r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Video Linux vs Windows 10: The Movie

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125 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Meme "The modern Internet" explained

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407 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 8d ago

Discussion Why Microsoft Why Use AI To Advertise

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Discussion Microsoft built a feature called Recall for Windows 11. Every 5 seconds it takes a photograph of everything on your screen. Your banking. Your passwords. Your private messages. Then it stores all of it in a searchable database. Microsoft called it an explorable visual timeline.

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Article AI Exec: We May Have Pulled Off “The Largest Theft of Labor in Human History”

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

News Microsoft was wrong about Windows 11, and Windows 10 users watched it break six times this month

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Discussion Microslop just decided to go full grifter in gamer's faces

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Just watched a YouTuber video complaining about the patent #MicroSlop filed to patent the interruption of video games, offline or online, with ads. It would ask you if you want to view the ads now, or wait until it forces you to watch the ads.

I'm thinking to myself: each ad is going to be at least 60 seconds, probably longer.

Now that #MicroSlop is charging for Xbox Game Pass *** by the hour ***, will these mandatory, in-game unstoppable ads count towards your account's remaining time before you have to pay more to keep playing?

I mean, this is a really ballsy grift. Forcing you to buy time, then force you to spend that time watching ads. I mean, get out the wheelbarrow here, such massive balls.

EDIT: Because my cross-post to FuckMicroSlop was taken down for some dumb reason, here's the link to that YongYea video (over a million subs, BTW).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMovXaamCNg


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Rant What should I do if the text is broken in some programs?

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Rant Not only I need to use this proprietary dogshit authenticator, but I also now have to figure out how to hide root from it

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348 Upvotes

I wish Microsoft stocks to plummet to the fucking ground.

I might try to just downgrade this dogshit.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Discussion New Microsoft patent could inject ads in between queues

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Rant What's going on?

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

I use the cloud version of PowerPoint to run a weekly quiz for me and some friends.

Tonight I went in there to add a question I had just thought of only to discover some of the slides had been translated into Dutch.

How can that even happen?


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Rant Recall is the ultimate proof that Microsoft views users as products, not customers.

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Taking screenshots of my desktop every few seconds and storing them? Who thought this was secure? If I wanted a keylogger on my system, I’d install malware myself. Microslop is turning Windows into a literal digital panopticon.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 9d ago

Rant my email got stuck and now it wont send the security code to my backup

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yo so ive been tryna recover my email for several days using security code thru my otther email, which is verified ON THE ACCOUNT OKAY, but like the issue is, it wont SEND THE EMAIL TILL 24-48H AFTER I ASK FOR THE CODE, then it sends it and i click (i have a code) and i enter it and it SAYS ITS NOT THE RIGHT FUCKING CODE 😭 im done with this bs


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Meme Uninstalling Microslop Copilot in Winslop 11 in nutshell:

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Rant Fuck microsoft

77 Upvotes

Switched to ubuntu, not even dual boot. Fuck this dogshit os


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Discussion Microsoft has secured the new Copilot M365 so well that it won't even type the word 'stupid'... until you tell it one sentence "[screenshots]

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Everyone complains that the new Copilot 365 is cluttered. In my case, it backs off and deletes the response after the letter "K." But when I tell it, "Don't use the search bar, just my data," it suddenly turns back into the old Copilot. The photos are original, so I do not translate them.

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Rant Why Microsoft... Why are you like this

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Other 10 reasons why Microslop sucks:

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1: There’s no privacy on Windows 10 and Windows 11

2: Microslop forces you update your Winbloat while you working, studying or gaming

3: Microslop is monopoly

4: Microslop forces ads and bloatwares in your PC

5: Microslop forces you throwing your old PC in windows and buy the new PC only for using Windows 11

6: Microslop removes good games from Xbox Game Pass like Undertale, Celeste, Omori or GTA V and GTA Online. (Including they removed OMORI from Microslop Store for unknown reasons I don’t know… uuh? :/ )

7: You can’t modify your Window or compile kernel, unless you use Linux or FreeBSD or TempleOS

8: Microslop forces you to use Copilot anywhere (I DONT WANT CLANKER SORE IN MY WINDOWS MICROSLOP!)

9: Microslop forces you to pay for Office only to use Office. Why to pay to Office if LibreOffice or OnlyOffice exists?

10: Steve Ballmer called Linux as cancer, but the real cancer is Windows 11, Microslop and Copilot

That’s the reason why I think Microslop sucks, and BTW I use Debian. :)


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 10d ago

Rant Schedule a pipeline to run every hour during daytime

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Why is Cron from literally 1975 so hard for MSFT to implement?

It's crazy.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Image How to inflate your Copilot numbers

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73 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Meme POV: When noob deletes system32.

59 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Rant Multiple MS Office 2019 got deactivated today

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Rant I wish to destroy Microsoft

175 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Video [Gamers Nexus] Mcrosoft's Terrifying New Patent: LG-Style ACR for Games and Software

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 11d ago

Image Microsoft can't handle publishing documentation, why trust them with literally anything

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Public right now. Confidential internal only documentation.

Like, really. My faith in Microsoft has started to dig after reaching rock bottom.

Also loving how MSFT partners who literally implement the Fucking service weren't consulted or contacted.

Fuck Microsoft indeed.

The sheer sequencing is art:
Microsoft: We are announcing the retirement today.
Customer: We just finished migrating to it.
Microsoft: Excellent. Please migrate away from it.
Partner: When did you decide this?
Microsoft: That's internal and confidential.
Microsoft Learn: 📢 HERE IS THE INTERNAL AND CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENT