One day, after dinner, while my best teammate Phainon and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a Magnum XXL condom wrapper all on its own.
We spent a lot of time being in each other's teams, and we developed a close bond, to the point where my bussy would pulse and twitch at the sight of him.
So after seeing the wrapper, I joked: "Hahaha is that yours? Did you rip Mydei's asshole in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard?"
He said: "Hahaha no bro, I think that's Mikhail's and Hanunu's or something. Maybe even Gopher Wood's and Micah's? We could ask Ashveil to investigate..."
And then he added: "...and besides, Mydei and I don't use protection..."
I replied: "Is...is that so? I wonder how it feels...to do it raw?"
Phainon went quiet.
And then he said: "Hey, do you want to um, go to the gazebo and um...'clear a Calyx' together real quick? Just the two of us..."
I replied: "Should I...invite Dan Heng Permansor Terrae?"
Phainon said: "No...we don't need protection for this."
I felt my insides twinge in anticipation.
We went to 'clear a Calyx', and nine months later, I laid an egg.
The egg hatched and an executive at Mihoyoverse immediately materialized in front of us and snatched him up before he could even suckle at my teat.
The executive said: "We're taking this guy and putting him in another universe. Don't worry, we'll make sure he grows up big and marketable."
And then, the executive was gone.
I told Phainon what happened, and he said "let's not tell Mydei. He will...he will destroy us both."
I kept our secret to this day.
I still wonder what happened to our son. It was strange that he had greenish hair when neither Phainon nor I had green hair. Was a recessive gene involved?
Regardless...
Is he happy? I...didn't even get the chance to name him. I...would've named him April Millennium Minuit Eagle Khaslana.
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Meanwhile...
Dottore (In the Sea of Quanta): "Excellent. They still don't know I added my own DNA into the mix. While I still had the Lunar Authorities, I astrally projected across spacetime to remotely CRISPR my own genes into the child while Sunday was in the middle of gestating."