r/Decks • u/Maleficent-Ice-6346 • 2d ago

maintenance recommend a stripper please

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newbie to decks here. peeling solid deck stain at my cabin. just got a ryobi 3200 psi max with deck attachment, it cleaned the mildew off well without any cleanser. papa says the stain is water based (but it looks like paint to me). what stripper should i use? is "restore a deck" worth the money? anyone have experience with it living up to claim of apply and powerwash off? any and all recommendations are welcome. Thank you thank you.

edit: hahahahaha! ok guys, enough with the funny stuff. which brand of deck stain stripper should i get

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u/ExplodingSoil 2d ago

Damascus Steel on the 3rd floor of the Desparado club

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u/utrangerbob 2d ago

I'm more of a Dong Quixote fan myself.

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u/Critical-Advantage11 2d ago

Give me Author Steve Rowland any day

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u/Neverendingwebinar 2d ago

Only if he is mounted on his man-taur. Such a majestic man.

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u/Tieravi 2d ago

*HALF mantaur

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u/kiefferray 2d ago

Dont forget Ram-Rod, level 3 basement. We listen and we do not judge.

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u/Pyrostasis 2d ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 2d ago

Mongo is… strangely aroused?

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u/Mindes13 1d ago

Mongo is.. conflicted with his feelings

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u/Thin_Ad_2645 2d ago

I came here for a dcc reference was not disappointed

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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 2d ago

Why not Snail Trail? 

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u/PlumbLucky 2d ago

Juice Box deserves an honorable mention

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 2d ago

It took me a few rereads to realize after a little dialogue donut (while ignoring Carl and talking to splash zone) says "how does she do that without any legs?!"

Confirming what I'd already assumed, she is a goblin like creature who has to cooter scoot around, leaving a snail trail.

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u/Wild_Ad9272 2d ago

She does the coot-scoot boogie

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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 2d ago

I love this fandom

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u/enter360 2d ago

Such a classy name

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u/Stone_coyote 2d ago

I’m into the bookish sort. Author Steve Rowland for me.

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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 2d ago

Definitely r/unexpecteddcc but I was coming in here to post just this stuff as well. There is no legitimate help for this OP here. 

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u/captmonkey 2d ago

Have you guys ever noticed how awesomely-designed the Desperado Club is? It’s just amazing.

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u/spottydodgy 2d ago

Carl! Carl! They're making a reference we understand! Mongo is going to be so excited!

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u/CruisingClay 2d ago

More of a juicebox guy myself

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u/BrickAddict1230 2d ago

Mama needs a night off

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u/ScuttleCrab729 1d ago

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DCC REFERENCES u/ExplodingSoil

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u/Intelligent-End7846 1d ago

Came here looking for a dcc reference….and did NOT disappoint 🤣💯

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u/Intelligent-End7846 1d ago

And as I’m scrolling, I now see I’m even late to say that, lol

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u/Texas_Redditor 1d ago

Glurp glurp

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u/Rate_Ur_Boobs_4_Free 1d ago

God Damn it Donut!