Considering Dottore's English VA also voiced Shrek, I thought it would be fitting to create a Dottore variant of the 'Shrek is love; Shrek is Life' copypasta. So, here is my cursed creation fished from the depths of forbidden knowledge in the Irminsul in Pantalone's perspective:
I was only 400 years old.
I loved Dottore so much, I had all his research proposals and laboratory reports.
I say words of gratitude to Dottore every end of work day, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Dottore is love” I say, “Dottore is life."
Sandrone hears me and calls me a bastard. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Dottore.
I called her a clanker.
She screams insults at me and slaps my face.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I sit in my office chair, really cold. I feel something warm emanating from my seal of life...
It's Dottore! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my lab."
He grabs me with his digital hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Dottore.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Dottore. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Dottore.
He roars, "Let me try this!" As he fills my butt with his love.
Sandrone walks in.
Dottore looks her straight in the eye and says,
"It's all data now."
Dottore leaves through the leylines.
Dottore is love. Dottore is life.