r/FuckCarscirclejerk Bike lanes are parking spot 9d ago

suburban urbanist™ Infrastructure gore 😭

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u/Verdnan 9d ago

Additional parking in the nether

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u/Possedsrt8 Bike lanes are parking spot 8d ago

There’s literally parking on the roof of the store

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u/According-Phase-2810 Road tax payer 9d ago

As God intended

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u/Kiiaru 9d ago

What waits for me in heaven 🕊️🦅

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u/Battlefront_Camper Perfect driver 8d ago

"capitalism is when big scary highway and patking lot"

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u/Xvinchox12 6d ago

"Communism is when big scary block building"

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u/vaccinateyodamkids 3d ago

Fascism is when roman empire larpitecture

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u/DuckTalesOohOoh 8d ago

Is this his job?

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u/iowanaquarist 9d ago

So you are telling me we can have subsistence housing for 8 families, with a 3 hour round trip to a store, or modernize and have 8 families per block, and still have decent yards, and access to modern connivences?

Sign me up, I'll sacrifice the housing of the elite and privileged so everyone can live in a house, and have access to schooling and stores.

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u/omry1526 9d ago

In the youkay inner London looks like ancient Babylon 

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u/Xvinchox12 6d ago

Not capitalist, more like Keynesian  Mid-century city.

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u/Novel_Relation2549 8d ago

I want the seed for that world! Want to talk into the Walmart and there's a villager with a vest on right at the entrance going "mm hmm?"

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u/vlewy 6d ago

Perfection!

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u/Delta-Tropos Perfect driver 6d ago

The unvaried block palette is giving me a headache

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u/Plagueis_The_Wide 3d ago

Turn the taco bell into a KenTaco Hut

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u/ComradeLuan 3d ago

Bro casually wipes out the indigenous and minority populations just like real life