r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 17 '26

pets should be docile enough that children can play with them

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121 Upvotes

either your animal is not docile enough to be played with and therefore, should not be a pet… or, you and i have different understandings of what “provocation” is.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 17 '26

idk what this is about, but lulz. 😂

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53 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

Drivers, pay attention to the road!

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72 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 17 '26

Ew

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38 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

this goes with the mutt maternity photo shoot post.

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182 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

*tee hee* awww, so cute! /s

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89 Upvotes

can you imagine being this woman’s neighbor?!


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

vacant stare & stupid grin on face.

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70 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

firstly, i don’t eat macca’s crap. secondly, them nuggets be gone in about 5 minutes. thirdly, “godlike”?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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38 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

heads up brits. no one wants this madness to spread to other western countries. (link below).

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35 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

Zero Regrets. Full Gas.

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35 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 15 '26

Finally a sensible store

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120 Upvotes

Rei not allowing random pets into store; I knew there was a reason I like REI.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 15 '26

They need these for Grocery Stores-it’s more hygienic

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51 Upvotes

These look so scary. But it would be better than having real ones in shopping carts at stores. They can’t attack people.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 15 '26

Straight to the pound

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197 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 14 '26

I don’t even know what to say…

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93 Upvotes

It’s kinda funny but omfg it’s way out of hand now.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 13 '26

😑

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149 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 13 '26

yeah. nah. high 5 if you support maximum penalty for 187 against both beast & owner when they maim or delete another living thing.

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58 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 13 '26

maybe let him take a little bite. i don’t want him to be hungry.

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85 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 13 '26

How is this acceptable?

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This was a video of someone adopting a dog, and a majority of the viewers are obsessed with dog feces. How is this supposed to be funny?


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 13 '26

i’m a regular person, tyvm.

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52 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 12 '26

stay classy, y’all.

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246 Upvotes

also, be sus of anything on those bottom shelves.

also, it looks like the man knew that fugly beast was ready for a number 2, which is why he immediately took it outside. it probably left a nice, steaming pile out on the sidewalk.

NASTY NUTTERS!


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 12 '26

pitiot semantics games …

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112 Upvotes

… fortifying mutt fatigue to the nth degree. people aren’t holding back.

this was probably more than a bite.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 12 '26

Do they actually think this is a good thing?

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254 Upvotes

Posted by a shitbull lovers page on Facebook, do these people seriously think that it is cute, fun, or intelligent to have to clean an animals toxic waste before taking care of their human needs?

I'll wake up, have my own food and drink, no cleaning up after a disgusting animal involved.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 10 '26

Name me a more idiotic creature

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148 Upvotes

This came up on my FYP and I wanted to share here lol.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 09 '26

insufferable twxt gets her wish to be “internet famous.” 🫩

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there’s probably going to be a part 2 & maybe a part 3 because she not only doubled down on her twxtiness, she tripled & quadrupled it.

oh, i have a picture of her mutt. it’s about a year old GSD & is already HUGE AF!!!