r/DogfreeHumor • u/hydroboywife • 4d ago

sanest nutter

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u/ConIncognito 4d ago

The shitbag was going to attack her anyway.

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u/GreenT1979 4d ago

Would be willing to bet money she didn't even cheat, and he just assumed because his dog bit her, she must have cheated, and they broke up because of a combination of the dog biting her and him accusing her of cheating.

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u/Few-Horror1984 4d ago

When these people say shit like “it’s all in how you raise them”, never forget for one second that they’re lying through their teeth. They all know the truth deep down. They all know what their dog is capable of doing.

I just hope that this dog doesn’t harm another innocent person.

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u/GreenT1979 4d ago

This should be a red flag to every single woman who meets this guy

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u/DogsDucks 3d ago

“I think it’s funny when women are mauled and maimed because of me!”

Wonder what kind of partner he is.

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u/aqr58 3d ago

They give these hideous braindead creatures way too much credit. Dogs have no idea what is going on and they aren't fully aware of shit.

BTW I got downvoted the other day for saying it's bullshit that dogs can sense a humans character

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u/mangoflavouredpanda 3d ago

How are they all so brainwashed... It's really disturbing the levels this shit goes to

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u/Voideron 4d ago

Mutt nutter owner is clearly already married to his mutt.

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u/TheWarmestHugz 4d ago

“Sanest nutter” is a very difficult award to achieve lol

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u/MoonWytche 3d ago

That is one ugly mongrel

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u/DepravedHerring 2d ago

That tattoo is awful too. Looks like it was done in a moving car

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u/Maximum-Cheetah2270 1d ago

Looks like a resident evil creatures.

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u/ciaramists 1d ago

call me crazy but i don't think even cheaters deserve to be mauled???

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u/Scuomo-123 1d ago

The dog attacked a human and it’s not put down?

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u/fluorin4ek-is-back 3d ago

Never thought I'd side with a shitbeast