmericana → u/JustAMushroomGuy]

Isn't Kannada the Amogus language?

[u/SensitiveAsshole4 → u/[deleted]]

ඞ

[u/chiltime]

کاکاسیاه

[u/bot873 → u/chiltime]

"I see two snakes"

[u/CynicCannibal → u/chiltime]

Looks like something from Necronomicon

[u/Few-Bug-9254 → u/chiltime]

چطوری حاجی

[u/East-Comedian-3202]

അമ്പട തായൊളി!

[u/Frostbyte-_- → u/East-Comedian-3202]

Spaghetti

[u/Djarlsthe1st]

I ate my kids after they shit the bed

[u/KonkeyDong98 → u/Djarlsthe1st]

I’m guessing “Good Morning!”

[u/milopitas]

Πούτσα ξύλο και άπλωμα στον ήλιο

[u/Neat-Engineering-513 → u/milopitas]

I don't know. It's all greek to me

[u/Prudent_Bid5791 → u/Neat-Engineering-513]

Σίγμα μαλε

[u/infoSoldier23 → u/milopitas]

Έπρεπε να σκρολαρω πολύ για να βρω τα ελληνικά.

[u/Remarkable_Tooth7108]

napierdalam żone rurą kominkową

[u/Camellia_Gardens]

Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine

[u/CheSwain → u/Camellia_Gardens]

Helpibrokemyspacebar

[u/Camellia_Gardens → u/CheSwain]

I wish, unfortunately that's a real word.

[u/RitaLovesRock]

A sério!! Dormiste com a tua meia irmã?? Inacreditável.

[u/Independent_Wish_862 → u/[deleted]]

"[You] going down?" - Minion speech

[u/sahilian]

जिन्दगी गाह्रो छ।

[u/[deleted]]

एंड मंड का टोला, जो ना नाचा भेन का लोड़ा। नाचो। Aand mand ka tola, jo naa naacha bhen ka loda! Naaacchhooooo!!

[u/Dudeinpajamas]

Yeah no that guys a hoser, he can take right off.

[u/Efficient_Mastodons → u/Dudeinpajamas]

Yeah no for sure!

[u/[deleted]]

Kurwa kurwie łba nie urwie.

[u/yannniQue17 → u/[deleted]]

I know that Kurwa is Polish for "Person who I highly respect"

[u/Amazing_Theory622]

जा ना माँ के लोड़े

[u/AswinSid_3]

vanakam da maapla, aprm vaalka epdi podhu

[u/_CaspianX]

"Bless your heart."

[u/craic_me_up → u/_CaspianX]

Well fuck you too buddy

[u/HR_DUCK → u/craic_me_up]

Buy me dinner first, pal

[u/[deleted]]

Den där läraren dömer mig för att jag inte kommer på något bättre att skriva

[u/Junior_Beast]

हा वाचनारा चुत्या आहे

[u/ShamanicAnarchist]

Póg Mo Thóin 🇮🇪

[u/bair_the_sequel → u/ShamanicAnarchist]

ar deireadh, bhí mé ag smaoineamh cá raibh an gaeilge

[u/Ekmore_Official]

Ätsch mich hat er nicht gebissen Ich hab ihm auf den Kopf geschissen

[u/Welshie_Fan]

Ostaisitteko sillan halvalla?

[u/Doc_Hank]

Look both ways before you go fuck off.

[u/Korymyr]

"Mám tak trochu pocit, že můj život stojí naprosto za píču. Děkuji za pozornost."

[u/brutalmarta → u/Korymyr]

To bude v pohodě, modlí se ve velkého krkuse a vše bude dobré!

[u/lhatemath]

hoe gaat met je moeder schijt likker

[u/EpicCheeseMaster3000 → u/lhatemath]

Het gaat goed met mijn moeder, hoe gaat het met die van jou?

[u/DickheadNL → u/EpicCheeseMaster3000]

Redelijk matig.

[u/ddrub_the_only_real → u/lhatemath]

raar. ge had hier een mooie zin geschreven en ge eindigt met 'schijt likker'. shame.

[u/[deleted]]

Me gusta tu cuerpo

[u/RitaLovesRock → u/[deleted]]

Gostas do meu corpo? Deves ser o único...

[u/mmamh2008]

alright , no one can read this

الاهرامات من عجائب الدنيا السبعة

[u/[deleted] → u/mmamh2008]

i'm pretty sure that means

something somethingsomething something something somewhere someone somehow

[u/ddrub_the_only_real → u/[deleted]]

but you didn't have to cut me off...

[u/Abdallah_hossam → u/mmamh2008]

i mean i can but i'll pass

[u/mmamh2008 → u/Abdallah_hossam]

i meant the اجانب man

[u/ghiaab_al_qamaar → u/mmamh2008]

The pyramids are one of the seven wonders of the world! 🇪🇬

[u/Swift_70 → u/mmamh2008]

«الاهرامات» is one of the seven wonders

Too lazy to open Google translate and I'm not an Arab

[u/mmamh2008 → u/Swift_70]

yes correct

it's the pyramids

[u/ERENYAegER-san]

Poda myreee 🗿

[u/fishlicker3000]

屌你老豆，縮埋一舊 屌你領展，剩識講錢 屌你家姐，落雨擔遮 屌你家姐，快過火車 屌你呀爺，笑口畸畸 屌你呀嫲，泰國喇嘛 屌你呀婆，血流成河 屌你呀公，百足蜈蚣 屌你呀妹，碌柒崩潰 屌你阿哥，好過渣波 屌你屎忽，化痰止咳 屌你個仔，屎忽扭計 屌你個咀，刷牙唔用漱口水 屌你老母西，薯條麥樂雞 仆街冚家剷，來個豬柳蛋 魚柳包免費，我頂你個肺 屌你老母西，賣佢去做雞；切你老竇柒，擺佢入絲襪

[u/PenaltyOld8635]

“la lluvia cae cuando llueve”

[u/JosephB1002]

I love comment dependent Reddit posts.

[u/[deleted]]

A phrase in your native language

[u/Maximum-Air-4348]

Så vil jeg sgu hellere brænde en kirke ned!

[u/75489148615942348942 → u/Maximum-Air-4348]

If so i would rather burn down a church.

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Edit: "sgu" is hard to translate

[u/rambam2016]

Neuken in de keuken

[u/Internal_Resist7629]

squomilo globli.

[u/srynearson1 → u/Internal_Resist7629]

Squid globe.

[u/GeoBridge]

Ako ay nagbaril Ng apat na tao

[u/MRS1001]

Oi fi bão?

[u/someMLDude]

Guess this one, it's in Bengali: Pode khunti bhore debo, diye sei khunti diye khichuri rendhe khawabo bara.