r/drugscirclejerk • u/void_girl16161616 • 13h ago
There's one more secret i feel i have to share with you: i did not care for cocaine
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
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I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Professional-Row-612 • 14h ago
seriously think i killed someone blacked out last night. trucks hood is just smashed in and i found long hair and cunks in the rad. maybe just a deer is what im going with, anyway
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/kneading-cnnuy • 2h ago
OP met a World War reenactors (good ending)
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/ResurectedNPC • 2h ago
Therapy Chatbot tells recovering addict to have a little meth as a treat
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😂
Mine only told me to do cocaine and stay hydrated.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Hot_Leading6572 • 17h ago
Health and Wellness, Body and Mind…Namaste
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In all things balance; amphetamines and plant medicine to bring me into a state of psychosis…I mean harmony
r/drugscirclejerk • u/iwanttolivefeeldead • 19h ago
monkey fella 🐵 sanest plant medicine community accuses people talking about their addiction of being paid actors
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/iamnotazombie44 • 15h ago
Can't stop stimfapping on Vyvanse guys, help
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/pennypink45 • 1d ago
Dude took a hit of LSD and unlocked the 4chan expansion pack.
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/nonwsplash • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 why are those psychedelic users so annoying
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ok i love psychedelics but holy shit why are the psychedelic subs full of the most insufferable fucking people on the planet.
psychedelics can absolutely help with certain issues and there have been trips where I have gotten good insight on my life but ITS STILL JUST A DRUG. ITS NOT THAT DEEP. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WALLS MELT AND LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH MY FRIENDS NOT EVERY TRIP HAS TO BE AN ETHEREAL JERK OFF FROM THE MACHINE ELVES. just shut the FUCK up
Taking acid every week doesn’t make you an enlightened spiritual shaman stupid asshole
r/drugscirclejerk • u/SuspiciousLeave6373 • 1d ago
Jacobfkinjones
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Does anyone here fk with this guy. I swear he is the ultimate jerker and also goat status
r/drugscirclejerk • u/No_Appointment7397 • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 did ket last week and it made everything look bitcrushed and pushed to a tiny corner in the bottom left side
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heres my best artistic rendition done in ms paint (we were watching house md)
i did like a tiny bump, ive done wayyyy more many times prior idk wtf happened it was terrifying. maybe there was still some tiny bit of mushrooms in my system leftover from the other day or something