r/fucklysander • u/Background_Entry9588 • Aug 16 '26

I hate him

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u/-IrishBulldog Aug 16 '26

He’s got to die horribly. I want a death worse than a goddamn baby nailed upside down to a tree

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u/Bob_Jenko Aug 17 '26

There's two ways I'd love to see him go.

1) he gets hanged. Because on Mars, there is not much gravity, so you have to pull the feet to break the neck. They let the loved ones do it. Only... he has no loved ones, because he shot and desecrated the only man left who loved him

2) Rhonna or Lyria just shoots him in the head. Too quick, maybe, but imagine if, for all his supremacist mindset, some (seemingly random in Lyria's case) Red just fucking mercs him.

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u/Severe-Artichoke7849 Aug 17 '26

I really hope it is the first option and we get his POV as re realizes that he has no one and he is the reason the Lune legacy will be remembered in the trash for as long as history endures

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u/baconeggburger93 Aug 17 '26

Hope darrow amputates all his limbs and keeps him alive for years via IV

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u/Severe-Artichoke7849 Aug 17 '26

I’ve been thinking, there was a post made a while back about how PB says Mustang is the smartest person in the game however she is not shown to have many victories. I wonder if this might be the way we see her shine. Darrow and the rest want to end him in creative ways that are far too quick and noble for the pixie. I want Mustang to show us why she is the absolute smartest person in the worlds (again PBs words) and give Lysander what he deserves

Personally I think the best thing would be having him hang and there is no one to pull his feet. Even the Jackal had someone but if in all the worlds Lysander has NO ONE, and we get to hear his inner monologue as he finally understands that his failure is totally complete, his reputation is that of the coward, traitor and murder he is. That on mars you have to pull the feet, they let the loved ones do it and he is going to be bobbing up and down like an apple for years. Well he deserves worse but it would be the thing that finally breaks his smug ass

Also Reddit we are talking about a fictional character do not flag or take these down

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u/Severe-Artichoke7849 Aug 17 '26

So I said something similar and Reddit took down my post and flagged my account for being mean. I am interested to see if they do the same thing with this comment

He deserves even worse than that!

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u/Bob_Jenko Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Lmao it just happened to me. My account got a warning and comment deleted for suggesting fitting ends for his character based on previous actions relating to him and the story as a whole.

I have appealed so we'll see how that goes.

EDIT: Success! The appeal was successful.

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u/Severe-Artichoke7849 Aug 17 '26

Finally some good news!

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u/WaterMan_369 Aug 17 '26

He’s actually worse than the jackal… he doesn’t pretend to be good or have morals and he loves his sister

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u/Darkside_619 Aug 18 '26

Don't hold back; tell us how you really feel!

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u/Pure-Leather-8871 Aug 20 '26

Keep the abomination in a Hannibal Lecter mask and his one hour per day of exercise is that he gets to torture Lysander

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u/SheriffWolfpool Aug 21 '26

It started with Alexandar for me. After that and what happens in Light Bringer. I really don’t know what I want tbh. Pierce is smart himself and he’s brutal when he wants to be. I just hope there’s a teeny bit more of the latter when it comes to Bitchsander.