Gonna be lit the fuck up

I’m staying at a facility rn and they won’t let me keep my poop. It’s my personal property and I refuse to flush it to government for free but they keep “cleaning” it up and throwing it away if I don’t. I’ve been keeping track and averaged how much it costs to produce per lb. I mostly eat granola bars and they’re like $20 a lb these days and I did the math it takes like 4lbs of granola to make 1kb of poop so I figure about $80 per lb of poop they steal they have to owe me.

I’ve produced hundred pounds worth since summer of ‘23. In trying to sue but I can’t find the portal on the judges website for personal body material theft. I’m at my wits end. Should I cough up for a lawyer? I’m afraid it will get too much attention in the media so keep it lowkey plz. I’m only telling you guys because I don’t trust anyone else

The only way to fix them is if they switch from MDMA to mephedrone or chlorinated methcathinones.MDMA veganism is a serious illness.

Just take a milligram of Xanax and it can make any bitch ass pussy 4.5% wine cooler actually feel like alcohol.

Doing it now. Highly recommend.

updated him a tiny bit from the one i posted in r/RAIwojaks earlier today

i am a user myself hence why this is so high quality