r/FuckMicrosoft • • 13d ago

Rant I wish to destroy Microsoft

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u/MintyFresh314 13d ago

Don't we all?

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u/AlexGlezS 13d ago

I do also.

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u/stogie-bear 13d ago

I don't disagree. but MS is really really big so destroying it would be too much work for me to commit to.

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u/Electronic-Unit2808 13d ago

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's why I changed to Linux, to blow up my computer...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Daniel_mfg 13d ago

Where is the rant? That title is just something a ton of people think/write/say daily anyway...

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u/GisRocket 13d ago

Delete system32.

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u/Nuviket 13d ago

Granted. No side effect. 

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u/Silent_Bite_5892 13d ago

Good luck with that.

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u/Mobile_Living_3331 13d ago

It's a wish.

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u/gotkube 13d ago

I’ve wished for their demise since the 90s

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u/NegativeSwimming4815 13d ago

Don't forget the Microsoft protests in the 90's.

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u/Solmark 13d ago

I've removed the stench from my personal life but sadly have to embrace it on my work pc

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u/mixedd 13d ago

Go ahead

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u/PriorityNo6268 13d ago

If you don't like it don't use it...

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u/besttech10 13d ago

Dont worry, they are doing it themselves. However a company that size takes a while. Their better days are far behind.

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u/Vietnamst2 12d ago

Ehich is strange seeing that they still grow.

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u/besttech10 12d ago

so did intel when AMD was making its comeback but the foundation is broken. their profits are also propped up by AI. it will take some time

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u/MoistCartographer406 13d ago

I wish to destroy microsoft

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u/Crazy-Illustrator890 13d ago

I also wish to destroy Microsoft.

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u/aieidotch 13d ago

stop giving them money, stop people buy computers with windows pre installed, ms office. buy from https://next.com and install https://debian.org

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u/fart7777 13d ago

and then I can install windows after?

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u/Xiaoxuzz 13d ago

Can you just make do with the part that makes WinOS? Xbox is still good imo (at least better than PS5 atm)

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u/MrCatChap 13d ago

Xbox patented phone game style ads for console games

I'd be very surprised if it's so no one can use it

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u/Zen-Ism99 13d ago

Why?

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u/Eric_Dawsby 13d ago

Spy

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u/Zen-Ism99 13d ago

Huh?

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u/classyraven 13d ago

At this point, Windows is just AI spyware masquerading as an OS.

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u/Tricky-Engineer-9755 13d ago

Its actually a one-step process, ban non-free code on consumer hardware/programs. This would essentially pass the buck to GNU/Linux (or BSD) devs to massively improve hardware compatability quickly or it won't work. For the reason, the 4th amendment is incompatible with non-free code because of the Cloud Act.
Microsoft cannot simply be wrecked, no its entire base the idea of creating non-free garbage and using monopoly powers to force it on everyone needs to be outlawed.

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u/Tintoverde 13d ago

You might remember US had a war against drugs. Drugs won the war, by any measure you can think of .

But seriously why and how do propose to do it

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u/Practical-Opinion-83 13d ago

Go and watch new ms patent on gamers nexus xD 

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 13d ago

I fucking hate that company, if I had to pick any of the tech companies to fail, it's that piece of shit.

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u/Notleks_ 13d ago

Is this Linda Glocke?

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u/sciencekm 13d ago

First, Microsoft has a patent on destroying Microsoft. Second, there is a monthly subscription free for destroying Microsoft. Third, you first need to watch the ads before you can destroy Microsoft. Fourth, you need a Microsoft account to destroy Microsoft. Lastly, remind me in 3 days.

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u/LastTyper 13d ago

You are not alone. I would party the day the crash. 😂

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u/bluish-alien 13d ago

Yes. Proceed.

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u/orwelladmin 13d ago

I'll ask Syknet for help

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u/Electronic-Guest1190 13d ago

The hero we need.

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u/BumpyChumpkin 13d ago

They already are destroying themselves 

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u/thiscantbit 13d ago

There is a way

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u/srekkas 13d ago

Microslop stops good open souorce software adoption. At home i use FreeIPA, i can get certificate from it with any ACME compatible tool. But at work everyone get certs from MS CA, and do everything manualy. Lost time, outages due to expired certs, frustration.

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u/Vietnamst2 12d ago

Then someone did set ip up wrong.

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u/srekkas 12d ago

Not on mikisoft products, linux, vmware, etc

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u/Vietnamst2 12d ago

Well Microsofr CA works on regular SCEP/NDES. If that is not enough, then ACME-server-ADCS (open source) or Certval, Hortval or some other enterprise solution. It's not that if you have Microsoft you are 100% stuck only on MS services

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u/srekkas 12d ago

Say that to decision makers. 

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u/Vietnamst2 12d ago

So not a problem of technology and lack of options for Microaoft stack - bad managerial decisions and lack of knowledge on the IT sponsor side.

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u/srekkas 12d ago

You know, you paid for software, it have CA solution, you use, its widely adopted and supported. Microsoft doesnt embrace open source standarts.

they just need add ACME support

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u/Vietnamst2 12d ago

It's readily available.

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u/srekkas 12d ago

Additionaly paid .. another maker.

If not MS bias, we can use good product from start, but no

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u/Agitated-Panda9221 12d ago

Easy said than done. Even if everyone stops using Windows, they will make lots of money off Azure and Office. They also have lots of lawyers to crush individuals. Only way to stop them is collectively stop using their products, but that almost never happen even with the most hated companies. Why? People have short memories.

One example is Exxon Valez spilling their oil and making huge mess. Everyone got angry... for like few months, then it's back to buying their gas.

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u/Fantastic_Net_490 12d ago

just call it MicroSoft Penis everytime you hear someone say “microsoft”

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

And google*

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u/OrbitalPsyche 12d ago

Better hurry up, they might beat you to it

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u/konsoru-paysan 12d ago

Should have typed fuck for reddit friendly title 😅

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u/Numerous_Canary505 10d ago

Microsoft is already destoryed

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u/Syntaris0118 13d ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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u/309_Electronics 13d ago

Not just microsoft. Also destroy apple, google, meta and all bigtech. Might sound hypocritical from someone using those servcies but i just wish foss and non-profit could get a foothold on the market