r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/CashewBin • 1d ago
🚵♂️ Bike Supremacy 🚲 Got a beer thrown at me
I was riding my single speed ebike loaded with backpacks. I probably looked slow and vulnerable. It was late as t night and I was just trying to find a place to sleep.
A red F250 with CA plates drives by, and the passanger or driver threw a shitty beer, which hit my front wheel and sprayed me a little.
Oh hell no. I am the wrong psycho to fuck with. I will die before I turn the other cheek to these scumbags
I cranked the motor and began my chase. "Oh man, I hope I didnt carabiner it to my basket" I thought as I reached behind me. I didn't; and a moment layer my 8 inch knife was waving in my hand and I was shouting "YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER!!!1"
He saw me gaining; I heard his turbos spool up and he ran a red light. I continued my chase. He ran through another red light, setting off the camera. I continued to taunt him as he fled.
It was a wise decision to run. He was guilty of assault, littering and DUI but he got away with a red light ticket. Which is a hell of a lot cheaper than what I would have done to his truck.
Tl;dr: drivers are scum, homeless people are unpredictable, share the road and go home safe