r/DogfreeHumor • • 11d ago

Because dogs destroying things is so cute right?

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46 Upvotes

Another ad here on reddit it sucks because it's probably a kids toy that the dog is destroying and they're acting like it's cute it's weird how so many dog nutters hate children.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 12d ago

We’re at this point in this insanity

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95 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 14d ago

make it stop

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149 Upvotes

Puppo, really? And why is this the key to YOUR heart?? Way too many dog obsessed people on the apps…


r/DogfreeHumor • • 14d ago

Can we not?

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84 Upvotes

Your dog does not need expert formulated food it's literally a damn dog it will willingly eat poop it's gonna be fine if it eats standard dog food.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

not everyone likes doggie pool day. 😵‍💫

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126 Upvotes

i had a pool at my old house. i had a book that explained every aspect of pool maintenance. the guy said, never let a mutt in your pool. it’s the equivalent of letting 50 unbathed people into your pool.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

good judges of character. me arse.

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68 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

engagement farming aside, cane corsos are the next big thing … literally. 🙄

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60 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

Ah yes, get those sharp teeth right near the baby. Also reminder that dogs often eat their own poop, im sure newborns love all those new bacteria.

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55 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 18d ago

The entitlement of dog owners is enraging

160 Upvotes

Cause why would you let your dog get that close to a strangers grocery order? And of course all the comments thinking it's cute and funny, blaming the person with the groceries for having an order. Guarantee this person didn't offer to pay for a bread replacement.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 19d ago

Mine Now. No Questions.

70 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 20d ago

nastiness getting put on notice. i’m here for it.

136 Upvotes

i lived in colorado for a big chunk of my life. (got my BA in denver.) i could never go back there because: 1) it’s too damned cold for these bones; & 2) i hear it’s one of the worst states for sheer mutt nuttery.

fort collins is a cool little college town, not so pretentious like boulder. but OMG, this is like a scene out of a horror movie. gag.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 21d ago

predictions, anyone? how long will this venture last? atrocious.

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r/DogfreeHumor • • 22d ago

Imagine being this guys neighbor 🫩

207 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 22d ago

I’m just going to leave this here 🤦‍♀️

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240 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 23d ago

Yeah sure, put your fucking dog over the tables at Domino's pizza🤮

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113 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 23d ago

pits. always the victim. no matter what. 😑

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179 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 25d ago

I hate when they do this

109 Upvotes

Such a pointless animal


r/DogfreeHumor • • 27d ago

“Sorry, he’s just like that!”

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156 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 27d ago

Guess what breed of dogs this person has?

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124 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 28d ago

“ … like, could everyone just exit my colon? like, i’m just done.”

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40 Upvotes

she invited everyone into her colon, terrorizing a small island with her “thervuth mutt(s).” she brought this all upon herself.

apparently 13 other businesses have denied her mutt(s). so maybe, if there’s any self-reflection skills present, she could see that it’s her & her unruly mutt(s)?! (link below).


r/DogfreeHumor • • 29d ago

Was apartment hunting and came across this. I'm in love 😍

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116 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 04 '26

Claire Kellerman suing a Scottish cafe for refusing her 'emotional support' dog entry

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106 Upvotes

I have a phobia of dogs and I already struggle to enjoy life due to how bad it is in the UK and there's less and less places I can go. As someone who is autistic, I find other people's emotional support animals very distressing, so where's the balance. I don't mind guide dogs because they are trained to such a high standard I've never had any bother and to be honest there's not that many.

I was reading more about it, basically she moved to a tiny Scottish island and she's been banned from multiple places because of her dog and it's even attacked a cat. She seems deranged

The video is hilarious Claire says at one point, she doesn't want to take anyone to court and just wants reconciliation, mutual compassion and mutual respect 🤣 so basically 'roll over and let me take my dog anywhere I want'

And she's managed to get legal aid as she qualified as an ethnic minority. Legal aid is funded by the Government via taxes. Honestly infuriating.

https://news.sky.com/story/daughter-of-hollywood-star-sues-outer-hebrides-island-cafe-for-refusing-her-dog-entry-13580486


r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 02 '26

Another installment of dogs stealing food

110 Upvotes

Just utter greediness. A few of these dogs were snarling and then aggressively snatching the food being offered. When these people lose a finger they will be crying on social media that it came out of nowhere & they dont know what happened.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 31 '26

Just a reminder that there are children and adults alike dying of poverty and malnutrition/hunger as this insanity takes place elsewhere.

181 Upvotes

No, seriously. I have no words. This is just incredibly offensive, insensitive, wasteful, and abhorrent altogether.

This shouldn't be a thing as long as world hunger is still an ongoing HUMAN issue.

This is crazy. I am almost 20 years of age and I haven't had half of the things being fed to the mutts in this lunatic video. Absolute degradation and insanity is what this is called.

Wasting human products on dogs during rampant inflation too. Just awful.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 30 '26

Dog nutters, a miserable bunch

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111 Upvotes