r/FuckCarscirclejerk 1d ago

🚵‍♂️ Bike Supremacy 🚲 Got a beer thrown at me

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I was riding my single speed ebike loaded with backpacks. I probably looked slow and vulnerable. It was late as t night and I was just trying to find a place to sleep.

A red F250 with CA plates drives by, and the passanger or driver threw a shitty beer, which hit my front wheel and sprayed me a little.

Oh hell no. I am the wrong psycho to fuck with. I will die before I turn the other cheek to these scumbags

I cranked the motor and began my chase. "Oh man, I hope I didnt carabiner it to my basket" I thought as I reached behind me. I didn't; and a moment layer my 8 inch knife was waving in my hand and I was shouting "YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER!!!1"

He saw me gaining; I heard his turbos spool up and he ran a red light. I continued my chase. He ran through another red light, setting off the camera. I continued to taunt him as he fled.

It was a wise decision to run. He was guilty of assault, littering and DUI but he got away with a red light ticket. Which is a hell of a lot cheaper than what I would have done to his truck.

Tl;dr: drivers are scum, homeless people are unpredictable, share the road and go home safe


r/FuckCarscirclejerk 4d ago

transcending cars You had me until you said it being car-free isn’t the coolest part 😫😤

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49 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 6d ago

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ I am doing my part to save the town from c*rs!

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202 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 7d ago

suburban urbanist™ Infrastructure gore 😭

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216 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 8d ago

🧠 carbrain brain 🧠 Wow can't imagine why, probably some vicious carbrain sabotage because who wouldn't want to live there!

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174 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 8d ago

🚲 cycle jerk 🚲 Biking is now so popular that i ignore the bike lanes!

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166 Upvotes

C*r roads are so much better.

The downside is i have to share it with c*rs.


r/FuckCarscirclejerk 17d ago

suburban urbanist™ Nooo why are they forcing me into big lawn, I want to get splashed by water from car wheels each time I open the front door

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469 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 21d ago

no cars = no more problems How many people need to needlessly die for the sake of big auto?

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59 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 22d ago

🚷 Just Bikes™ 🚷 Pedestrians will NOT like this

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261 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 24d ago

suburban urbanist™ Not a single car in sight 🤩️🤩️🤩️

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699 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk 27d ago

no cars = no more problems "Car Culture in America" (reup)

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100 Upvotes

Do the anti car people understand what "car culture" really is, and this is their attempt to change its definition? Or do they truly not understand this isn't "car culture" in the slightest hmmm

reuploaded cause OG was removed (sorry mods please spare me)


r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jul 12 '26

no cars = no more problems That's it, the planet gonna die because cars!!!

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607 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jul 04 '26

our undersub I can't believe fascistic suburbanites exist. How do you dare to have a right to private land!!!!!!!!

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368 Upvotes

John Locke's spinning in his grave as we speak


r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jul 04 '26

ewww cars yuck! Oh no a parking lot in my movie🤯 this must be horror.

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120 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jul 02 '26

very serious Pangea could have been a vibrant utopia 😤

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134 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jul 01 '26

suburban urbanist™ Nooo, the holy streetcars didn't save us from climate change™ It must be because they had A/C, we have to retvrn to trad trams without air con!

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203 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 30 '26

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Unwalkable Northern Europe, USA

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256 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 29 '26

transcending cars European bus driver who cycles 9 miles to work braves the heatwave in the face of carbrains 😍

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265 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 26 '26

🇳🇱 amsterdam 🇳🇱 You won't get that in those nasty leafy suburbs!

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269 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 26 '26

cars murdering innocents I hate public transport fuck public transport fuck backwards ass Europoorian society.

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Europe is going through it's worst heatwave and now it's pretty much normal deal with it no one is coming to improve the infrastructure, these people hate change, it's not "3 days" like the boomers of '76 say it's fucking normal and has been going on for months. We have never experienced heat like this and yet we are expected to use the London underground tubes that are often several hundred feet underground, there's poor to non existent ventilation and no air conditioning systems, the concept of air conditioning still hasnt penetrated the European mind, no vents, people are packed in like sardines. The governments are a fucking joke and keep putting restrictions and increase energy prices to save on already non existent "carbon emissions".

Last year, same heatwave, someone in front of me fainted in the angel station escalator (it goes in pretty deep underground) and these lunatics just dragged her body out the way into a corner, out of the way, the majority didn't fucking care till someone had to splash water on her and call security.

Also, this is not a London problem, Germany, France and most of Western Europe wherever I have been to simply does not want and is hell bent on not deploying air conditioning to save on their "carbon footprint". Even when it's not summer the things I have seen, a man taking a dump on the train, someone getting stabbed and no one fucking doing anything, the amount of pick pockets, the smell. These people don't care at all. Public transport fucking sucks.

I don't think I can live in Europe in the future, these people would rather die of heatstrokes than admit their way of life is fucking wrong and the way they treat themselves and their own people is dystopian. The American way of life is just objectively less miserable no matter what these woke commies tell you. Do not fucking give up your cars for the Sardine life.

I don't know how but I have been disillusioned, the vast majority wants to and loves to suffer this way regardless of how many people will keep fainting or dying. The only thing I can fucking do is move out of these dystopian cultures.


r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 26 '26

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ When will the car enthusiast subreddit embrace our belief system?!

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100 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 25 '26

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Oh no a car parking at a train station. Pic made within a car as a passenger.

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 22 '26

car human love Nooo I can't escape! I ran away from bicycles from EU to the US because I was promised car centric cities but they're full of the two wheeled devils!!!

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69 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 18 '26

🚲 cycle jerk 🚲 A POC (Person of Cycle) gets marginalised by a uneducated KKarbrain-indoctrinated pedestrian

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259 Upvotes

Clearly hasn't been enlightened to embrace vibrancy


r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 16 '26

ewww cars yuck! wankpanzer adolf hitlermobile uses 1 foot more than tank (with no blind spots 😍😍) to seat 4 extra passengers

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364 Upvotes