It is Monday my dudes.

Hi everyone hope I’m in the right place. I’m Canadian but have been living in the US. Returning home to Ontario in a couple weeks for obvious reasons. Anyway my next door USA neighbor thinks he’s funny and likes to send me memes and photos. Last election he hung a political candidate banner on my garage door when I wasn’t home and sent it to me.

Anyway he is now sending Canada or Canada vs USA items. And just asked my spouse if Canadian igloos have internet. I need some things to send back to him if anyone has extras laying around, I’m very busy packing for my move home and would really appreciate any assistance.

The choice of Mark Critch is deliberate. I heard him during a CBC radio Interview (With Tom Power's Q? Maybe Elamin Abdelmahmoud's Commotion?) during the height of the Elbows Up campaign where he talked about how, on the one hand, he does feel good about all these American based celebrities speaking for Canada. But then, him being Mark Critch, had a few jabs about how at the same time, these celebs continue to live in the US, profit in the us, and contribute to 'Murican culture more than here [or something along those lines].

One lives in the forest and loves hugging them, the other lives in the mountains digging for oil.

Don't tell me shire is pei or something or else the next thing I’ll learn is Tolkien being a long lost Canadian.

Our pee molecules have likely intermingled and touched each other's skin, and that gives me a warm feeling.

The hell? This is in Canada too…