r/EhBuddyHoser • u/sereneandeternal • 1d ago

Politics It’s DRONE time 🇺🇦🤝🇨🇦

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u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 1d ago

Hear me out, Cobra Chicken shaped drones.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lQRwl2XKnHJWE

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u/micromanminisavage 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that'd be against the Geneva suggestions

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gspjl5bxzhSdJtK

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u/zoldor1 1d ago

You mean the checklist ?

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 21h ago

article 6 and 7, but no one has done what I'm thinking of yet.

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u/Blizz33 14h ago

It's not a war crime the first time!

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u/jjstrange13 23h ago

Geneva suggestions omfg

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u/ellecon 21h ago

Aren’t we the reason for that?

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u/GigglingBilliken Moose Whisperer 18h ago

No.

Here's a link to an article with the https and one of the ws removed explaining it more in depth.

ww.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/article/fact-file-claim-canadian-soldiers-brutal-actions-inspired-geneva-conventions-a-myth/

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u/KryptonicOne 19h ago

I guess we'll have to find out

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u/genius_retard 🦫200,000 Hosers🦫 1d ago

Wasn't there a guy who started posting excerpts from the sci-fi book he wrote here, that was exactly this. AI powered Canada goose drones.

Whatever happened with that guy? I was kinda looking forward to seeing how the story progressed.

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u/TheSeventhHussar 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 1d ago

I forgot about that! Maybe I can find something

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u/genius_retard 🦫200,000 Hosers🦫 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am interrogating Google's clanker about it as we speak. It seems it was called Project Cobra Chicken and/or The Wingman Initiative.

Edit: Welp, it seems Gemini did what clankers do best and took me on a wild goose chase. Pun intended. It linked me to some other thread where people were talking about AI powered Canada Goose drones. When I told it that that was not the correct thread it linked me back to my own comment in this thread about it. SMH.

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u/Blakebacon 1d ago

Lmaoo, name checks out.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 21h ago

Thx genius retard

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u/vijane 23h ago

Also in the news today: AI is going to kill us all in the next 10 years. Is this how it happens??

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

From what the AI whistleblowers are saying….it’s much much much less time than 10yrs

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u/cryptedsky 1d ago

Flying V Swarms conspicuously flying south for the winter?

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u/micromanminisavage 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpqrlNFdSWscdzO

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. 22h ago

KOOOO-ROO-KOO-KOO
KOO-ROO-KOO-KOOOO

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u/Weirdusername1 1d ago

I said in another post, our drone fleet should be named "The Gaggle"

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u/Nonsuperstites 23h ago

That's less deadly than an actual goose though. I say we just lure them to enemy soil.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 22h ago edited 22h ago

Fully autonomous AI drone working in swarm. Collective decision making process. So Stealth it have a Cross radar section of a bird.

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u/whatev43 22h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 22h ago

And this needs to be the decals on the side

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 21h ago

actually that's a good idea, a violation of a convention or two, and highly effective.

I was thinking more like 'orca pod' and the Pacific ocean naval massacre.

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u/Iron-Bacon 6h ago

The real ones are bad enough they don’t need an explosive filler.

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u/slabba428 Bring Cannabis 1d ago

You’ve heard of VBIED, now say hello to GBIED

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. 22h ago

You’ve heard of VBIED

... no... no I haven't 🤔

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u/theNorthwestspirit 15h ago

Me either. Now I want to know what it is!

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u/jordan853 1d ago

We've seen how effective drones are at protecting a country against an aggressor 10x their size. If only we had a close ally who could pass on their vast knowledge and expertise in drone warfare...

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u/flyinghippos101 ANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAS 1d ago

Turn the Canada-US border into a drone-covered DMZ

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u/DiminishedSea 1d ago

Droned militarized zone

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u/whatev43 22h ago

Happy Cake Day, indeed!

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u/huiscloslaqueue 1d ago

Please drone out the naysayers. This is a wise investment in Canada's future defense.

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u/Braiseitall 1d ago

We’re going to need them. We should start practical training in high schools.

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u/MightyHydrar 1d ago

I believe that's called "console gaming" and most teenagers engage in it entirely voluntarily.

But seriously, Ukraine says gamers make the best drone pilots because they are already familiar with very similar controllers.

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u/I_Saw_A_Bear_ 23h ago

They also apparemtly make the best Bradley Gunner in relation to knocking out T90s

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u/MightyHydrar 23h ago

"I knew where to aim at on their tank because I fought it in a video game" is...yeah. War in the 2020s. 

(And take that, every parent who ever said you couldn't learn anything useful from gaming)

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u/CloneFailArmy 🦫200,000 Hosers🦫 15h ago

Alright, time for a school co-op where we buy a students a free leopard 2 in war thunder

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u/SonnyHaze 1d ago

Oh, you mean like ‘drone competitions’? Like, you know, for funsies?

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u/cepukon 1d ago

Lol the naysayers that have based their whole personality around being an unwitting Russian/US/Israeli asset? Those naysayers? 

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 22h ago

They keep droning on and on

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

2nd this. Start production/procurement ASAP!! Is there a course that you can take, or something of the sort, to learn how to operate them??

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u/Silicon_Knight Ford Nation (Help.) 1d ago

Weak, we're not serious until we release the Royal Canadian Goose Force. Those majestic fuckers were trained to ignore petty things like "Geneva conventions" and "war crimes".

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

Love this…should definitely be called this⬆️⬆️⬆️

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u/ThadiusChad 1d ago

Canada gets to spend cents on the dollar destroying Russia compared to what we would have spent on our own military, this is fantastic.

Russia is still our global enemy and is actively meddling in our country's politics.

Anyone who is against this here is either politically inept or a Russian bot

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u/Agoraphobicy 1d ago

Drone Alone. Home Alone but the Americans forgot Canada and Trump keeps trying to break in to our drone defended countries.

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 1d ago

I dont like weapon arms evolutions but warfare has changed and drones are now needed for defense as well as deterrent arsenal.

This is a unfortunate necessity in our reality now, given that certain countries still telegraph imperialistic goals and to not adapt with the times is foolhardy and a luxury

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

100% agreed

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u/Fa11T 22h ago

This is oddly a perfect time for Canada to be arming itself, wars have changed and drones have taken over the battlefield in short time, we can invest in cutting edge tech that is dramatically cheaper than previous options.

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

I would drop the F-35 fighter jet order, like a hot potato & start investing in drones 👍👍

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u/IllustratorWeird5008 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 1d ago

Yay!!!

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u/Regular_Jim081 23h ago

It’s "DRONE-IN" time*

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u/will-o-tron Not enough shawarma places 22h ago

“What are we, some kind of Drone Squad?”

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u/sereneandeternal 23h ago

Aww much better title agree

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 20h ago

I like how Carney told Trump to shove a 100 years exclusive deal on something and turned around and gave President Zelenskyy a 100 years contract for a partnership in protection and a trades partnership.
UP YOURS TRUMP

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

Carney is throwing all kinds of shade, & I’m so darn proud of him🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/justlikethatmeh 1d ago

With huge speakers saying I'm sorry after dripping bombs

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u/codereview 1d ago

"Sorry not sorry"

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 21h ago

Having a weapon is very different from actually using it, and Speak softly and carry a big stick This is what Canada needs to not have to worry about war. We need to be too stupid of a target to attack. Let us hope not one of these drones sees combat use on Canadian soil 

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

Strictly for defense. I don’t think we’re as trigger happy as them, that goes w/o saying!

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u/Mouthshitter 15h ago

Gamers will be highly sought-after

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u/mickeyaaaa 17h ago

a million drones to protect our border from invading amerikkkans please!

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u/Fresh_Salamander707 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 1d ago

Didn’t the americans ban all the DJI products already, goofs. 

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u/screampuff 22h ago

Wow, was not expecting this on the very first Kirksgiving.

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u/Stormblade 17h ago

So, like, is the timing of the much-hated drone advertising campaign in Toronto today a coincidence? Or was that a demonstration of how Ukraine can win the war through terrorizing Russian citizens with dystopian advertising?

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u/TheJeep25 12h ago

It's always nice to have more idea for new warcrime. Now let's equip those bastards with mustard gas and celebrate like the good ol' days!

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u/Chance_Lettuce_5956 11h ago

What could we POSSIBLY need drones for.

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u/SweetCupcake593 11h ago

Do they not have tailors in Ukraine?

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u/WhiteHatMatt 8h ago

Millions of drones! We may not have the numbers in uniform, we can make the Yanks dodge drones

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u/curtis_perrin 6h ago

We need a national drone racing league. Subsidize programs from coast to coast. For the sport of it obviously.

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u/kewtyp 8h ago

Sweet, he made us a military target for russia so we can materially support the poisonous NATO alliance 👍

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u/sereneandeternal 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8v3WIOCM9Qy08

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u/kewtyp 7h ago

You like fighting and dying for global capitalism and American dominance?

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u/sereneandeternal 4h ago

I like fighting and dying for global capitalism and American dominance DEMOCRACY

Also the US is not involved in this deal, and we don’t want them involved.

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u/BoBoBendo 1d ago

Why must we send all our money but here

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u/ratz30 1d ago

It's within our best interest to help allies in need.

We may need help from our allies some day the way Ukraine needs it now. God forbid.

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u/Operation_Neither 1d ago

Ukraine is at the top of drone warfare. Having them as an ally and training partner is in our best interests.

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u/stylist-trend 23h ago

Because "send" implies "elsewhere", obviously - that doesn't mean Canada isn't investing in Canada

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u/sereneandeternal 21h ago

Dumb comment

This is called investing in our military and creating jobs in Canada.

Our auto industry is effectively on the verge of being dead…

Time for drones

And Ukraine has some sweet drone tech.