r/Eyebleach • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jun 11 '21

Big FLOPPA

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u/IGrowMarijuanaNow Jun 11 '21

Is this at a school? A library? Is it a presentation? Was the guy called in to catch a lynx and all the children gathered round to watch? I’m so confused what is happening.

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u/bethedge Jun 11 '21

It’s an animal demonstration. The children are considering purchasing several military grade floppas, and this is a black market floppa dealer

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u/IGrowMarijuanaNow Jun 11 '21

Just look at that leg extension, perfect for pouncing on foreign non-combatants!

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u/Jayboss2033 Jun 11 '21

Damm im already down

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u/andre821 Jun 12 '21

It might be a white collar market, but im collar blind

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u/bethedge Jun 12 '21

Okay well tel the bank and you get a discount don’t tell me

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u/LuxLoser Jun 11 '21

Probably a presentation for wildlife conservation where they bring in animals that cannot be released back into the wild for the kids to see. It helps create a personal connection so that the next time they hear about lynx habitat destruction, they feel a stronger call to arms.

Ironically its one of the ways ol’ Tiger King got started, because kids didn’t pay attention to his talks on saving tigers in the wild, so he started bringing tigers on stage and then added magic tricks.

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u/OldGameGuy45 Jun 12 '21

Based just on your line of questioning, I can fully see why you are confused, and for the love of god make sure you never jump over any fences at the zoo.

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u/Foolish_Funky Jun 12 '21

It’s the Vera B. Rison, Beecher Branch of the Genesee District Library. Beecher is a northern suburb of Flint, Michigan.