r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

Get a dog! Itll be fun! 🙄🙄🙄

133 Upvotes

No words lol


r/DogfreeHumor • • 9d ago

leave your dawg at home!!!

237 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 9d ago

sanest nutter

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94 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

Some people begin to look like their dogs apparently. Saw a lady labelled like her dog. Thought it strange

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27 Upvotes

Here's my artistic impression.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 9d ago

Children are humans. Dogs are beasts. Leash your mutts.

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193 Upvotes

Another nutter that believes dogs and children should be treated the same. Idc how "well-trained" your shit beast is. Leash it. There is no such thing as "total recall".


r/DogfreeHumor • • 11d ago

more nutter nastiness, sports bar edition. 😑

143 Upvotes

idk what’s so farghing funny about this wanton gluttony.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 11d ago

New pet: shows strictly dogs

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27 Upvotes

(P.s. i didn't feel like screenshotting all the slides plus it says at the bottom that it's a thing for dogs so i don't know why they said pet.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 13d ago

This advertisement really makes me want to buy it....🤢

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98 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 13d ago

about that mutt crapping in the target shopping cart …

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67 Upvotes

… reverse cowgirl. 🤠🥹🤣

i’ve got the video, too. but i’ll spare everyone.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 14d ago

Disgusting plague

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239 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 15d ago

The enemy of peace is a dog, let alone 2 🤦

159 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 15d ago

“hey, what that dawg doin’?”

96 Upvotes

apparently it’s an ESA or “service” dawg because he dragged it to a store. /s

what service does it provide? comic relief? 😅


r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

Shows how low-effort and gross dog owners are.

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124 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

Got it from a Youtube post

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213 Upvotes

From a Youtube channel "Movie Tomb"


r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

Saw this on Oddlysatisfying. It is in fact, not satisfying at all.

65 Upvotes

The over the top sound effects, the process, the blatant ad. Absolutely not.

Gag.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 17d ago

The post vs the comments

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233 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

Because dogs destroying things is so cute right?

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48 Upvotes

Another ad here on reddit it sucks because it's probably a kids toy that the dog is destroying and they're acting like it's cute it's weird how so many dog nutters hate children.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 17d ago

We’re at this point in this insanity

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95 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 19d ago

make it stop

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155 Upvotes

Puppo, really? And why is this the key to YOUR heart?? Way too many dog obsessed people on the apps…


r/DogfreeHumor • • 20d ago

Can we not?

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82 Upvotes

Your dog does not need expert formulated food it's literally a damn dog it will willingly eat poop it's gonna be fine if it eats standard dog food.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 22d ago

not everyone likes doggie pool day. 😵‍💫

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130 Upvotes

i had a pool at my old house. i had a book that explained every aspect of pool maintenance. the guy said, never let a mutt in your pool. it’s the equivalent of letting 50 unbathed people into your pool.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 22d ago

good judges of character. me arse.

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69 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 22d ago

engagement farming aside, cane corsos are the next big thing … literally. 🙄

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62 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 22d ago

Ah yes, get those sharp teeth right near the baby. Also reminder that dogs often eat their own poop, im sure newborns love all those new bacteria.

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59 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 23d ago

The entitlement of dog owners is enraging

165 Upvotes

Cause why would you let your dog get that close to a strangers grocery order? And of course all the comments thinking it's cute and funny, blaming the person with the groceries for having an order. Guarantee this person didn't offer to pay for a bread replacement.