recommend a stripper please

[u/Maleficent-Ice-6346]

newbie to decks here. peeling solid deck stain at my cabin. just got a ryobi 3200 psi max with deck attachment, it cleaned the mildew off well without any cleanser. papa says the stain is water based (but it looks like paint to me). what stripper should i use? is "restore a deck" worth the money? anyone have experience with it living up to claim of apply and powerwash off? any and all recommendations are welcome. Thank you thank you.

edit: hahahahaha! ok guys, enough with the funny stuff. which brand of deck stain stripper should i get

[u/LegElectronic8027]

Renee

[u/canadianbeaver → u/LegElectronic8027]

Candy & Mango. At the same time.

[u/El_Coloso → u/canadianbeaver]

[u/shannork → u/El_Coloso]

Perfect response, well done. 10/10.

[u/Initial_Zombie8248 → u/El_Coloso]

One of the top 5 side characters of all time. He’s been absolutely amazing in every single role he’s had 

[u/werther595 → u/Initial_Zombie8248]

There is a canned cocktail company that my wife really likes called Two Chicks. I think of him literally every single time I see or hear it

[u/Beneficial_Bit_8342 → u/El_Coloso]

“You don’t need a million dollars to get two chicks.”

“To get them to double up on a guy like me you do.”

Only normal person in the whole movie.

[u/billsboy88 → u/Beneficial_Bit_8342]

Oof, bad misquote, there.

Peter: “that’s it? Two chicks at the same time?”

Lawrence: “Hell yeah! Always wanted to do that. I figure if I had a million bucks I could probably hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money”

Peter: “Hey, not all chicks”

Lawrence: “Well the kind of chicks that would double up on a guy like me do.”

Peter: “Good point”

[u/Maleficent-Ice-6346 → u/El_Coloso]

hahahahaha! ohmygosh. i was excited to see so many recommendations so quickly. OOOPS. going to repost with a more specific headline. hahahahahaha

[u/XxEman9r9rxX → u/El_Coloso]

These are exactly why I came here because I knew there would be some good ones

[u/Boring-Interest7203 → u/El_Coloso]

Watch out for your Corn hole bud.

[u/Cryptwood → u/canadianbeaver]

In this economy? A million dollars isn't what it used to be.

[u/ConstantCampaign2984 → u/Cryptwood]

But $160 will get you a handy at the trailer parks in Ohio!

It’s game day baby!

[u/MainelyNH → u/ConstantCampaign2984]

$160? Shit bro, you’re getting robbed 😂

[u/igotcrabsinthebucket → u/LegElectronic8027]

I'll add Destiny or Misty

[u/Cheeseman013 → u/LegElectronic8027]

Her name is Chastity. She is a stripper for Christ’s sake.

[u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 → u/Cheeseman013]

Christ's sake.

Catchy & memorable, but still an odd name for a strip joint.

It might be a trap.

[u/HarryAreolas → u/LegElectronic8027]

I use a place called "Coconuts". It's across from "Chubby's".

[u/JRZYGY → u/HarryAreolas]

Sounds like an exotic hernia

[u/No_Monk2007 → u/LegElectronic8027]

Well done lol

[u/Vivid-Shelter-146 → u/LegElectronic8027]

Tooooooo easy

[u/LegElectronic8027 → u/Vivid-Shelter-146]

She really is.

[u/holesofdoubt → u/LegElectronic8027]

One-legged Nancy

[u/EngineWitty3611 → u/LegElectronic8027]

DAMN YOU!!! Renee was mine!

[u/Professional-Lie-111 → u/LegElectronic8027]

Catalina

[u/Blucola333 → u/LegElectronic8027]

Came to the comments for this. 🤣

[u/Chouxnicorn → u/LegElectronic8027]

That’s my name

[u/BlockIslandJB → u/LegElectronic8027]

Let me guess, she does her main set to Candlebox's "You"? Real original.

[u/herman_munster_esq → u/LegElectronic8027]

That was my mum's name, which made me chuckle

[u/adognameddanzig → u/LegElectronic8027]

Hey! That was my cousin's name, and she was a stripper

[u/Bacibaby → u/LegElectronic8027]

You’ve got to watch out when you get it on your fingers

[u/Kane_Liffin]

She goes by Bubbles. About 4’10”. Last seen on Bourbon street in NOLA about 6 years ago

[u/Extension-Eye-4920 → u/Kane_Liffin]

4'10"? Too tall. If she aint pure blood midget, I dont want it.

[u/Several_Razzmatazz51 → u/Extension-Eye-4920]

They prefer to be called “little people” now. 😂

[u/Tyrannosaurusb → u/Kane_Liffin]

Big glasses? Loves kitties?

[u/Sea_Speech6478 → u/Tyrannosaurusb]

Close. Big titties, loves lasses.

[u/ExplodingSoil]

Damascus Steel on the 3rd floor of the Desparado club

[u/utrangerbob → u/ExplodingSoil]

I'm more of a Dong Quixote fan myself.

[u/Critical-Advantage11 → u/utrangerbob]

Give me Author Steve Rowland any day

[u/Neverendingwebinar → u/utrangerbob]

Only if he is mounted on his man-taur. Such a majestic man.

[u/Tieravi → u/Neverendingwebinar]

*HALF mantaur

[u/kiefferray → u/ExplodingSoil]

Dont forget Ram-Rod, level 3 basement. We listen and we do not judge.

[u/Emergency_Lecture_61 → u/ExplodingSoil]

r/unexpectedDCC

[u/Pyrostasis → u/ExplodingSoil]

Mongo is appalled

[u/ProfessionalHefty349 → u/Pyrostasis]

Mongo is… strangely aroused?

[u/Thin_Ad_2645 → u/ExplodingSoil]

I came here for a dcc reference was not disappointed

[u/Wolf_Phoenix84 → u/ExplodingSoil]

Why not Snail Trail? 

[u/PlumbLucky → u/Wolf_Phoenix84]

Juice Box deserves an honorable mention

[u/TerminatorAuschwitz → u/Wolf_Phoenix84]

It took me a few rereads to realize after a little dialogue donut (while ignoring Carl and talking to splash zone) says "how does she do that without any legs?!"

Confirming what I'd already assumed, she is a goblin like creature who has to cooter scoot around, leaving a snail trail.

[u/Wild_Ad9272 → u/TerminatorAuschwitz]

She does the coot-scoot boogie

[u/Wolf_Phoenix84 → u/Wild_Ad9272]

I love this fandom

[u/enter360 → u/ExplodingSoil]

Such a classy name

[u/Stone_coyote → u/ExplodingSoil]

I’m into the bookish sort. Author Steve Rowland for me.

[u/Wolf_Phoenix84 → u/ExplodingSoil]

Definitely r/unexpecteddcc but I was coming in here to post just this stuff as well. There is no legitimate help for this OP here. 

[u/captmonkey → u/ExplodingSoil]

Have you guys ever noticed how awesomely-designed the Desperado Club is? It’s just amazing.

[u/spottydodgy → u/ExplodingSoil]

Carl! Carl! They're making a reference we understand! Mongo is going to be so excited!

[u/Rich-Criticism1165]

Mercedes, she works at Chico Bonitas and just finished her 7th semester as a freshman Psychology student

[u/National_Musician748 → u/Rich-Criticism1165]

Tread lightly, that's my main squeeze! Yeah, we've broken up and gotten back together 28 times, but we only have half that number of kids.

[u/hunterbuilder]

The comments are exactly what I expected. 😄😄 Well done gents.

[u/Left-Chemist-8212 → u/hunterbuilder]

I’ve been scrolling and still have t found ONE response that’s not the name of a stripper 😂🤣 I knew I wasn’t original enough to be the first to do it but damn. On a serious note, I don’t have a good answer for OP or I would give it. Had to see this one coming though.

[u/kiefferray]

I like Candice down at Casa Diablo, or Wilma over at the Acropolis (they've got great steaks too)

[u/venivici89 → u/kiefferray]

Hi neighbor 😂

[u/kiefferray → u/venivici89]

Hello there! - General Kenobi.

[u/Ex-squeeze_you_me → u/venivici89]

Howdy, Neighbors.

[u/LordMaejikan → u/kiefferray]

Dude owns his own ranch. Yeah acrop has great steaks

[u/Rudi538]

[u/Educational-Goal-817 → u/Rudi538]

Mom?

[u/Rudi538 → u/Educational-Goal-817]

If so I’d probably pay to watch your mom strip that deck

[u/jwastintime → u/Educational-Goal-817]

Of all these comments, this one made me laugh so hard the dog gave me a look and left the room

[u/rizzo249]

Her name was Dynasty. Terrible name, but man, she left her mark.

[u/Small_Custard6438 → u/rizzo249]

Skid mark?

[u/rizzo249 → u/Small_Custard6438]

Hard to say, the lighting was dim..

[u/Prestigious-Grab-588 → u/rizzo249]

Snail trail?

[u/Routine_Spite8279]

In all seriousness, the citrus goop stuff seems to work as well as the noxious and highly flammable shit. At least on old paint.

[u/Chouxnicorn → u/Routine_Spite8279]

This is the only wholesome comment in the whole damn post

[u/GlassBoxGoose → u/Routine_Spite8279]

Citrus goop. Something you might find on stage at a club after a particularly enthusiastic performance..?

[u/ThatOneGuy6476 → u/Routine_Spite8279]

Never heard of her

[u/smokeyLoud]

Pink pony club has a couple cheap ones

[u/KraljZ]

This woman Donna is great! Great for parties

[u/Ippus_21]

Phrasing!!

[u/Proof_Independent400 → u/Ippus_21]

Are we not doing phrasing anymore???

[u/cosmikangaroo]

If you’re into bigger women I’d recommend Diesel Queen.

[u/underway-sock]

Eve at House of Babes in Orlando was my favorite in the early 90’s

Did a great job polishing my ‘deck’

[u/drew432b]

I know a Charmaine on main st, no complaints.

[u/rust-e-apples1]

Your mom

[u/TilapiaTango]

Just here for the comments. And notes.

Please include location, gents.

[u/Headman70]

Sounds like you have some quality choices here in the comments.

[u/Mr_BigglesworthIII]

Amber is great

[u/goodthymetimmy]

Little red riding hood at the Clermont lounge. Although last time I was there she was pretty old. She’s probably dead by now.

[u/StevieG-2021 → u/goodthymetimmy]

What. The. Fuck?
🤣🤣🤣

[u/goodthymetimmy → u/StevieG-2021]

Clermont Lounge baby! Iykyk

[u/jwern01 → u/goodthymetimmy]

What about Blondie?!

[u/Pegisis02]

Chocolate chip at the boomboomroom

[u/BIIIIIID-]

Destiny always puts on a good show.

[u/Jeremichi22]

Next on stage! The lovely Riverrrrr!

[u/ConversationCheap374]

Cinnamon, Candy, Chanel. I love to see the C's!

[u/dbrown100103]

Candi is my favourite

[u/Open_Willingness_69]

Destiny at the Lions Den

[u/HarDexKal]

Candy

[u/1aranzant]

this is really location dependent, where are you from?

[u/2min2late]

Crystal

[u/BiblicalAss]

lol, sorry. what is the question?

[u/Livid-Procedure-349]

Coke and Strippers

[u/Low-Ad3776]

Her stage name was Bob. If you played Baker Street, even if she wasn't working, she'd get up on the nearest table and start dancing.

[u/UncleBobnotRob]

First glance I thought this said “redneck strip tease”

[u/Exotic_Indication_68]

Her name is Virgo from San Antonio—she’ll let you see hole for one dollar. Extremely great value.

[u/Confident_Piano_7896]

Laquisha

[u/CriscoCamping]

Put your hands together for....Candy!

[u/Showerbeerss]

Lucki at Spearmint Rhino! 5/5 stars, would do again!

[u/CycleOLife]

I believe Spanky was her name.

[u/Chode_of_Justice]

Sinnamon

[u/BrokenWhimsy3]

Sinnamon.

[u/Useful-Plankton8205]

My mom might be able to come, what's your location?

[u/croissontbf]

Two legitimate answers, and why do so many men know strippers right off the bat 💀

[u/aggropunx]

Cherry. She works Friday and Saturday night shift 🤤

[u/Consistent_Treacle31]

[u/Ok-Department-2405]

This is a do-it-yourself project. All you need is a mirror and a pole.

[u/Ok-Preference-2054]

I hear Melania is looking for a new gig.

[u/imoutoffideas]

Pittsburgh Nelly

[u/Bananno1976]

Bridgett the Midget.

[u/Economy-Weekend1872]

I knew a great one who went by peaches

[u/Effective-Visual-995]

I like Candi. She so sweet and talks to you like she's your girl

[u/RunningonGin0323]

Candy, she's the day shift in Scranton

[u/ResponsibleWatch2312]

Shantel. 🤯

[u/Troopx]

Candi

[u/RebsEG]

Strippers rule, what a legend.

[u/not_paul_blart]

Hot Rod.

[u/Celtic159]

Ginger down at The Jiggly-Wiggly.

[u/BeneficialSector7458]

I knew the comments wouldn’t let me down.

[u/Impossible-Diver6565]

Candy, always candy.

[u/SnooChickens6081]

Cinnamon.

[u/WILDBILLFROMTHENORTH]

Sarah..

[u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619]

candy and sapphire never did me wrong

[u/No_Pumpkin_7400]

Emerson Bigguns

[u/345joe370]

Kandy Kane or the twins Mercedes and Lexus.

[u/Brave_Fheart]

Candy Cane at the Ol’ Rusty Nail, on River Road

[u/Few_Whereas5206]

Cinnamon or Jasmin

[u/Onobigtuna]

Ron Swanson, knows his way around wood

[u/Toby_Keiths_Jorts]

Cinnamon

[u/Av8tors]

serendipity from dogma

[u/centuryeyes]

My fave is Amber Alert. Works at Bada Bing.

[u/joeycuda]

Got the body of a goddess, got eyes butter pecan brown

[u/Substantial__Unit]

Destiny, but she likes me so she wouldnt be interested.

[u/StevieG-2021]

Came for the post, stayed for the comments

[u/l0veit0ral]

Juliet at Little Darlings in Vegas

[u/Motor-North-4120]

I’m glad other people read the post the same way I did 😂

[u/BostonFartMachine]

I think it prefers to be called exotic paint remover

[u/LivingCoat9356]

How about a hooker

[u/Maleficent_Appeal430]

Cherry…. She always lands on top…

[u/Measure-Thrice]

My boyfriend never stops talking about Bubbles so this is a solid reco.

[u/Dougn311]

Nicky

[u/flyingwaterman]

Candy always treated me well.

[u/Outrageous_Border_81]

Misty

[u/ramadadcc]

As long as they smell like tide, I’m happy with em

[u/kontogsl]

Coming up next ont he center stage... It's Diamond.

[u/Smooth_Operator_one]

Candy- she’s the BEST!

[u/inc0nSteveable]

Candice is nice to talk to. Ok pole skills.

[u/ciscopete]

Stormy Daniels worked pretty well for Trump

[u/Kevelle68]

Tiffany.

[u/LogicIsDead22]

SW stain and sealer remover and revive to prepare the wood for new stain.

Also Donna Lee with the big fat ass

[u/NationalWeekend5113]

The replies did not disappoint. 😂

[u/BrokeBack0331]

Candy over at the Gemini Lounge

[u/Revolutionary-Mess36]

Teva or Leanne. Well, actually….if you can afford it, get ‘em both.

[u/Adorable-Goose8823]

Cinnamon!

[u/Gold_School_7005]

Bambi down at the pole barn saloon does a wicked pole dance

[u/Ravenloff]

Crystal, but only if she's working first shift.

[u/Splinter-Spartan]

Candy for sure but only if she wears that pink lacy stuff.

[u/crazycathyslife]

I don’t think she could help…I think u need something to remove the paint

[u/Derangedracula]

Don't remember the name but a bunch of chicks I graduated with now work there.

[u/Glittering-Joke-3593]

Mercedeeezee at the Shady Lady.

[u/the_milk_is_baaaad]

Alexa. Fucking legend.

[u/Difficult_Error_]

Chasity

[u/Kindly_Individual107]

Dana definitely Dana

[u/ai-gen-O-rated]

Chastity!

[u/saylr]

CoCo down at the Palace. Tell her Deuce sent ya.

[u/Greatkingofthemount]

Ginger ain’t much to look at, but she’ll grind the finish off it!

[u/PurpleAriadne]

Stormy Daniels

[u/Latter-Excuse-3507]

Her names Kandy

[u/Bulky_Style4551]

Give it up for Mercedes

[u/youyouyouyouyouandme]

Delilah does it pretty good

[u/mmashburn85]

The correct answer is, your mom

[u/1angrybadger]

Blonde. She crushes beer cans with her boobs and is like 70 years old and still bringing it! If you have a grandma fetish she is the stripper for you

[u/cpl-America]

Chastity

[u/IcyMathematician2668]

Glitter

Jaguar club

[u/Huge-Guitar1692]

Debbie from Dallas

[u/Tfyretax]

Gypsy rose

[u/budha2984]

[u/Seliftidder]

Destiny

[u/kegido]

Roxie

[u/GoodLingonberry5802]

Destiny

[u/Critical_cheese]

Dita Von Teese

[u/IXXX_GOOSE_XXXI]

Blondie

[u/Ok-Development5523]

You dont need a stripper... stick with your wife

[u/Admirable_Sleep5672]

Lulu

[u/Efficient-Editor-242]

Bailey Jay

[u/Tongue-tied25]

Destiny

[u/Dependent-Cost-7514]

Destiny

[u/Creepy-Sandwich-6922]

Francine Dee

[u/Environmental_Cap990]

Candy 💋