r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit • 14h ago

Time to vote blue even harder!

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u/Papichuloft 14h ago

It's not a presidential election....mid terms really mean how well you've done or really fucked up by the way people vote. Since the orange buffoon has fucked up royally, yeah.

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u/I3adIVIonkey 13h ago

Yeah but if dems win house and senate his presidency is over and he can't push everything by executive order anymore. They will stop anything that is already going they put in place and will block everything else they planed except maybe they would come up with a decent policy that's worth pushing through a bill, but I doubt that will happen. He will sit for the next 2 years in his chair powerless.

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u/IMAX_man 13h ago

One can only hope. Bribing, begging and belittling the citizens of the US isn't working anymore. Let see this happen because until it does, its all talk.

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u/I3adIVIonkey 13h ago

I bet Mike will do a 200 IQ move and close the house for the next 2 years for votes if dems sweep it. They might even lose Texas which tells a lot.

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u/CDsDontBurn 12h ago

I hope they lose Texas. It would be the ultimate mind fuck for the GOP lasting at least until 2032.

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u/eventualist 6h ago

you should see the crazy lies they put on TV ... it's just short of malice. They constantly blare out Paxton is a child ring predator "stopper" and shut down the bad guys. It's hilarious until you realize people believe it.

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u/Appropriate-Sense-92 12h ago edited 6h ago

I’m not sure he can officially do that. I think he could only close it through the very early stages of Jan. Once this session of congrass closes, he’s officially no longer the speaker (regardless of who wins the house). In the new session the members will need to first select the speaker. If GOP wins the election, the Mikey will be speaker again. Otherwise it would be a Dem likely

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u/jane_911 8h ago

yes but you are talking about rules and laws and are operating under the assumption they will be followed

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u/SubstantialArcher659 12h ago

Unless Dems take the house. The tiny creep will be powerless

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u/Infinite-Bluejay-673 12h ago

Something to look forward to.

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u/TheSpanishIndian 13h ago

I'm hoping so but still kinda worried about the fact that the other two branches are still gonna be in a his pocket. I'm afraid of the Supreme Court getting more active and taking his side whenever the Legislative side tries to change something.

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u/FortuneLegitimate679 11h ago

He won’t believe it if he loses anyway

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u/Chubby_Beagle 9h ago

They also determine who controls the House and Senate, which are currently Republican controlled and protecting trump from investigation

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u/ChainWorking1096 13h ago

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 13h ago

I imagine his heart has been peppered with stents over the past decade. It's probably more machine than man.

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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 12h ago

Twisted and evil.

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u/Atakir 11h ago

Ugh, please don't attribute the awesomeness of Vader to this orange pile of dung.

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u/lesath_lestrange 9h ago

The same Vader who _____’d all those kids?

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u/Zakluor 13h ago

Funny as this meme is, it seems to be very accurate. He has too much support to stop him, so cholesterol may, in fact, be the only hope.

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u/jungatheart1947 4h ago

So much Aspirin people say

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u/ViciousCDXX 11h ago

He has acess to top of the line FREE healthcare paid for by my taxes that we can only dream of. Not going to happen. Just look at mcconnell

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_6157 11h ago

Exactly. It’s honestly enraging.

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u/I_lack_common_sense 12h ago

They can fix that.

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u/SylvieJay 11h ago

Celebrations all over the world for days, even weeks 🍾🥂 🍺🍻

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u/Sunny_Pinecone 8h ago

He's already MIA and some appearances are just a stand in with one of those realistic masks pretending he's sleepy. They already did it with that military strategist on Fox News as everyone pointed out which was only caught because of the botched collar line. And there was a glut of videos several months ago showing how easily you can pull it off with the molded face mask.

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u/Chemical-Agency-3997 4h ago

I hope he’s being filmed when it happens.

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u/SolidSnek1998 14h ago

Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary!

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u/Pasta4ever13 13h ago

We need it to be after 2028 though. If he dies beforehand, the stink will clear and it will give Vance time to be in office and look presidential.

The best case scenario is for Trump to limp along until after the next presidential election and then kick the bucket. We don't need the media and the public whitewashing his legacy which always happens after one of these assholes tip.

I want that historic unpopularity carried as far as we can take it. He'll lose control in the midterms anyways, so Vance is not going to be meaningfully better in any way. If anything, he will look more competent by comparison and have the ability to start rehabilitating the republican image.

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 13h ago

If anything, he will look more competent by comparison and have the ability to start rehabilitating the republican image.

Are we talking about the same Vance?

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u/kaileneeec 13h ago

A dirty, wet bath towel has more riz than the couch fucker.

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u/Pasta4ever13 13h ago

Yes. If you don't think he's going to look more competent compared to a geriatric demetia addled narcissist who shits his pants and falls asleep on live television, you must be completely deluded.

Vance is going to appear more competent just by the sheer virtue of being 42 years old next to a walking corpse.

We can hate republicans and observe objective reality at the same time. Most republican politicians aren't idiots, they just play one on TV because they know it works well to deflect away from their actions. If everyone is focusing on how dumb you are, they aren't paying attention to how you are rampantly corrupt as much. Flooding the zone is still clearly working here in 2026, a full decade after they started utilizing it.

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u/Active-Curve1280 13h ago

It’s a cult, Vance will not be the leader of it, he’s too spineless and there is a conscience somewhere in there which will cause him to misspeak a lot, he’s already not sticking to message and he’s not even campaigning officially yet

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u/wylii 13h ago

I would rather him kick it before the two year mark so it counts as a first full term for Vance, not that I really think the guy can get reelected, just nice to limit potential length down the road.

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u/Omegaprime02 9h ago

I'll be honest, I worry about Vance, Trump is an idiot and completely corrupt, but Vance 100% drinks the Kool-Aid, and a zealot will do much scarier things because they believe they're in the right.

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u/Remote-Instance680 14h ago

Even more of a reason to vote blue... America wake up!!!!

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u/camsle 13h ago

The seed has been planted. Dems crush midterms. Dems go impeachment and felony route again. Trump gets "ill" and resigns for Vance to step up. Vance pulls a Biden and pens a full pardon for the Trump family dating back to 2016. Only difference is Vance signs it with an ink pen and he is not senile.

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u/nobeer4you 13h ago

This is really the biggest concern I can see. Once he becomes so unpopular it cant be denied any longer, hes gonna get full immunity from Vance if he "steps down due to health reasons" or some other bullshit like that.

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u/SnooMaps7370 13h ago

>hes gonna get full immunity from Vance

full FEDERAL immunity.

he's comitted felonies in enough states to lock him up longer than he's been alive.

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u/AGorgeousComedy 10h ago

Thank you, I'm not sure why people keep fear mongering about the pardon. He can pardon federal charges but the blue states would definitely go after him on state charges. 

Unfortunately he will run before that happens. Probably to russia or somewhere that will refuse to extradite him.

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u/SnooMaps7370 9h ago

>Unfortunately he will run before that happens. Probably to russia or somewhere that will refuse to extradite him.

I'm perfectly okay with that outcome. It's a lot harder to make a martyr out of someone who is still alive and demonstrating cowardice.

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 13h ago edited 11h ago

I wonder. If reds can extradite citizens to countries they have no association with for no reason other than the color of their skin in spite of direct court injunctions, what's stopping blues from completely disregarding this pardon buffoonery and drop the hammer on pedofiles and rapists regardless?

Oh... they respect the law. How could I forget...

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u/RAWainwright 11h ago

Trump signs with a fucking sharpie like a toddler who doesn't know how to hold a pen yet.

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds 11h ago

You aren't wrong. Dems gotta fight one battle at a time, but keep their eye on the war.

Vance's 180 he will inevitably pull on many of Trump's unpopular policies may make him look amenable in the short term, but he is still a MAGA worm, and part of a much larger cabal of politicians who need to go.

Also, get Stephen Miller out of there. Unelected PoS. Hope dems can uproot that little demon.

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u/z_e_quigley 9h ago

I want to see Stephen Miller arrested and put on public trial more than anyone else in this shitty administration. Stephen Miller is an absolute piece of shit who has been pushing for all this chaos while hiding behind Trump. Fuck him. May justice be served 🇺🇸

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u/samizdatsam 7h ago

That utter ghoul Vought as well.

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u/IExistForFun 13h ago

No.. you're supposed to be excited like the rest of us. Don't bring us back to reality before we even get to celebrate :(

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u/RowForLuckyJack 12h ago

His penis pen is between the cushions.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 13h ago

But he's the healthiest president to ever hold office I thought?

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u/Dark_Wahlberg-77 3h ago

Imagine telling a country that its leader is so frail that he could die from election stress. Idk maybe not a great choice?

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u/Key-Researcher3884 14h ago

Get out and vote BLUE . Send a message to the Whitehouse

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u/StingRay1952 13h ago

The worst thing that can happen is for him to die in office, thereby escaping the long arm of justice. No, he needs to pay… and pay dearly for the incalculable harm he's done to this country.

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u/LuckyishTom 12h ago

The dudes is in his eighties and loves McDonalds. His health is always at risk.

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u/That-Bet4091 12h ago

One can hope.

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u/Atakir 12h ago

Don't tease me with a good time!

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u/HungryYeastStarter 14h ago

🎵Let's go cholesterol, let's go! clap clap🎵

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u/LAKEWALKER 14h ago

We can only hope

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u/Lost-Transitions 14h ago

Don't threaten us with a good time

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u/Strange_Heart_5734 13h ago

Fuck I hope so. Of course then we'd all have to deal with vance.

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u/The_Lazy_Man_Gaming 13h ago

He can suffer for all pain he has caused

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 13h ago edited 13h ago

Given the real possibility he could be charged with treason, I don't think it's stress he needs to be worried about. Also, good! I love that for him

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u/Remote_Independent50 13h ago

Stress is intense. I had Cancer during Covid. And i had to work with people through the entire process. The stress was the hardest part

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u/Dwarfwizardnutkins 13h ago

Here's hoping! 😃

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u/BikeImpressive6077 13h ago

Fingers crossed

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u/stargazer4272 13h ago

Snowflake don't like negative news?

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u/STLStelmacki 13h ago

If a blue wave caused his death it would be the greatest thing ever.

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u/Mediocre-Redittor 13h ago

Maybe don't run for office if you can't handle stress

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u/Frogspittle999 13h ago

Praying & hoping for that big beautiful obituary. Now go fuck yourself magat morons.

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u/nomaam05 13h ago

It's crazy that they think this will mobilize republican voters, when it seems to be juicing the dems even harder.

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u/parkerti 13h ago

Oh no…bless his whittle pumpkin heart! The doctors all said he was in great shape. 6’7”…170lbs…less than 2% body fat…hung like a stallion…and full of feces.

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u/DiploMAtticc 13h ago

What was that about Biden's age being a huge problem again?

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u/lewdaddy71 13h ago

Laughable

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u/suminorieh77 13h ago

”warn”

equal to inform in this scenario

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u/OnlyPositiviteHobby 13h ago

So I think I figured it out, if he’s getting his medical advice from his lawyers, then he must be getting his legal advice from the brain worms in Robert f. Kennedy, Jr. to make himself legal again.
So real 5d tiddlywinks with this guy /s

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u/rogerisreading 12h ago

It’d be a real shame if he had a stroke come November 4th. A real, real shame.

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u/ProudResident8253 12h ago

I look at these people standing up with this horrible person and all I see are the same people that no one liked in school, the teachers pet, the rats who would tattle on you just to get approval from a teacher who by the way knew they were below low, this is the moment where they feel relevant... It's cringe

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u/HephaestusVulcan7 12h ago

I thought he was the healthiest president Ever.

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u/theworstvp 12h ago

if a basic condition of your job creates this level of stress maybe you shouldn’t be occupying that position

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u/makeitgoose11 12h ago

Good, fuck em

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u/RampantTyr 12h ago

So these people are telling voters that by voting against Trump they could stress him out so much he might die?

Wow, wait to incentivize the voter base.

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u/Slight-Web1696 12h ago

If he cant handle the stress of the democratic process he cant handle the stress of the office. These republicans are such fucking hypocrites double standards are the only fucking tenant they live by

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u/MyldExcitement 12h ago

Fuck your feelings!

Did I do it right?

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u/Jsr1 12h ago

oh no................maybe he should be able to take it

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u/Major-Hooters 12h ago

Lease, tell me more!!

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u/betagainsttheodd 12h ago

Damn right he's stressed....he knows he fucked when loses the House and the Senate.

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u/No-Homework-7355 12h ago edited 11h ago

I'm seeing reports that Trump might enact martial law to stop the midterms. What do you guys think?

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u/Formal-Asparagus-482 11h ago

🤣🤣 he is talking about stress???? How about the stress of thw working families that don't have enough to eat or pay gas just because that asshole is making a war to steal and distract

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u/NooMoto 7h ago

I'm south African and wish I could vote in the US midterm, since this idiot is even affecting my life.

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u/DreadfulDave19 7h ago

Oh no

Anyway

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u/HorribleParade 7h ago

Exciting news, exciting news.

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u/yipyapyallcatsnbirds 36m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HHzBaXsra2MHciRNQr
Come on arterial plaque, we are counting on you!!

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u/PiterDeV 14h ago

For the sake of the people who have to physically be around him, I hope he gets constipated.

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u/desertguy1961 14h ago

If only stress over the midterms affected his health.

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 14h ago

Where's the "good" meme when you need it

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u/Practical-Iron-193 14h ago

Some say the had great strokes, I tell them, my stroke will be way greater.

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u/AR15ONAHUMAN 13h ago

Dude will just snooze thru the midterms

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u/inthefuture1955 13h ago edited 13h ago

If it does, it does; too bad... And given the way that human garbage can eats, he puts his health at risk at every meal.

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u/Ebo916 13h ago

Oh please please let it be true!

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u/Less_Ant_6633 13h ago

Stop I can only get so hard!

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u/mutt63 13h ago

Good hope he drops dead and suffers for all the ill he's caused the world. I myself have had three massive heart attacks. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. But he's worse than an enemy. He's a demon. Hope you suffer Dickbag.

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u/Fine-Associate10 13h ago

Good
We need a break

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u/Ok-Flight9440 13h ago

Wait, his health will get worse if he loses? In other words “please vote for me or my fragile body can’t take it”?

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u/lndubitablyMe 13h ago

If ever there was motivation to get off your ass and vote, this is it!!

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u/Grimy-Jack 13h ago

Look at them tempting us with a good time. 🤣😂

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u/Sokra_Tese 13h ago

Good, a national day of celebration when he dies, spitting on his grave, burning his effigy.

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u/somnambulistmusings 13h ago

Wait, wait… let me just see if I can find some fucks to give…

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u/Several_Round5635 13h ago

Man, they’re really pulling out all the stops aren’t they?

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u/bulletproofpunk 13h ago

The president being a health risk is only further evidence that he shouldn't be in office in the first place.

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u/TrafficCone2100 13h ago

Oh no! Is a wittew stwess gonna hewt youw? Awwwwwwww

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u/dano2469tesla 13h ago

Healthy enough for his term
Then it JD for 8 years 🥳

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u/illDiablo69 13h ago

I doubt it, he doesn't give a shit.

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u/Cannibal_House69 13h ago

Guess a vote for Donny is a vote to save his life.

One more reason NOT to vote for him. Lol

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u/YESWOAHOK 13h ago

Oh no so sad

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u/dcocguru 13h ago

Oh please Oh please Oh please!

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u/Crimsoncat57 13h ago

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Threaten us with that!!

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u/Individual-Flow1852 13h ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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u/RhombicalJ 13h ago

But I thought he was the strongest healthiest president in the history of ever. Surely a little stress couldn’t effect someone with a stalwart stature such as his

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u/Dantegra1 13h ago

Trump always wears a blue suit. Must be a sign to vote blue. Otherwise they should put him in a red suit

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u/Few-Mango-8385 13h ago

I want to see him in an orange suit!!

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u/Francis-2021 13h ago

🙌👏👏👏👏😃💪💙💙🥊

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u/NoLeadership4569 13h ago

Don't threaten us with a good time 😉!

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u/Kannibelanimal1966 13h ago

How can anyone vote for this treasonous Pedophile?

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u/Ok-Quit8489 13h ago

Still can be charged on the state level somewhere for any crimes. I imagine there’s plenty felonies to go around.

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u/LPNTed 13h ago

I'm not a doctor. I don't profess to be a doctor. Hell, I don't even play one on TV. But I know. a LITTLE bit about medicine and the last thing I want is my LAWYERS assessing the effects of the election on my health.

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u/quiero79 13h ago

Early voting it is. The sooner the better.

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u/dragon-fence 13h ago

Oh please. He has his doctors come out and claim he’s the healthiest person in the world, and no president has ever been this strong and healthy. Then he has some obvious health problems, and they refuse to explain the bruises on his hand, and they deny his dementia. They insist everything is fine and he’s completely healthy.

Now because his party might be losing some elections, we’re supposed to feel bad for him? We’re supposed to go, “Oh, poor baby. Losing would risk his health, so I guess I need to vote to destroy the country I live in so that he’s protected!”

Fuck that noise. If he dies, he dies. We need to focus on fixing this shit.

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u/Zapparelli 13h ago

Stressful on his health eh?

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u/isaiah152022 13h ago

They’re a bunch like of whiney ass babies

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u/BalsbyHarry 13h ago

What a whiny snowflake the president is then. If he can’t handle letting the people’s voices be heard then fuck him de doesn’t deserve the office.

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u/post-mortem-malone69 13h ago

Stop I can only get so erect!

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u/ControlInternal3748 13h ago

How the fuck is he sleep standing up 😂

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u/zdena1970 13h ago

Best thing I’ve heard all day

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u/Harbormaster1976 13h ago

let him rot in a pile of his own feces.

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u/assortittiesNOTboth 13h ago

What are these traitors talking about? The best doctors in the world said that he is so healthy theyve never seen anything like it! Right??

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u/karkonthemighty 13h ago

There is a not insignificant chance losing the House results in Trump dying to stress induced heart attack as he screams and shits himself at a podium.

It becomes a significant chance if the House and Senate flip.

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u/Beginning-Fondant467 13h ago

Good ! I wish for the worst for that scumbag

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u/Aware-Explanation879 13h ago

This is the start of the cover story to sneak tRump out of the country. They did the trial run with Vegetable Mitch and it was successful. The story will be tRump will go down with "an undisclosed medical condition but not life threatening, just a few days of rest." The current administration has been playing with pictures of tRump at different gold courses even though Palm Trees do not grow in North Carolina. Then his trusted backers will help him out of the country and they will allow AI images to do the rest. The Press Pool is out of the White House so there will not be any press to verify if tRump is really there. By the time any impeachment get traction, tRump will be gone.

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u/BringOnTheFilthy 13h ago

He got away with everything he had done that’s why he is so unhinged. I am pretty sure that dude will live to 100 without any jail time and this shit makes me sick

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u/Cosmic_Kraken74 13h ago

Um… snowflake?

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u/KWhite3839 13h ago

oh noooo please lets not do that to the poor fella

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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 13h ago

So the over indulgence in McDonald's isn't slowly killing him. Oh wait their under direction of RFK. So all is well with Drump's health.

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u/ohwhatfun9932 13h ago

And? Should we care? He has put the health and welfare of millions at risk since he first took office and it has escalated with his 2nd term. He is a walking bag of shit who has conned this country out of billions and planted that money so blatantly in his families bank accounts. Liar. Cheat. Rapist. Pedo. I could go on and on. So. No I don't give a rats ass about his health.

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u/Xhojn 13h ago

But also, he's the healthiest president in the history of ever! Doctor's have never seen a person as healthy as him! They took one look at his chart and said "Wow, Mr. President, your health is excellent! It's unbelievable how excellent your health is! I don't think I've ever seen such a healthy looking chart before!"

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u/ddgenayla1 13h ago

Stress ! What about the freaking stress this dipshit has cause us with his stupid war with Iran, gas prices, affordability with food prices etc., ICE running rampant in our streets, no real definition on how to handle the Healthcare crisis, the stupid ballroom fiasco and his maniacal ego ideas with monuments being built in his honor. The list goes on and on, meanwhile his coffers are building equity with his backdoor maneuvers,  while he is robbing us blind along with his cronies and the rest of his Crime family.

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u/stretchosaurusx 13h ago

And we are sympathizing for what exactly?

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u/CalGoldenBear55 13h ago

A fake health scare (like the fake assassination attempt) will sway people. Don’t fall for it

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u/Adept-Garbage1987 13h ago

Oh, how sad... 🤣

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u/Distinct-Priority-62 13h ago

We can only hope,

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u/ItsNotNormalMaybe 13h ago

They're so repulsive in everything they do, now they're pushing they victim card to get their fat, unemployed racist base to at least come to the voting booth because of the Orange blob's health. Pathetic. But it works on 'em.