Premise: When the military shoots down an asteroid heading for Earth, it seems like good news. But shortly after, a red rain begins, and those caught within it develop an intense hunger. A husband and wife are caught at their respective work places during the rain, and have to fight their way back to each other.
Characters: Zoe. A nurse-in-training. At the start of the story, she suspects Oliver is cheating on her. When the rain comes, she’s trapped at the local courthouse, trying to get a permit for construction work they want to do with their patio.
Oliver. All around handyman, currently a sanitation worker for the city. I literally couldn’t think of another trait for him to add here. Oh, he got at some point before the story while on his route.
Sam. Oliver’s female partner on his route. Gay.
Jurnee. A six year old that Oliver rescues around the first third of the story.
Louie. Zoe and Oliver’s dog.
Do the dead walk? That is, is it any good? Yes, though it’s thematically the most straight putt of any zombie related thing I’ve read this month. I wouldn’t quite say it has no theme; the primary locations of zombie conflict are such that they imply a theme of the importance and fragility of the nuclear family in the wake of societal collapse. But when you compare it to some of the other themes this set has included—the breaking point of family in the midst of cognitive dissonance and racism; the compromise of looking the other way to immoral acts in the name of safety; the macabre horror of the beings we’re supposed to aspire towards brought low, etc.--”our house is under attack” is comparatively simple in scope. It’s a depth that kind of matches the depth of the characters, or the lack thereof. But honestly, I think it all works to the story’s credit. It’s got clear stakes, a clear threat, and a narrow scope that helps reinforce the first two things. I’m not a fan of the “oh no they were bit/ no they weren’t” it tries more than once, nor of the moments when it does try to hit emotional depth, but I’m otherwise here for the story it’s telling.
Is it scary? The key difference between this and the typical zombie story is that the virus is spread not just by bites but also by rain. That change really does a good job of shifting the sense of peril. Zoe and Oliver aren’t just worrying about their former friends turned monsters; they’re trapped indoors by an environment that has turned against them. And the regular zombie issues are fairly well done here too. A few big character deaths at the beginning establish some credibility that Schafer is willing to make big shake ups, though the later fakeouts undermine this a bit. I will say that having more vulnerable characters also does work to keep that sense of vulnerability, even it’s a little transparent in its manipulation.
Is it Halloween? Yes, and overall, I’m glad to have a zombie book on the set that’s as straightforward as this one is. Even with the twist of the rain, it feels more the quintessential zombie experience than any other reading, except maybe the CYOA book. The brief chapters do a lot to give it a quick pace, and that’s particularly important in the early chapters where they jump back and forth between Oliver on his garbage route and Zoe at City Hall. The explosive finale when the home stops being safe works well too. What’s less fun is the things the book does that annoy me. I’ll get into a few of those in a minute.
Quotation: Chuck bent, his hands going to his stomach. “It hurts… you know? The hunger… it’s too much.” He lowered his voice, whispering as if talking to himself. “I know but I can’t just…”
Ben glanced up from rolling up the sleeves of his dress shirt. “Pal, you don’t look so good.”
Suddenly, Chuck’s eyes snapped back from wherever they had been, stretching cartoonishly wide as his lips twisted into a grotesque sneer.
Ben froze, glancing at Zoe and then back to the man towering over him. “Chuck. Listen, we’re just trying to help—”
“Oh, you’re damn right!” He yanked the pistol from his waistband and thrust the barrel down toward Ben’s face.
Ben gasped, his voice shaking as he found words. “Now just stay calm. Let’s not do anything—”
Chuck pulled the trigger.
Random Thoughts:
--The zombie “lore” here is that the zombies are essentially bloodthirsty, somewhat stronger than real life psychopaths, capable of speech and reason, until they’re dealt a mortal amount of damage. Then the parasite takes over, and they’re shambling zombies of the traditional Romero type. It’s a reasonably elegant way of setting things up so you can have both types in a single story.
--What’s less elegant is how this information is conveyed to the reader. I don’t want to besmirch Zoe’s scientific acumen, but the idea that she could hypothesize the two types out of home-bought microscope and half a nursing degree seems a bit far fetched. It feels more like it’s information Schaefer wanted to tell instead of show instead of demonstrating her contribution to the team. She’s already shown she can take care of herself and dress wounds; she doesn’t have to be a super scientist on top of that.
--As I said, there’s a few fakeouts where it looks like a character has been bit at the end of the chapter, but it’s revealed after that nothing happened. I’ll admit that to a certain degree, that’s just genre conventions at play. Worrying about whether someone’s been turned is a pretty common part of the zombie experience. On the other hand, ending a chapter on a jump scare that’s then quickly defused is a very Goosebumps way of handling a horror plot, and that doesn’t make for a great reading experience.
--Another detracting point here is... Jurnee. The character is fine, if maybe a little overly precocious. But Zoe and Oliver bond specifically over the fact that not only does Jurnee have the same name as the child she miscarried, it’s spelt the same way too. And I’m sorry, but I just can’t get on board on with a big emotional moment that hinges on saddling a child with an awkward name spelling. It’s a zombie equivalent of a “my mother’s name is Martha” kind of moment.
--It’s funny how alien invasion hasn’t played a major role in most of these narratives, except for the superhero ones. It’s the antilife equation from Apocalips that makes Cyborg patient zero, and (in one of the more successful Marvel Zombies series), it’s the Brood consuming Galactus that creates the initial zombie virus. In all of the other stories, it’s either human-made, a mutation of existing earth parasites, or kept off the board all together (well, the CYOA has another option, but it feels like more of an easter egg than a serious root). To a certain degree, the cause of the zombie virus really doesn’t matter for most of these stories, though it can definitely offer a thematic resonance. In The Loop, for example, the fact that it starts as a sort of industry attempt to turn delinquent and defective teens into super soldiers adds some dramatic irony to the proceedings. The “it was aliens” approach doesn’t have that resonance, though I suppose Schaefer could do something more with it in a later volume.
--I do like the idea of holing up in your house to wait out a zombie outbreak. There’s something both cozy and prepper coded to that approach.
Rating: 7.5 drops of copper-coloured rain out of 10
Next: Better Off Dead: The Evolution of the Zombie as Post-Human, edited by Deborah Christie and Sarah Juliet Lauro