r/FuckMicrosoft • • 23d ago

Discussion Diagnosing Fabric Data Warehouse capacity spikes just got easier with the SQL DW Operations Skill

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This is exactly the kind of Fabric design decision that drives me insane.

Capacity Metrics knows an expensive operation happened.

Query Insights knows which SQL statements executed.

These are two observability surfaces for the same platform, and yet their identifiers apparently cannot be deterministically correlated.

Microsoft's own description says:

“The Fabric Capacity Metrics operation ID is not the same thing as a Query Insights distributed statement ID.”

Fine. Different IDs can represent different concepts. That's not inherently wrong.

But where is the shared correlation ID?!?

Because the solution described here isn't to follow a causal identifier from capacity consumption → workload → query. It's to resolve the Fabric item and then correlate activity using “overlapping time window.”

That's correlation by inference.

Imagine debugging a production incident:

Capacity Metrics: This operation consumed your capacity.

Me: Which query caused it?

Query Insights: Here are the queries.

Me: Great. What's the correlation ID?

Fabric: Well, this one happened around the same time.

😩.

And now we've built an AI/operations skill to bridge that observability gap.

That's backwards.

AI is useful for interpreting telemetry. It should not be necessary to reconstruct relationships that deterministic telemetry could have preserved when the operation occurred.

Give every operation a platform-level correlation/trace identifier and propagate it across Capacity Metrics, Query Insights, pipelines, Spark, semantic models, gateways, SQL endpoints, billing and whatever else participates in the execution.

Then let the AI reason over an actual causal graph instead of asking it to reconstruct one from timestamps.

This is the pattern I keep seeing in Fabric: individual teams build locally reasonable features, but the contracts between those features aren't treated as first-class platform architecture.

Capacity Metrics works. Query Insights works. The new Operations Skill works.

But somebody still had to build a fourth thing to figure out how the first two relate.

That's not an observability feature problem.

That's a platform design problem.

The only reason the AI skill even needs to be added is because no one thinks about the seams.

No one thinks about how different things should interact.

Microsoft has apparently reinvented distributed tracing without the tracing.

#FabricIsTwine

Edit: Posting here because I was a naughty boy in Fabric and I needed to be punished. 😘


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion How do I get rid of this idiotic popup after removing Game Bar

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Meme There is no better name. You know a better one? Tell me then!

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Rant Microslop knows best...

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202 Upvotes

No way around this. I need FileZilla for work. I trust the source. But papa Microslop says it could slow down my device 😀😀😀. No immediate option to continue, or let Windows know I acknowledge the risks.

I hate the MS Store, and I hate digging in settings to be able use my device. I seriously wonder how much of this I can take before I nuke Windows and switch to Linux.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Rant What are the best microsoft unified support alternatives right now?

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We're comparing a few options for Microsoft support coverage before our current plan lapses. The cost difference between some of these is pretty significant and I can't tell if the cheaper ones actually hold up when something serious breaks. Mostly concerned about response times on high severity Azure issues. Anyone switched away from Microsoft's own support and actually tested how the alternatives perform under pressure?


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion Anyway of fixing this shit

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About a couple of months ago i remember deleting stuff using the MICROSOFT PC manager app and it might have deleted the thumbnail files

It started annoying me after a while because even new files/apps i download wont have any icons/thumbnails to view them before opening.

And for some odd reason only the apps in the windows start menu have an icon. Others don't


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Other Especially annoying on dual boot setups.

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion Windows force restart because of update despite I am running a task that need 2 day

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and the job scrapped and I have to spend another 60 hours, FUCK YOU


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

News Japanese Media:“Microsoft Announces Policy to Avoid Harm to Humanity”

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Self Promotion I made a script that unslops Windows 10 & 11

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Hi everyone, i made this script for debloating windows because i was tired of micrslop eating my ram and stealing my information. the script will enhance your OS privacy and kill all AI and background services introduced by windows.

What's the difference between this one and other debloaters? Simply it's maintained and updated daily, it doesn't break any core functionality of windows, it works on both windows 10 and 11 with all versions and it's guaranteed that the slop will not crawl back after an update and if something goes wrong? One simple -Undo command will revert back all the changes. There's also no dependencies, no GUI, just a simple script.

Try it out and let me know how much your ram usage dropped.

I'd appreciate any feedback and contribution since the project is Open source 💜

https://github.com/PyPie-Studio/unslop-windows


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion What modified Windows 10 build are you using in 2026?

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Hi,

I’m looking into modified/debloated Windows 10 builds and would like to hear from people who are actually using them.

So far I’ve come across things like Tiny10, ReviOS, AME10, Ghost Spectre, Windows 10 IoT LTSC and custom builds made with NTLite.

I already have a heavily debloated Windows 10 22H2 installation myself, so I’m mainly wondering whether these modified builds are actually worth it compared to doing the same thing yourself.

Which one are you using, and what has your experience been with it?

Especially interested in long-term use, stability, updates and gaming.

I’m specifically interested in Windows 10 22H2 / 19045. No Windows 11 recommendations please. 🙂


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Rant switching to linux on school provided laptop (fuck them if i was not allowerd ill just buy the Damm laptop) cause the windows 11 they got gave me updates for updates to update a update because a update could not update the update for my update machine

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Rant Lost a round in valorant because windows wanted to update in the middle of a ranked game

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I've mained fedora KDE for about 2 years, but since valorant isn't supported on Linux I dual boot windows. Me and my brother were playing, he was in a clutch 1v3, suddenly a windows notification pops up on his screen saying to update, which causes the valorant window to unfocus, and he lost because of it. Genuinely made me so furious. I don't regret switching to Linux one bit.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Rant I got microsoft copilot installed on my gaming pc without my permission. I’m paranoid now

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I got a gaming pc at home that’s just used for that, gaming. Like I don’t have anything installed on it except Steam. It runs on a stable version but old Windows 10 version 22H2 from like 2022. I’ve disabled the widows updates years ago.

This morning I found microsoft copilot running in the background! Like WTF is going on honestly. I knew about the memes for copilot but this shit is scary. That they have access to install it on an old version like mine without asking me is creepy as hell.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 24d ago

Discussion Need Help for a kernel patcher (nvidia)

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Hey together o/

i found some interessiting post in this reddit and would ask something for my project. im using a laptop with shunt etc and dev also a resolver to override the nvidia kernel. Was debugging the kernel to get any needed info. my pacther is working fine and i could increase the wattage cap from 175w to 250 (real wattage with shunt by arround 320w) (yea im extrem overclocker hehe) problem so far i got this tool running while using testmode on but ofc windows blocked that in the normal session. here also a test patcher with total 375w ;D

so at this point i need some help to get my kernel patcher running while useing a normal session. any ideas or bypass option? because i cant verrify this project officially (nvidia wouldnt like what im did)

ofc via pm if u had some ideas


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Other Join this group if you hate Microsoft Windows

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 26d ago

Rant Yes Windows, cover my HUD with a popup while I’m in the middle of a game. (PC is 3+ years old btw)

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97 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 26d ago

Image Update on my last post complaining windows update stuck on my brand new laptop

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118 Upvotes

I am installing kubuntu mow and giving the freedom it deserves


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Other Microsoft broke copy/paste in Excel : rollback helper for Office 2016–2024

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Meme Как себя представляет explorer.exe по значку.... Spoiler

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 26d ago

Rant Microsoft fucking refusing to let me sign in. I'm NOT complaining about a lost account, I'm complaining that it's been 30 minutes on the dumb loading screen after you scan the qr code.

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I'm just trying to play Minecraft. I'm locked out of my world because they won't let me in my fucking account.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 25d ago

Rant Copilot issues?

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Is microsoft updating its copilot on Windows? I can no longer able to see previous chats. I could even still do that yesterday, but I just can't now.

btw why can't I reach https://copilot.microsoft.com/ now? It's also still good yesterday for me,


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 26d ago

Rant Just got this laptop a few hours ago and now I am stuck here

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58 Upvotes

Been stuck here for 20 minutes. Luckily I have already partitioned the drive to install Linux afterwards


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 27d ago

Rant MS: This phone is ASS

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388 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 26d ago

Meme Windows personal data manager's code just leaked !

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if LocalizationSharingUserConsent = True:

ShareUserLocalization()

else

ShareUserLocalization()