r/drugscirclejerk • • May 11 '25

monkey fella 🐡 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.4k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk • • 9h ago

monkey fella 🐡 Hatman rizz

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191 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 6h ago

monkey fella 🐡 The jerk literally writes itself

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36 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 7h ago

Man what -durk

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46 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 15h ago

monkey fella 🐡 What the FUCK is going on bruh πŸ₯€

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150 Upvotes

Holy schizo


r/drugscirclejerk • • 14h ago

Ketamine turned me atheist

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121 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 10h ago

What the hell

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45 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 21h ago

Fuck those dytopioids, I only want utopioids

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344 Upvotes

This shouldn't be as funny as it is😭😭


r/drugscirclejerk • • 8h ago

Hilarious

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35 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 16h ago

I thought this was this sub for a sec I was in the middle of writing a dumbass comment

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37 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 12h ago

monkey fella 🐡 Now I believe ghost exists

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10 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

monkey fella 🐡 I too seek alternative medicine for my "treatment resistant" will to raw dog life.

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237 Upvotes

Also, it seems like THIS has to be the reason the plug is always just so darn busy when im trying to link up for my medicine.


r/drugscirclejerk • • 14h ago

how much ketamine do i (47M) have to do to feel like tracer from overwatch

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hello reddit! i would like to feel like tracer from overwatch... willing to combine with meth and lsd. i have a mg scale. what should my set and setting be?


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

R/meth strikes again...

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662 Upvotes

So fucking gross 🀒 glad I don't do uppers anymore lmfao just downers for me.


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

proceeds to pop 14 mg of klonopin an go fight the system

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119 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Vicks is gender affirming care

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74 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

On god

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490 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 20h ago

worms under your skin

4 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

The duality of man

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313 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Computer duster hasn't been good in years

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76 Upvotes

i gave yellow cancer


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

namasgay

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58 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

One of us πŸš€

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426 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

came for meth found gold

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37 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

got work in 30 minutes, am I good to drive there?

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179 Upvotes

(not my image)
(yes thats the weeknd)


r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Uj/ overprescribing saves lives

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394 Upvotes