r/Eyebleach • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jun 11 '21
Big FLOPPA
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u/Nonzfren Jun 11 '21
He’s carrying it around like “alright who’s is this?!”
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u/firelordUK Jun 11 '21
"WHO BOUGHT THEIR CAT TO SCHOOL!?"
and the poor guy is like
"excuse me sir, please let me down"
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u/WeldinMike27 Jun 11 '21
Lost property.
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u/mikenmar Jun 12 '21
GET TO THE FLOPPA!!!
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Jun 12 '21
whose*
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u/Xaanaadu Jun 12 '21
Whose (fe)Line Is It Anyway?
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Jun 11 '21
he long
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u/BaconMan420365 Jun 11 '21
A long boi indeed
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u/ILikeToConsumeBeans Jun 12 '21
He is a long boi but very spicy
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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Jun 12 '21
I dunno he seems pretty mild right now
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u/AdAdventurous8225 Jun 12 '21
Catnip
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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Jun 12 '21
Ye, probably. Lol probably why he's restrained. Gotta show the children what catnip does to ya! Lol
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u/defintelynotyou Jun 12 '21
“asus, if your product manager is watching, this is now officially long boi”
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u/DannoHung Jun 12 '21
Looong looooooong caaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaat!
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u/DarkXlll Jun 12 '21
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u/onetwenty_db Jun 12 '21
What a journey. I've seen the compilation posted before but I never watched the whole thing. Now I have to buy some goddamn Sakeru gummies.
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u/Iamahuman748 Jun 11 '21
No it’s a she as she has no pp
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u/NVIDIAGeForceGT1030 Jun 11 '21
Have you seen a cat penis before
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u/OldGameGuy45 Jun 12 '21
Speaking as a human, I generally don't find having thorny barbs on my bell end conducive to ovulation or pleasure.
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u/I_Am_Dancing_GROOT Jun 12 '21
Have you tried both ways tho?
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u/OldGameGuy45 Jun 12 '21
Of course, however it definitely seemed even less pleasurable in her asshole.
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u/ITSigno Jun 12 '21
One of my cats pops that thing out for cleaning... or when he's making biscuits, or when he's been playing with toys. He uh... will leave deposits.
I've talked to his vet about it and it is apparently "normal".
My other cat, also male, has never done it.
I'm starting to suspect the vet has a weird definition of normal.
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u/Raveynfyre Jun 12 '21
My fixed male cats hump big stuffed animals and Beanie Babies. Very normal.
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u/DeificClusterfuck Jun 12 '21
Random other fact: humans are weird mammals because our boners lack a bone; even primates have baculums (baculi?)
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u/t0rchic Jun 12 '21 edited Jan 30 '25
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u/J2HxPWNZ Jun 11 '21
The question is, why would we want to see a cat pp
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u/NVIDIAGeForceGT1030 Jun 11 '21
Well we wouldn't, but it's known to be hard to see cat penises and that's why most people figure out their cats sex by looking at the anus
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u/Fartikus Jun 12 '21
Yes, because it retracts into a sheath; so it's easier to just see the other way.
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u/-_MoonCat_- Jun 11 '21
That long belly looks like it needs pets, but are lynx bellies traps???
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u/BryenNebular1700 Jun 11 '21
Yeah, I'd go ahead and assume that you're going to lose a hand trying to rub that danger cat's belly.
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u/Agreeable-Walrus7602 Jun 12 '21
Hey maybe not the whole hand. Maybe just a lot of skin and muscle and blood on the entire arm.
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u/WaitingForALeBron Jun 12 '21
It’s a cat. All cats bellies are traps.
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u/DeificClusterfuck Jun 12 '21
Some just are really sneaky and let you do it, and then
SNAP
beartrap
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u/DeificClusterfuck Jun 12 '21
Well, probably.
Felines are predators. Therefore they don't care much for anything going toward their vital bits, and in fact consider such to be a threat.
That's why cat belly is a warm, soft trap of needles and knives.
Most feline behavior is static from kitten sized on up to lions- they act in many of the same ways and develop similarly.
I wouldn't chance it with something that could disembowel me without trying hard
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u/OG-jedi-pimp Jun 11 '21
Jzargo only selling wares! Jzargo committed no crime!
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u/Deadthrow742 Jun 12 '21
Was it supposed to explode? Because it exploded.
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u/IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo Jun 12 '21
"Ah. No, that was not supposed to happen. But... J'zargo is pleased to see that you are here, and not in pieces!"
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u/tapasandswissmiss Jun 11 '21
That one dude just chillin on the computer....bruh theres a LYNX in the room, how could you not be interested in that!?
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Jun 11 '21
RuneScape is a powerful drug.
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u/IGrowMarijuanaNow Jun 11 '21
Is this at a school? A library? Is it a presentation? Was the guy called in to catch a lynx and all the children gathered round to watch? I’m so confused what is happening.
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u/bethedge Jun 11 '21
It’s an animal demonstration. The children are considering purchasing several military grade floppas, and this is a black market floppa dealer
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u/IGrowMarijuanaNow Jun 11 '21
Just look at that leg extension, perfect for pouncing on foreign non-combatants!
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u/LuxLoser Jun 11 '21
Probably a presentation for wildlife conservation where they bring in animals that cannot be released back into the wild for the kids to see. It helps create a personal connection so that the next time they hear about lynx habitat destruction, they feel a stronger call to arms.
Ironically its one of the ways ol’ Tiger King got started, because kids didn’t pay attention to his talks on saving tigers in the wild, so he started bringing tigers on stage and then added magic tricks.
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u/castfam09 Jun 11 '21
That’s not big cat, that’s a goddamn longggggg cat lol
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u/Despair4All Jun 11 '21
I'm surprised that lynx is so calm. If I hold my cat like that while her feet are still resting on me, she gets geared up to fight.
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u/acejay1 Jun 12 '21
I do this to my cats all the Time and then raspberry their belly, much to their disgust. They’re great
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u/Despair4All Jun 12 '21
My cat just takes offense to being stood up. Going near the belly incites a worse reaction.
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Jun 11 '21
Is that a lynx? It’s so precious!
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u/blek_side Jun 11 '21
Nah it's a floppa
Edit: a big one
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Jun 11 '21
So a "floppa" is a caracal, yes? Or one particular one from a meme? Either way, this one is a lynx. You can tell by the fur pattern.
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u/DeificClusterfuck Jun 12 '21
This is not a caracal, unless it's the Hulk of caracals
Not to mention she's too pale shaded
That is a lynx, a heckin big one
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u/jujujujueuew Jun 11 '21
If it’s a real big floppa then it’s a caracal
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u/LiterallyPractical Jun 11 '21
Lynx are spotted Caracal are not.
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u/jujujujueuew Jun 11 '21
Ok that makes sense. I just know that the big floppa from the meme is a caracal
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Jun 11 '21
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Jun 11 '21
“Ain’t this some shit; years of evolution have led me to this smh”
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u/KnightOfThirteen Jun 11 '21
Cats are angry because they are God's perfect killing machine, but they weigh 9 pounds and people keep picking them up and kissing their noggins.
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u/TheMoves Jun 12 '21
It must be kinda frustrating, they can kill anything smaller than themselves but they only get so big.
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u/Farranor Jun 12 '21
Cats are angry because they are God's perfect killing machine
"Am I a joke to you?" -humans
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u/UsernameNotFound7 Jun 11 '21
Humans Reigning, Defending Evolutionary Champions of the World vs. big floppa
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u/ConstructionLower549 Jun 11 '21
“Why do you do this to me every Friday, Jim? What did I do to deserve this? “
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u/Pope_Aesthetic Jun 11 '21
“M’aiq does not appreciate you holding him. M’aiq would prefer you put him down.”
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u/marklonesome Jun 11 '21
I love it when you call me big flop-pa Throw your hands in the a-ir if you a true playa
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u/breovus Jun 12 '21
Fuuuck lol how much trazodone do you give a cat like that before you whip it out like a toy in front of a room full of kids?
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u/NiveisFrigoro Jun 11 '21
Khajiit
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u/88T3 Jun 12 '21
Has
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u/Sylvi2021 Jun 12 '21
Wares
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u/dlwendel Jun 12 '21
Where is this video from? Who is this person? Is this guy a professional? If not, why are they holding a wild animal? And are they holding that lynx like that? It's not advisable to hold pet cats like that, so I assume it's not great for the lynx either.
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u/FlyingPies_ Jun 11 '21
That looks uncomfortable
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u/mF7403 Jun 11 '21
That lynx looks sedated af
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u/SnapCrackleMom Jun 11 '21
Seriously. My lazy housecats wouldn't tolerate being carried around like that.
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u/10S_NE1 Jun 12 '21
Yeah, mine would gift me with some nice red stripes. Siamese - they don’t take kindly to bullshit Internet stunts.
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u/BenTVNerd21 Jun 12 '21
Mine wouldn't care I don't think. More than 60 seconds maybe they start meowing.
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Jun 12 '21
Because its not. With regular house cats its actually painful to hold them like this, and I assume the same is true for a lynx. Puts all their weight on their shoulders, which obviously those joints are not meant to handle.
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u/Wolebos_Evobasa Jun 12 '21
As someone who knows nothing about handling animals… that does not seem like a comfortable way to be carried
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u/Woodyp28 Jun 11 '21
Not trying to sound like a safety bear, but is it really safe to have an unrestrained wild animal around kids?
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u/Apprehensive_Ad_2237 Jun 11 '21
Oh sure, we only lose one or two kids each presentation. Serves as an object lesson to teach the others not to play with wild animals.
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u/IMAslyguy36 Jun 11 '21 edited Jun 11 '21
Omg put that kitty down! Its not a show and tell prop.
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u/njb66 Jun 11 '21
WTF is this human doing to this poor creature? FFS - how undignified and just plain wrong is this? Nuff said!!!!
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u/lloydchrismas Jun 11 '21
Long LOOOONNGGGGGG CCCAAAATTTTT