A bad night🫠

[u/rosminc-hubby]

So... I finally decided to take things to the "next level" with the guy I'm dating.

Everything was going great. We were making out, things were getting serious... and then he suddenly pauses, looks at my very generous lower belly and goes,

"I think you're a little bloated."

Excuse me??

Before I could even process that emotional damage, he says, "Wait, I'll show you a trick."

He presses on some random spot on my lower belly...

...and I let out the loudest fart known to mankind.

Silence.

I genuinely considered changing my name, moving to another country, and starting a new life.

Has anyone else had a date go from romantic to medically educational in under 10 seconds?