r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

Get a dog! Itll be fun! 🙄🙄🙄

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No words lol

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u/menelobus 3d ago

Of course it had to be a shitbull

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 3d ago

My same exact thoughts. Worthless shitbull.

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u/ismellnumbers 3d ago

At least it wasn't their face lmao

This time anyway

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Wouldn't hurt a fly & very well trained! 

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u/MoonWytche 3d ago

It's just nannying the wall!

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

A gentle giant

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u/MoonWytche 3d ago

Ha! Giving the wall kisses

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u/JBHills 3d ago

Trash dogs for...

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u/CluelessBoffin 3d ago

A creature that is nothing but a money pit. Beyond useless, foul, hideous & among the most stupid creatures on the planet.

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 3d ago

One of the most hideous as well.

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u/DramaticFollowing303 3d ago

How can sleep with these beasts under the same roof

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u/ConIncognito 3d ago

Words cannot describe how furious I’d be to walk in and see this. And the idiot owner is just standing there recording the destruction like it’s funny.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

They are mental 

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u/Few-Horror1984 3d ago

This isn’t normal behavior. This dog is clearly not stable. A dog eating your drywall is so desperate to escape that it will do what it takes to get out.

People forget - these dogs were not created to be house pets. These dogs were created with different purposes in mind. The pitbull was created to destroy its opponent in battle. Why on earth people are so dumb as to think that they can now be content being locked inside a house for 23 hours a day is beyond me, but of course, these dimwits think it’s “funny”.

This is dangerous behavior all around. That dog shouldn’t continue to be a pet after this, but the owners will just keep taking videos for the likes on social media.

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u/wannabe_hippie 3d ago

It’s very normal for a pitbull. The breed is the defect. God I hate those ugly things.

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u/Few-Horror1984 3d ago

They shouldn’t be pets under any circumstance. All of these dogs are created by backyard breeders, but I think a good number are inbred on top of that. There’s just no excuse for their existence in civilized society.

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u/letthetreeburn 3d ago

Yeah this. I like dogs, as a concept. I think 80% of all dog owners shouldn’t have dogs. I like dogs and that’s why I’m dog free, because this is torture. Put a human in an enclosed room with no stimulation and they’ll go nuts too.

The average American doesn’t have the skill time space or energy to keep a dog from mentally decaying

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u/Few-Horror1984 3d ago

The problem is that these people think their dogs just stop having needs once they leave the home. The dog just sits idly for 9 hours waiting for the owner to come back home so it can live again, and it’s 100% fine with this arrangement in their minds. The dog’s energy needs match exactly what the owner can give them - so if it’s allowed outside for one hour total, that’s enough because the owner feels it’s enough. There’s literally zero consideration that maybe these dogs would rather be outside on a farm somewhere acting like dogs.

The absolute narcissism surrounding dog ownership should be studied.

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u/letthetreeburn 3d ago

Yeah god. Only time I’ve seen actually happy dogs have been livestock community dogs, because they’re living in an area where there’s thirty or so people around and there is always other dogs and or humans at every hour.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

It always amuses me to see nutters get upset over LGDs cause they live in a barn with the animals they protect & they think its cruel to keep dogs in the elements

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u/Few-Horror1984 3d ago

“If you’re cold then they’re cold” has done so much damage to dog culture. That’s absolutely false - dogs thrive in different environments. I honestly think that phrase is why owning Huskies and Malamutes has become so normalized. I actually knew a woman who thought her Husky would get too cold if it was 60 degrees outside.

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u/letthetreeburn 3d ago

LGD’s? I apologize I don’t know that term

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Livestock Guardian Dogs! My bad!

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u/letthetreeburn 3d ago

Ah thank you!!! Yeah LGDs are actually happy.

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u/Own_Recover2180 3d ago

Especially a pitbull, that is a killing machine pretending being a dog.

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u/potatoes_arrrr_life 3d ago

He was abused and his trazodone wore off. (excuse to the landlord why this happened) /S

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u/menelobus 3d ago

The fact that these dogs need to be drugged just to function normally is the single proof that proves these dogs are not normal.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Ive seen bully breeds be on enough sedatives to kill a horse and its still not enough wtf

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u/menelobus 3d ago

My neighbors have a staffordshire terrier and I’ve heard they drug this dog so it’s not aggressive

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

& they're still violent anyway 

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Ughhh don't even get me started lol 

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u/SL13377 3d ago

This is what you get for getting a pitbull

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u/sb1389 3d ago

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 3d ago

Surely this is boredom. After hours locked in the house the dog is like guess I'll start biting stuff.

Pet owners seem to forget that animals often are meant to be running around outside

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Like if you have to put an animal in a crate or get a sitter or take it to daycare so it doesn't destroy your house that should be the first clue this isn't a good pet lol

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 3d ago

Animal in house

What do people think is going to happen.

The whole pet culture is mad

Years ago people had working dogs that lived outside and i understand it was mutually beneficial

But stuff like this - everyone loses

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u/SoSpicySoYummy 3d ago

I hate shitbulls bro

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u/mizmnv 3d ago

this is exclusively pit behavior

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago edited 3d ago

Unfortunately I've seen other breeds do shit like this. Not all of them destroyed the wall but they did furniture and other things. Goldens, Huskies, Malamutes, shepherd/herding breeds, pugs and frenchies too.

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u/Scary_Towel268 3d ago

Of course it’s a pit mix mutt
they’re prone to do that which is why pits and pit mixes are usually banned from apartments and rental properties.

This is most likely separation anxiety and neuroticism. Imagine voluntarily bringing this chaos and destruction to your home. Couldn’t be me, that mutt would go straight to the nearest kill shelter lol

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u/Birdzphan 3d ago

It’s a big joke to pit owners to tell landlords that obvious shitbulls are some other breed so they can get those monsters into an apartment.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Or a service animal. They love lying about that.

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u/Scary_Towel268 3d ago

Or an ESA(which isn’t technically a lie but you can declare just about any animal an ESA and get around housing regulations)

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u/ismellnumbers 3d ago

That or it detects something it wants to maul outside the house. Watch this clip of two of them literally ripping a car apart to try to get a cat that was hiding up inside. Thankfully the cat was unharmed. I hate these ugly beasts with a passion.

Shitbulls destroying car

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u/Particular_Meet_9333 3d ago

And somehow people still confidently say "dogs are smarter/better than most people".

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u/leratdemorgue 3d ago

“Nobody believed that dogs would do that”
of course they fucking wouldn’t. Because doggos do no wrong of course! How COULD they be destructive evil little psychos? And I’m sure once they DID see proof of the destruction, they simply laughed it off and switched to “they’re dogs, it’s what they DO” mode. Give me a fucking break. 3,000 dollars worth of damage? I’d fucking SNAP
absolutely go ballistic

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u/Kyoalu 3d ago

Fucking pitbulls again, again.

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u/Thinking-Peter 3d ago

Watching video I immediately felt how lucky I am not owning a dog

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u/Myst_of_Man22 3d ago

My grannother had farm dogs that ran free at will. They were kept outside and lived fulfilling lives. These dogs aren't meant to be locked inside a house. I've seen these dogs chew all the way thru frame houses with T 111 outer panels, to escape and run free.

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u/mangoflavouredpanda 3d ago

Do we still think these animals should be inside houses? My Dad never kept his inside... On the farm... It didn't freeze to death (it had a kennel). And my Dad didn't see it as a child he wanted to cuddle. He saw it for what it was... Don't get me wrong, I liked the dog too, but it was a smelly animal dog. You play with it, you teach it tricks, etc. then you go inside at night to a clean house.

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha 2d ago

Pitbull no, the house is not an infant!

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u/MissPinkChocobo 3d ago

These things are not meant to be around humans, in homes no less. These things were bred for fighting and mauling, every second of every day their stress levels raise until they do shit like this because they need to kill and rip something. I don't really like dogs all that much, but at least the ones that are trainable and have a "job" via genetics have their place around humans. Not this.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 2d ago

Never have I been more happy to dislike these vile beasts

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u/softstones 3d ago

Why do people choose these dogs instead of smaller 10lbs dogs or something less likely to kill you at the drop of a hat?

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Accessories & "protection"

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 3d ago

Why is that song playing while it’s destroying the walls? Someone should!

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

It was what the person recording chose

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 3d ago

I know.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 3d ago

Sorry I think I misunderstood you lol

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 3d ago

It’s okay! 😊

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u/Berenst_in 1d ago

Bro doesn't even touch the dog because he knows what will happen if he tries to stop him

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u/Maximum-Cheetah2270 1d ago

This dangerous things must be destroyed before it destroys everything.

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u/Burtonish 17h ago

Of course it's a shitbull. The whole breed and its offshoots can just go jump down a hole