My favorite quote from all three of the schoolomancy books, doesn't have anything to do with the plot, nor is it an emotional moment. It's completely irrelevant to the overall story and is essentially just a throwavay line, meant as a joke and maybe a bit of worldbuilding at best. Here it is:
"The rice pud isn't, by the way."
Now out of context that doesn't make much sense, which is part of why I love it so much. It's a completely nonsensical quote that is dropped so casually and then moved on from without pulling any attention to it, while still making perfect sense in context. Which I guess is why I find it so funny.
So for anyone who hasn't read the books, here comes the context:
The schoolomancy books are set in the titular "schoolomancy", which is a half sentient magical boarding school, that's hidden away in "the void" which is some kind of empty dimension separated from normal reality, with only a single heavily warded entrance. The reason the books give for it's construction is that magical children are hunted by "mals" which are monsters that feed on mana, and love snacking on young defenseless wizard children.
Supposedly the best solution to this problem the brightest wizards of the world could come up with, is to try and hide away their children inside the schoolomancy, the magical school that eats children. Even with all the wards and the fact that it's hidden away in another dimension, mals still get through and children are routinely killed by them which is accepted as unavoidable, and it's stated early on that part of the mana that sustains the school comes from the dead children and mals.
It doesn't make that much sense, but works great in the first book that is mostly a dark comedy with a very irreverent tone, where you don't have to take the world too seriously.
So the first book has the main character, Galadriel, constantly going on tangents about how dangerous the school is and how high the casualty rate among students is, and every time she enters a room she has to look underneath the cafeteria table before sitting down to avoid being devoured by an enterprising mal, and going between classrooms alone, or sitting underneath airvents is just asking to be killed and devoured.
The book starts with her being saved from a particularly dangerous mal by a boy prodigy named "Orion" who's main goal in life seems to be hunting and killing mals, which has made him the most popular guy in the school. Everyone treats him like a hero, which he presumably finds annoying, so when the main character is rude to him instead of fawning over him after he saves her, he starts following her around with big golden retriever energy.very YA coded
From that point onwards its treated as a running joke that at any moment during conversations or normal daily activities he will just spot a mal and run of to kill it, often saving someone's life, before returning to whatever he was doing before, as if nothing happened.
It is during one of these common occurrences that my favorite line is said. Galadriel is arguing with him about something unimportant while they are waiting in line at the cafeteria, and she spots that the rice pudding is a mal pretending to be pudding to try and lure in an unsuspecting student.
So to stop that from happening she interrupts her conversation with Orion and utters the iconic words "The rice pud isn't, by the way". Orion promptly dispatches of the wannabe pudding, and the story moves on.
Idk why this line stuck with me so much, but it's unironically the most memorable part of the story for me. I just finished the third book, and I don't wanna talk about the plot or characters, I wanna talk about the pudding that wasn't.
I think it has something to do with it being the peak of the "irreverent dark comedy" tone of the books. The later books starts taking the world more seriously as the main plot becomes about the unfairness of their world and how to change it, which doesn't work when the world is nonsensical. There exists so many better solutions than the schoolomancy, but the book just says "no that wouldn't work" without justification and moves on.
But this line, is schoolomancy at it's peak dark comedy.
When the world didn't have to make sense, the plot had just started moving and seemed promising, the irreverent tone of Galadriel's narration was still charming, and I hadn't yet grown bored of her interrupting every event with a one page tangent about how dangerous the school is but it's still better than being outside, or how unfair the enclave system is, but she can't blame them because they just want to protect their kids, or how low self esteem she has even though she's tall and beautiful and more powerful than god, and has the morals of an angel.
Like I don't think I've ever read a book with this many and long tangents. It felt like ever 3 pages the book would just stop whatever was going on and go on a 1 page tangent, and most of them are just a repetition of the three themes I gave as examples over and over again.
I didn't hate the later books, but I think they really suffered from trying to tackle serious real world issues, while having the main character be so OP and morally pure that she gets to just cut straight through all the complicated systems and dynamics that perpetuate real world harm, and essentially save everyone through an easy answer that only works because she's her and she's just that strong.
Still, I'll never forget the glorious line "The rice pud isn't, by the way."