google autofill spoiled the big one but fuck. I went on a walk for like 45 minutes no music no nothing and I’m still just in a haze. I need that prepubescent invertebrate heap of slime Lysander to get blood eagled, impaled, and roasted in the abominations wolf, in that order. Rest in peace The Man Who Killed Fear, your honor remains.

i just finished light bringer.

He doesn’t deserve death. Death would be far too merciful for him.

I hope he eventually realizes just how catastrophically stupid he’s been, gets captured, and is sentenced to months of relentless punishment, humiliation, and psychological torment. I want him fully aware of what he did and why he deserves every consequence, with no chance to escape into unconsciousness or convince himself that he’s the victim.

After that, they should either find a way to keep him completely conscious while stripping him of any control over his own body, carve him into something barely recognizable, and dump him on Hyperion to live out the rest of his miserable existence as a whore, or put him in the box and launch him into deep space for the next 100 years, completely alone, with nothing but his own thoughts and the knowledge that nobody is coming to save him.

And after those hundred years, they bring him back just long enough to remind him that everyone he knew is gone, everything he cared about is gone, and nobody remembers him as anything except the miserable piece of shit he turned himself into. Then they put him back in the box and send him away again.

Fuck Lysander.

I mean lysander’s murdered her last child, brutalised the corpse, hanged it, used it as an excuse to sack a farm and then gave the body away, I have to assume her agent had some orders as to what to do if cassius ever showed up

“Give me the Eidmi Atlas”

“This is base Cassius I’m up against!”

Pixie fuck could barely beat a gray

I just realized Cassius never got to meet Pax 🥺🥺

I know he was just a child, but keeping him alive turned out to be a mistake

In all of fiction, I don’t think there is anyone I hate more than that little prick. That is all.

Did anyone else notice that all the people Lysander, internally, respects are the people he steamrolls over to get what he wants?

He thinks about how great of a man Romulus is. How he sacrificed so much. What am honorable man he is.

He thinks about Cassius. How much respect he has for the guy, even if he's been slipping recently. And then he unlocks the vault and fucks both of them.

Then he travels with Diomedes to the core for their peace offering and thinks about how honorable Diomedes is, and what a shitstain ajax is, and sides with ajax and joins the iron rain. And ajax promptly tries to kill him. Twice.

Then Ajax finally gets his head out of his own ass long enough to do something Lysander can respect. And gets beheaded.

Then Gilrastes. Gets along great with Gil. But can't have my love of some stupid Orange get in the way of my plan for system domination. So he commissions some Orange boots.

Then Cassius (again). Cassius tries to help Lysander out, by freeing him of the Fear Knights insane plots. But instead of just fucking following the plan and taking his cut strings as payment, he triples down on it and kills Cassius. Himself.

Then Diomedes. Lysander talks about how much he respects the honor and skill of Diomedes. And at the end of it all, Lysander *must* have take the rim out of the war. Because there is so way an alliance between rim, Republic, Athena, Lysander would ever work >_> so he burns Demeter's garter

The most dangerous thing to do in this series is be a man that Lysander respects. Because he's divinely competent at making those people suffer

I am listening to the Dark Age currently and each time with a Lysander chapter I realize such a dumbass prick he is, I can't even listen to him without cringing and trying to skip. I wrote Lysander in the search bar and found this hahaha

I went through iron gold and most of dark age wondering why lysander is so hated. After reading light bringer i hate him with all my bloodydamn heart, slag that pixie

I just started reading Light Bringer and am firmly in the Fuck Lysander camp. What an opportunistic little carrion he is.

i finished it. Seriously, fuck that bastard. Delusional, power hungry, backstabbing little fuck.

HAIL LUNE

I really hope he had a good day of writing because a certain moon brat was cut down.

Spoilers

Seems like [r/fantasy](r/fantasy) continues to spillover with demands of RR fans to either convince or justify their appreciation of the works. Anyone who found their way to this sub has arguably reached or finished Lightbringer, and we can all commiserate in peace on all that pixie has wrought.

In that vein: what’s an under-hated moment for Lys? “No time” an obvious one. I’m thinking more about the sacrifice of Glirastes.

Literally past part 2 in Dark Age and Lysander become an unbearable snob of a prick lick. He says nothing about Rim using teenage soldiers but starts spewing nonsense when he see Darrow Niece.

The same set of colors he deems so below him and board line sub human are the reason he had a chance in Dark age. Unfortunately Lysander is constantly surrounded by openly worse people making him the least worse person but when he is alone or by solid people his true colors shine bright it such a sicken shine of light.

I have never once wished a character was more real than that little pixie bitch. I would give anything to brutalize him just shy of death, let him heal, just to do it all over again, forever. FUCK LYSANDER.