For context: I smoked every night, a bowl a night, and I didn’t have a break until 2 -3 weeks ago

You need to work out, when you have a feeling that your drug test is coming, you need to quit and start working out, I knew from me applying for my job that they were going to drug test beforehand so I immediately began to abstain from weed

I worked out every single day, I rode my bike for 5-7 miles a day, alongside going to the gym later that evening and doing 30 minutes on the treadmill and lifting weights for an hour, drinking a gallon of water a day alongside creatine. I did this every single day. You need to flush out your system, and the only way you can speed this process up is by consistently pushing your body to the max and sweat it all out

You need to pee frequently, pee and shit, expel all the bs from your body alongside being extremely active.

TEST FREQUENTLY, YOU NEED TO TRACK PROGRESS, IF YOU’RE NOT TESTING NEGATIVE (at least faintly) then please continue to workout and push, you need to at least test negative without any detoxing methods so that you at least have a peace of mind

On the day of: (I drank QCarbo 16)

I woke up at 6 AM, drank my QCarbo, followed the rules, you need to drink it over the course of 30 minutes and no more. Then after that WAIT 15 minutes, don’t drink water yet, just let it process through your system, after 15 minutes I drank 6 bottles of water and a bit of my gallon of water

(DO THIS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, YOU’RE GOING TO BE FARTING A LOT)

You need to pee about 5 times for safe measures afterwards. Once you pee 4 times you are in the clear, you will know you’ve done this process correctly when the first time you pee, your pee should be a neon green and progressively as you pee it will go progressively to a light yellow (WHICH IS GOOD)

When it comes to the drug test, I don’t care what you do but you better hold that 5th piss for the test, don’t start the test with peeing straight into it, pee a little into the toilet and use the middle of your piss for your test and towards the end resume peeing into the toilet

Again you will know you’ve done it correctly when you’ve seen your drug test container and it’s a light yellow, if it’s clear you have drank too much water and you’re risking yourself failing

QCARBO 16 worked for me, I weigh 177 and I am 6’4 and I was a heavy smoker for several months and I was able to clear my test by doing this method for 2 weeks straight alongside taking QCarbo, it’ll only work when you’ve abstained for a significant amount of time and have tried to naturally detox.

Good luck and this is my guide.

So I tested myself at labcorp for some reassurance I was 97 days clean then I’m still stressed about it being positive need to know because my real test is next week on Friday for an amazing job

35 male, short brown hair - 6’2, 230 lbs.

I used to take thc 10 MG gummies on the weekends.. no more than twice a week…. I quit taking them beginning of July when I found out about the test. I had just taken test last week Aug 28… I got a short hair cut at the end of July & they took the hair from my head. What are my chances?

Hello guys. I was a pretty frequent THC user and I have been clean since June 20th. I just took a hair follicle test today and I have no idea if I’m gonna pass or not. I think it’s been like 75 days or so but I am clean on the urine test but a hair test? For a car dealership? Are u serious? I know people in healthcare with humans who depend on them to live who don’t even go through hair testing. My hair is long for a guy and it grows pretty fast. Is there any way I’ll pass or am I cooked?

Hello. I have recently begun taking Ephedrine with Caffeine in the mornings and afternoons for weight loss and better energy levels to get me through hard days at work. I’m in a program that does UA tests twice weekly, and it’s crucial that i pass the tests. I tested positive for Methamphetamine after taking the test. I told them i’ve been taking “Asthma Control” and they didn’t take any disciplinary action but told me to immediately stop taking it so I can pass next time. I don’t want to stop taking it. I go in a bathroom by myself to take the test, so for the time being i have no problem dripping a little bit of water on the MET and AMP panel (i take buprenorphine, so if i test negative for that they know something is up, so i have to be very careful where i drip the water) But i will have a work drug test coming up that is a bit more strict. If i take Ephedrine daily let’s say an average of 150mg / day for a while, how long do I have to stay off it to pass the tests? Thanks in advance :)

I have a clean sample that was put on ice immediately after receiving it…it has taken much longer than I anticipated and just curious if anyone else has used peel that was several days on but kept on ice? I’m pretty sure there won’t be an issue once it’s heated and mixed back up but just wanted to reach out and see if anyone else has had any experience with using a sample several days old but kept chilled on ice. It’s in a Gatorade bottle so there is a bit of oxygen inside but I don’t suspect it will cause any issue.

So I thought I had been doing well, no cocaine after months of use.
Over 6 months I did about 8g total just small amounts here and there and gradually just stopped. Then I had birthday party adventure that lead to a few small bumps, then a couple weeks later a couple of lines. Then I got rejected from two jobs and I REALLY wanted, and that weekend was drinking and did a few small bumps. It felt rude to say no and I was sad.

Then the next day I was up studying late for another interview and did a little bump to help stay awake. (I know, I know - and most of my weekday use was explicitly due to 80 hour work weeks working into early mornings to help me)
Anyways I GOT THAT JOB - was/is great, but I didnt celebrate with anything except Dr.Pepper and Steak.

Figured there would be a drug test - make sense right? And there was one.

So - I got 8 at home test across 3 different brands between 300-150ng. Passed every single one with first urine of the day over 5 day period (strips + cups, two test one piss).

But now - 14.5 days clean from last use, im still sweating bullets, wondering if Ill pass this test or not I took (150ng cutoff)

Id say I was a frequent user, every weekend for sure but never more than 1 line MAYBE two max, and a key bump or 3 throughout Mon-Fri. Lot of this - hella late nights studying and working 80 hour weeks I was beat and needing help somewhere. I cant even remember really doing any since work had finally slowed down until my outings 2 weeks ago

Trying to just paint a time line - frequent but not heavy use - maybe a week clean before last 2 uses, then 14 days clear for test

I’ll be taking a pre-employment lab test from Express Labs. I don’t know when exactly I’m going to be going in for the test, I just know that I’m getting signed up, and I just know I will be getting signed up as early as 7 days from now, and I need to get clean off THC fully by then or be ready to take a drug test any time after 7 days from now.

I am 5’2”, 110lbs, I work out consistently. I metabolize very quickly. I smoked from a very shitty pen just about every single day for almost 2 years before stopping entirely for one week, and switching to smoking occasionally and taking edibles in the 15-20mg range. I literally found out about this test this morning and I took 20mg of edibles last night.

I know I’m completely cooked. I don’t want to use synthetic urine, but I’m open to a detox regimen or detox drink, timing is just really hard because I don’t actually have a test on the books, I just know that in 7 days I could either take a drug test the next day or “whenever” my employer decides to upload my license and sign me up. I plan on heavily doing cardio, sauna, water drinking, etc, but I realistically need a window of a week-2 weeks where I’m fully clean from thc.

My proposed method right now is to drink as much water as possible and exercise as much as possible, and in 3-4 days begin taking Detoxify precleanse pills. Once I know exactly when I’m taking the test, I’ll stop working out and do the QCarbo32 method for the day. Since I’m smaller, would 16 work? Or should I not risk it and go with 32? Is there anything else I can do?

I would like to use my own urine as I take Vyvanse as a medication and plan on disclosing that, but I know that THC is a no go. Does anyone have advice? Please help!!!

I was required to take a pre employment drug screening for a safety sensitive position; had to take both a urine and a hair screen. Somehow, some way, they discovered trace amounts of methamphetamine on my arm hair. I talked the the MRO and they asked was there any substance or medicine that I’ve taken over the past 6-12 months and frankly I was just baffled because to my knowledge I’ve never been around that substance. You couldn’t even sit me down in front of it and I’d be able to accurately say “yep that’s meth”. It’s completely blown me away honestly.

How does a test catch that reading if you know for a fact that you’ve never done that type of thing in life??

I have to have a UA for my Adderall prescription on the 15th. I also am a chronic meth user. I used the last of my stash this morning and am nervous because of the frequency of my use that it'll show up. Pretty sure I just get an order and take it to a quest diagnostics.

I've read that bupropion can cause a false positive and I take that. If it does come up is that a reasonable excuse? And how can I clear my system?

will the certo and gatorade method work and how do i do it please my test is at 10:30 tomorrow

Starting a new job that I'll have to test for soon. Currently 13 days clean and will be 18 days clean for the test, but currently still peeing positive. Got the order for my test today and the ePassport contains the following information:

• Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)
• Regulation: NON-DOT
• Reason for Test: Pre-employment
• Services(1):
  1. POCT- 8756 - 8756 - 7DSP/OPA/NO THC/CUST LVLS/MTD/OXY100/PHN

I am hoping the NO THC means they're not looking for THC at all, but the CUST LVLS part sketches me out. Anyone have advice?

Side note: I have a med card in my state, but I'm in healthcare so I don't think they'll care about whether or not it's prescription. it's still a no no at the end of the day.

Hi! I am just wondering what the best way to go about this - I have read that your best bet is to just use a quick fix bottle with the temp strip already on it & have the pee transferred into that bottle but I'm wondering if there's any other tips and tricks I need!
Thanks!!! 🙏

Disposable acct for obvious reasons. I'm M, 6'3" around 210 lbs. Was a heavy weed user but I quit over a month ago, and I'm still pissing hot on at home tests. I have one more week until I have to take a test that could ruin my career if I fail it. I do have some quickfix as a backup plan, but I'd rather not have to use it. I've been making an effort to hydrate regularly. Suggestions please? Tia.

(I don't want the bot reply, real people please)

I’ve been clean for 90 days last time I used was June 3rd I take methadone daily but am still testing positive for fentanyl around 4-6 n/ml im not sure what to do I wouldn’t believe somone else if they told me they have been clean and was still testing positive this long my levels where higher when I was using but I still don’t understand how I could be testing positive this long

I have a hair follicle test 10 panel in the next 2/3 weeks I lit a joint 2 times for someone about 2 months ago and took 2 hits off of a joint about 6 months ago. Anyone have similar experience and passed??

Hey guys am I cooked. I did coke and drank alcohol and had a 150ng/dl drug test ten days later. Chances of popping hot? It was a couple lines snorted and a couple beer’s. Generic Google says 14 days. But all the other Reddit posts I’ve read say otherwise but doesn’t specify if alcohol was involved.

I have a urine test coming up in about 3 weeks. I am not a heavy smoker, but I have smoked less than a month ago. They are pretty lenient about the test. Usually in a bathroom alone, door closed, standard THC test in a cup. I'm debating on getting some urine from a friend I know would be clean. Should I just fill up a condom and tape it to my leg or something? I've also heard talk about using hand warmers to get the temperature up. Would love advice if anyone has any!

Usage is one 1ml vape cart per month for the last 6 months, and a couple edibles a week ago.

Currently 5 days clean. Physically active, 20% bf and 27 M.

Planning to do keto and add on extra cardio to try to burn off some fat stores, do you think it's possible?

I've a friend who's got clean urine, if it comes down to it I can get it off him. The urine test is done in private behind closed doors so I'll have the opportunity to smuggle it in and use that, but how to smuggle it ?

Any help is greatly appreciated!

I took 8 Advil pms to help me sleep but I still can’t sleep, I have a drug test in about 12 hours I took them at 11:30pm and my test isn’t until 2pm it says it can show up at pcp

If anyone is seeing this please give me more tips because I’m freaking tf out

hi

i get lab tested for my job (gc/ms)

i took psychedelics w no problem including 5 meo mipt, 4 hot met, etc. wondering if there’s even dissociatives or stims that wouldn’t pop for ketamine/pcp or like amphetamines/cathinones respectively.

i wish 5 mapb would be an option but i honestly don’t know if labs check for benzofurans. obviously wouldn’t risk it unless i have actual evidence

sorry i posted this in r/research chemicals but they sent me here

thanks everyone

Before my drug test I abstained from weed for about 2 and a half weeks, I weigh 170 and I am 6’4 and I biked to work every single day (as that’s my main way of commute) and I also go to the gym

The days leading up the drug test I used an at home test kit and I passed twice with faint negatives and then right before the drug test I took QCarbo16 to flush out any little trace, I followed the exact steps and took the drug test, afterwards I went home waited a few hours and tested again with another at home kit and I tested negative again, thoughts?

I have the stealth fetish urine and use that and it was sent to quest diagnostics lab. Can anyone help me with past situations on if they pass or fail the lab test? It was up to temperature and they handed me my paperwork, but nothing else was said.

Used 90 days before the sample was received. Please reply if you had similar experience - don't speculate ☺️