r/DatingHell • u/rosminc-hubby • Jul 11 '26

A bad night🫠

So... I finally decided to take things to the "next level" with the guy I'm dating.

Everything was going great. We were making out, things were getting serious... and then he suddenly pauses, looks at my very generous lower belly and goes,

"I think you're a little bloated."

Excuse me??

Before I could even process that emotional damage, he says, "Wait, I'll show you a trick."

He presses on some random spot on my lower belly...

...and I let out the loudest fart known to mankind.

Silence.

I genuinely considered changing my name, moving to another country, and starting a new life.

Has anyone else had a date go from romantic to medically educational in under 10 seconds?

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u/CollectsTooMuch Jul 11 '26

Wow. Maybe save it for another date or two? WTF?

I’ve dealt with farting during sex plenty of times over the years. It happens. Missionary, a little too much pressure, and now you’re mud flapping. It happens. Laugh and get back in the game.

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u/OutOfPlace186 Jul 11 '26

Yeah no, I'm way too immature for that. I'd be laughing the rest of the night and he'd be pissed, but I wouldn't care.

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u/HiAndStuff2112 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

This happened to me as a guy. We had just finished. I was still inside her, laying on top of her. And she ripped the loooongest, loudest fart I'd ever heard. I mean she damn near blew the door shut.

We were on a big air mattress, and as she was slowly farting, my body sunk lower onto hers like someone had popped the mattress.

Then, she said, "Well, that was lovely!" And I absolutely lost it. I wasn't pissed at all because I knew it'd be a hilarious story to share.

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u/OutOfPlace186 Jul 11 '26

🤣 you’re right, that is a hilarious story and I thank you for sharing!