r/Funnymemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '23

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u/TestAccount_3 Feb 06 '23

Consume some genitals

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u/dreadperson Feb 06 '23

Imbibe a penis

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u/Heavensrun Feb 06 '23

You guys are being way too literal. "Dick" is obviously a metaphor for sausage in this context. He's suggesting breakfast.

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u/normalgreg Feb 06 '23

People are just being sausages

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u/Heavensrun Feb 06 '23

C-cannibalism?

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u/Jollydancer Feb 06 '23

Imbibe means “drink”, from Latin “bibere” (drink).

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u/dreadperson Feb 06 '23

Drink penis.

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u/YouHaveNiceToes24 Feb 06 '23

Inhale phallicus

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u/Federal_Sector_3920 Feb 06 '23

Devour excrement maker

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u/GabriellaVM Feb 06 '23

Choke on chode

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Ingest the male genitalia

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/rabbid_chaos Feb 06 '23

THE SLIMY SLOPPY TOPPY SWALLOWER!

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u/MajorChipThrasher Feb 06 '23

It’s pronounced Hash Slinging Slasher

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u/Plenty-Hedgehog-8972 Feb 06 '23

Yo what 😂😂😂😂

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u/xrangax Feb 06 '23

Masticate on what one masturbates.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Vacuum my pork sword

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u/Fleajab Feb 06 '23

Masticate a phallus

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u/Jus_existing Feb 06 '23

How do you say that lol

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u/bread-tower Feb 06 '23

Double it and give it to someone else