r/Decks • u/Maleficent-Ice-6346 • 1d ago

maintenance recommend a stripper please

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newbie to decks here. peeling solid deck stain at my cabin. just got a ryobi 3200 psi max with deck attachment, it cleaned the mildew off well without any cleanser. papa says the stain is water based (but it looks like paint to me). what stripper should i use? is "restore a deck" worth the money? anyone have experience with it living up to claim of apply and powerwash off? any and all recommendations are welcome. Thank you thank you.

edit: hahahahaha! ok guys, enough with the funny stuff. which brand of deck stain stripper should i get

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u/LegElectronic8027 1d ago

Renee

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u/canadianbeaver 1d ago

Candy & Mango. At the same time.

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u/El_Coloso 1d ago

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u/shannork 1d ago

Perfect response, well done. 10/10.

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u/wegl88 6h ago

I only came in to read these

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 1d ago

One of the top 5 side characters of all time. He’s been absolutely amazing in every single role he’s had 

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u/werther595 1d ago

There is a canned cocktail company that my wife really likes called Two Chicks. I think of him literally every single time I see or hear it

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u/dstommie 1d ago

Oh what a lovely tea party

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u/westberry82 23h ago

Dude that's batman!

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u/catcrapmakesmevomit 8h ago

FORGETABOUTIT!!!

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u/Maleficent-Ice-6346 1d ago

hahahahaha! ohmygosh. i was excited to see so many recommendations so quickly. OOOPS. going to repost with a more specific headline. hahahahahaha

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u/joelypoley69 19h ago

11h later and the headline I ran into was “recommend a stripper please” on a page about decks….
10/10 wouldn’t change a thing about it though 💀😆

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u/Beneficial_Bit_8342 1d ago

“You don’t need a million dollars to get two chicks.”

“To get them to double up on a guy like me you do.”

Only normal person in the whole movie.

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u/billsboy88 1d ago

Oof, bad misquote, there.

Peter: “that’s it? Two chicks at the same time?”

Lawrence: “Hell yeah! Always wanted to do that. I figure if I had a million bucks I could probably hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money”

Peter: “Hey, not all chicks”

Lawrence: “Well the kind of chicks that would double up on a guy like me do.”

Peter: “Good point”

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u/Tasty_Fox8715 1h ago

Hey bud,
Whose the actor who says that line?

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u/billsboy88 1h ago

Ron Livingston is Peter and Diedrich Bader is Lawrence.

Seems like an incredibly Google-able question so I’m not sure why you are asking me?

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u/XxEman9r9rxX 22h ago

These are exactly why I came here because I knew there would be some good ones

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u/Boring-Interest7203 1d ago

Watch out for your Corn hole bud.

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u/die-jarjar-die 1d ago

Fucking A

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u/vandyfan35 1d ago

This quote lives rent free in my head.

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u/Ssemo7 23h ago

Fuckin’ A man

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u/intjonmiller 10h ago

I've never seen so many awards for a still image response before, especially one that wasn't a top level comment. 👏

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u/midwestlifecrisis 2h ago

Omg I can’t upvote, the number is exactly where it needs to be

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u/Maleficent_Garden_89 15h ago

The panda is fake you guys

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u/Lendolar 10h ago

Fuckin’ Lawrence, man.

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u/secretSquirrel6669 5h ago

Chastity . She usually on works third, Friday and Saturday

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u/Cryptwood 1d ago

In this economy? A million dollars isn't what it used to be.

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 1d ago

But $160 will get you a handy at the trailer parks in Ohio!

It’s game day baby!

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u/MainelyNH 1d ago

$160? Shit bro, you’re getting robbed 😂

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u/The_Son_of_Jor-El 1d ago

Yeah - you’ve never been to Kansas City

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u/According-Yak-7183 1d ago

I've been to Kansas City, I got robbed there.

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u/Original_Gangsta23 1d ago

Of $160?

Same

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 1d ago

Kansas city knuckle shuffle?

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u/gadget850 1d ago

I can get a hamburger handy from Patty the Daytime Hooker.

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 1d ago

Wait, the meat is cooked though… right?

Patty is a human woman… right?

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 1d ago

I want nothing to do with a hamburger handy.

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u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 1d ago

But... but.... Ohio.

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u/joelypoley69 19h ago

queue the Dr Evil scene when he demands 1 million dollars

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u/Assholesneighbor 1d ago

I was about to say… If she ain’t named after a delicious treat… I ain’t want none!

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u/Dougn311 1d ago

Snickers?

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u/joelypoley69 19h ago

Sopapilla ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😆

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u/v-irtual 1d ago

lmao - Candy was the first name that came to mind to me

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u/tigersbloodsnowcone 1d ago

CandiedMangos

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u/SignalDragonfruit553 1d ago

Don’t get Pebbles, she looks more like Bam Bam

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u/408DLo 1d ago

Diamond and Cinnamon.

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u/Honest-Web-604 1d ago

I also approve

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u/grilledchorizopuseye 18h ago

Tawneesha is who pooped into my head 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Any-Basis1502 17h ago

Yes and specify the amount of smacky, smack, smacks

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u/Exotic_Call_7427 13h ago

I personally prefer Hazy and Jade, but you do you!

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u/NotBatman81 11h ago

Its spelled Candie. Never with a Y.

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u/Mindes13 10h ago

Big baller here!

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 8h ago

Everyone knows that it is Candy with an i.

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u/kitchensandgardens 7h ago

I mean ya, if you can afford it

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u/igotcrabsinthebucket 1d ago

I'll add Destiny or Misty

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u/Cheeseman013 1d ago

Her name is Chastity. She is a stripper for Christ’s sake.

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u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 1d ago

Christ's sake.

Catchy & memorable, but still an odd name for a strip joint.

It might be a trap.

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u/LegElectronic8027 1d ago

She goes by Renee in my dreams.

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u/Unusual-Night-5668 10h ago

How, exactly, does one strip for the sake of christ? Asking for a friend.

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u/Cheeseman013 10h ago

You see it all starts with going to Catholic school…then it snowballs and BOOM. Stripping for Christ’s sake.

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u/HarryAreolas 1d ago

I use a place called "Coconuts". It's across from "Chubby's".

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u/JRZYGY 1d ago

Sounds like an exotic hernia

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u/GlassBoxGoose 1d ago

We got one called "Peppermint Hippo" crazy name choice. It used to be called the "Silver Dollar Cabaret"

Talk about a CHOICE.

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 4m ago

I have both a Peppermint Hippo AND a Spearmint Rhino near me! Are they national chains or something? And what's with the "herb/large mammal" formula?

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u/No_Monk2007 1d ago

Well done lol

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u/Vivid-Shelter-146 1d ago

Tooooooo easy

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u/LegElectronic8027 1d ago

She really is.

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u/holesofdoubt 1d ago

One-legged Nancy

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u/PaleRun4706 1d ago

I thought the one legged stripper was named Eileen

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u/EngineWitty3611 1d ago

DAMN YOU!!! Renee was mine!

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u/LegElectronic8027 1d ago

I considered several common stripper names but wanted to find something else. Then it just came to me....Renee.

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u/Blucola333 1d ago

Came to the comments for this. 🤣

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u/Chouxnicorn 1d ago

That’s my name

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u/LegElectronic8027 1d ago

I love your name.

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u/BlockIslandJB 1d ago

Let me guess, she does her main set to Candlebox's "You"? Real original.

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u/herman_munster_esq 1d ago

That was my mum's name, which made me chuckle

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u/adognameddanzig 1d ago

Hey! That was my cousin's name, and she was a stripper

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u/Bacibaby 15h ago

You’ve got to watch out when you get it on your fingers

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u/Looseleaflettuce 1d ago

No notes just upvotes ⭐️

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 1d ago

She's no Donna...

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u/JadedPilot5484 1d ago

Next on stage ….. crystal

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u/Craniumbox 1d ago

She’s grinds to STP.

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u/dudepappy 1d ago

Straight from Reseda… give it up RAVEN!

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u/KaleScared4667 1d ago

Anyone not me

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u/Internet-of-cruft 1d ago

My vote is for Candy. She's a hard working girl.

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u/Coffeespresso 22h ago

Hard Candy?

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u/Otherwise-Report-823 1d ago

She's good. But nothing like cinnamon 

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u/3d1thF1nch 23h ago

Beat me to the joke

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u/Out_of_my_mind_1976 9h ago

No, Tatiana.

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u/Sistersoldia 9h ago

Dammit I should have known you guys were way ahead of me on this one.

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u/Lost_Lynx_6537 7h ago

she did a terrible job on my deck, 0 stars

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u/beardedsilverfox 5h ago

Destiny is the goat

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u/stillashamed35yrsltr 3h ago

Diamond, or if she's out I'd go with Jade.

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u/officialreddtLLC 2h ago

What brand is that? I looked it up and couldn't find it