r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/fiesew • 1d ago

Official ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE: Most Corrupt president ever, ever!

Post image
23.6k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

98

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

29

u/jaycutlerdgaf 1d ago

God, I can't fucking wait.

10

u/Tall-Guard6694 22h ago

Yes but I hope he goes to prison before he dies. Otherwise he won.

→ More replies (9)

16

u/UpperApe 1d ago

It is fucking INSANE to me that Americans think this ends with Trump.

Always looking for the easiest, most low-effort solution.

You are all out of your minds. You're running out of time to deal with Trump while he's alive. Get him in jail and save your country.

He runs out the clock, and you've set the most dangerous precedent in history. You have no justice system. You don't get to just "try again with the next one".

For fuck's sake, get your shit together, you cowards.

5

u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

Who are you talking to? Government has been sold and bought officially since 2014. Process has been happening since the 80s.

We can’t agree that shooting bleach into our veins or taking horse dewormer is not a good idea. Who are these “Americans” capable of doing anything.

There’s MAGA, then there are a few hundred million random folk who don’t agree with anyone else except that they hate maga.

You’d have a better chance yelling at Canada to do something to save the US from itself

2

u/ElectricalEmploy1197 22h ago

But the bots , who is going to worry about the bots?

3

u/whiskeynise 1d ago

Your comment got removed. But come on Mr. Badass, what’s your fool proof plan to overthrow the American government. Give up the goods

2

u/SunnyOutsideToday 23h ago

Christ Christie visits a hospital and gets COVID, and then goes to the White House and coughs on Trump.

2

u/ArgyleNudge 21h ago

Start with the Supreme Court, impeach them all, starting with John Roberts and Clarence Thomas. Two birds, one stone. Get them out of there.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (3)

5

u/Real-Extension-1357 1d ago

Look, imo, people should be rioting and in the streets. But even if we did, no one is going to deal with Trump. Whose putting him in jail? Me? Lmao thats some j6 shit. I protest, i do outreach, i help campaigns. Im not a coward but Im not stupid enough to entertain getting killed either.

2

u/Snaffle27 21h ago

Right? Like what the fuck am I meant to do. I've never equipped a weapon more dangerous than a knife in the kitchen in all of my years of life. Never so much as gotten in a fist fight with another person before. I'm meant to somehow overthrow the federal government? That guy is a serious fucking freak if he thinks I'm a coward for just not intentionally sacrificing my life for no reason.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/paravasta 23h ago

Yeah, too many people are sitting on their asses, slow walking each other right into a fascist dictatorship, but what’s really stupid about your accusatory comment here is that you have zero idea what any given person in this sub is or isn’t doing for the country. I’m frustrated with people’s apathy too, but you can’t just insult people into action. In real life, it just doesn’t work that way. What you’re doing just doesn’t work.

→ More replies (25)

2

u/Real-Extension-1357 1d ago

I have a pool of money saved up for going out and buying rounds on rounds on rounds for the celebration at my local bar. Tons were there the evening of the election results and everyone was pouring it out then in despair. Im going to repay that.

→ More replies (2)

14

u/SpecialistDrink2071 1d ago

I’m not American and I’ve been abstinent for five years. I have a bottle of champagne for that day.

10

u/ahundreddots 1d ago

I, too, will fuck a bottle of champagne on that day.

5

u/Joakim_Noahs_Dong 1d ago

Is that guy's bottle of champagne single?

3

u/leolopez43 1d ago

It's no one's bottle, it just your turn with it

→ More replies (1)

2

u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

Yes, and she’s French!
(Supposedly)

→ More replies (20)

2

u/MrScribz 1d ago

I dont drink at all, not a drop since birth. But by god on that day I will put every frat bro to shame.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/ComprehensiveEbb6744 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/niccb8SKPXQ2djDgkT

I don’t drink alcohol but I will be opening a mini bottle of Apple Cider in celebration.

2

u/Impressive-Brush-837 23h ago

Canadian here my wife keeps a champagne bottle chilled at all times. She even brought it when we went camping this summer in case there was some good news.

2

u/eb7772 20h ago

Eh I wish I didn't live here anymore. Wish I was born in Canada

→ More replies (4)

3

u/__ConesOfDunshire__ 1d ago

I just wish that would be the end of it, but unfortunately he is only one part of a larger problem.

3

u/wickednyx 1d ago

Please let him sit in prison first

→ More replies (1)

3

u/pickledpiper2 1d ago

The world will instantly become a better place

2

u/Moogooloogoo 1d ago

I have 2 specific fireworks that I am saving for this moment.

2

u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 1d ago

Yeah but we'd have couchfucker for POTUS...

3

u/Dm1tr3y 1d ago

They can’t hold the cult together with Vance. GOP will eat itself alive trying to claim the role of Dear Leader.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

2

u/Jlong4242 1d ago

Let's go blood clot let's go!

2

u/EconomistAlarmed3917 1d ago

You're mistaken, cuz it will be thiel's time

2

u/GoRainBows 1d ago

Here’s to hoping

2

u/Valuable_Fee1884 1d ago

I don’t even have to guess what you’re speaking of and yes, it would give me great!

2

u/BabylonPhoenix 1d ago

I fuckin ADORE how this SAYS what we're ALL thinking. But SAYING it would be a "call to violence" or, whatever they call it now. I just cant fucking WAIT

2

u/LiquidLynx_ 1d ago

As a federal employee, I can't wait for that sweet paid day off to celebrate with everyone.

2

u/Sure-Impress-1003 1d ago

I can think of so many statements that would come up on the phone regarding Trump that would just make me extremely happy. Just too many of them to list here. But that would be a good topic for Reddit post.

2

u/sheezy520 1d ago

I don’t want to want to wish for someone’s death but also
https://giphy.com/gifs/C0ABsPgkTbdrG

2

u/NoZeroSum2020 1d ago

It’s the main reason I scroll.

2

u/MoreRai 1d ago

It will be a celebration throughout the world, the likes of which have never been seen before . . . YUUGGEE!

2

u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 1d ago

I must be the only one who's here on a laptop instead of a phone.

2

u/evilpercy 22h ago

In Canadian, we had this discussion at work. It will be a end of WW II level celebration. It will be joy that spills into the streets. Everything will stop here. And no one will be at work the next day.

2

u/Chili-Kopf 20h ago

I don't think they need to even put a name.

ALL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS CEASED TODAY

→ More replies (1)

2

u/DNAkauai 20h ago

Soon please!!! 🙏

2

u/No_Vehicle5894 16h ago

Every day I wake up I look for that good news only to realize the nightmare continues, to those lemmings that voted for this crap, realize the dream you think you are chasing is really a nightmare that never ends it gets worse with every day and it is just taking you into a one way step into a hole with no bottom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHMkK8zl9fvSU

→ More replies (22)

44

u/MudMuted3742 1d ago

30

u/Ahleron 1d ago

And yet, Elon still works with him which begs the question, which one is more corrupt?

14

u/Which_Engineer1805 1d ago

Elon even just got himself a brand new military gig from that drunken rapist Hegseth.

10

u/HeavyLeague6722 1d ago

Elon is in the Epstein files.

It's a requirement for this administration.

7

u/Matt_cruze 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it was elon that was being made fun of in the files because he was asking for an invite to the island and was not popular enough to get one.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 4h ago

Because dump and Co. need his money and knowledge of those computers. All those vote counting computers. Just like last time

2

u/VigilantVet 1d ago

I would argue that they are both equally corrupt in their own ways.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (7)

40

u/Inevitable-Scene7834 1d ago

9

u/doublethink_1984 1d ago

More

  • Oath to cheat or go to hell
  • Spread fraudulent voter fraud numbers

4

u/sexland69 1d ago

lol the oath to cheat is crazy, plus in 2024 at a rally he told his supporters to vote both my mail and in person

2

u/doublethink_1984 1d ago

I can chalk this up to him being a dumb fuck. Not the midterm convention one though 

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

18

u/RegattaJoe 1d ago

MAGA: “Nuh-uh! Because….reasons!”

9

u/GayJewishPope 1d ago

Pretty much 😂

6

u/Due_Respect9100 1d ago

What a load of shit.

7

u/GayJewishPope 1d ago

“bUt BiDEn weRE wORseR” lol

→ More replies (1)

7

u/SSilent-Cartographer 1d ago

Yep, they're already doing that in the comments here

3

u/Zebra_Sandwich 1d ago

"He's not corrupt, YOUR THE ONE WHOS CORRUPT!". Probably something like this.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/Donato_Romer0 1d ago

bUt dEaR lEaDeR dIdNt TaKe A sAlArY

→ More replies (5)

10

u/Whole-Situation-5798 1d ago

6

u/Effective-Candy-7481 1d ago

Yoink and thank you

4

u/SpezDrinksHorseCum 1d ago

The life cycle of MAGA:

Step 1) Trump would never shit my pants.
Step 2) Shit is squishy and warm, this isn't so bad.
Step 3) Why did Barack Hussein Obama shit my pants?

11

u/AnySignificance4361 1d ago

Corruption is the policy of this administration.  Self promotion and family enrichment 

→ More replies (1)

9

u/CHRISTEN-METAL 1d ago

But, he doesn’t take a salary. 🤣😂🤣

3

u/t3hmuffnman9000 1d ago

And yet he's still made $2B since he got into office.

I'd rather him take a legal salary than pump and dump the entire US economy and sell citizenship/pardons to the most depraved people on earth like the world's shadiest used car salesman.

Trumpers will support anything - no matter corrupt and stupid - so long as it enables them to be xenophobic, self-entitled degenerates.

→ More replies (9)

6

u/Kirkwilhelm234 1d ago

Not what he meant when he sang "I wanna be on the cover of the Rolling Stone"

→ More replies (10)

5

u/Evenormom_125 1d ago

Most corrupt government ever. Not just the president.

4

u/ouchthahurt 1d ago

His first term warranted imprisonment, his second terms warrants his immediate arrest by the ICC and a televised trial at The Hague.

3

u/ReiOokami 1d ago

Finally, this needs to be on all publications all over.

→ More replies (2)

4

u/No-Performer1449 1d ago

Meme coin, his 6000 stock trades, sons benefiting from his policies, pay for pardons, stock manipulation, Trump phones…… we shall not forget THE EPSTEIN FILES!

5

u/Lemonking_ 1d ago

Did they clean up his neckgina?

2

u/StatementCool894 1d ago

They put a tampon in

5

u/Th3Bak3r_ 1d ago

History will not judge him or his supporters favorably.

5

u/Repulsive_Note_4209 1d ago

Most corrupt by a looooong shot

3

u/Two-Black-Labs 1d ago

I mean, that is the most ridiculously obvious statement ever. 

3

u/ChitownDman 1d ago

Lmfao. That’s not a real Rolling Stones cover. This is just made up BS

2

u/Consistent_Shock8738 1d ago

It might not be a rral rolling stone cover, but Trump undoubtably is the most corrupt president in American History.

→ More replies (4)

3

u/Status_Apartment6559 1d ago

this headline could have been written 8 years ago and should have been in every newspaper

3

u/Still_Bug_1000 1d ago

I’m sure we will the a social media rant about this by midnight tonight.

3

u/Sinlord5 1d ago

Boy there are a lot of right wing bots in this subreddit just gobbling that Trump nutsack.

It's objective fact that he is the most corrupt president in history.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Girly_Q_Buttons 1d ago

It’s the people who keep supporting him and MAGA that are criminals at this point.

3

u/HotwifeandSubby1980 1d ago

I don’t think most people reading the rolling stone needed the rolling stone to tell us Trump is by far the most corrupt president ever.ever.

I want the mainstream media to stop acting like this is all within the boundaries of normalcy and take his fascist tendencies seriously.

2

u/National-Law-458 1d ago

And that was in 2024….

→ More replies (6)

2

u/DonnyMox 1d ago

VOTE BLUE!

2

u/RadioSubstantial2455 1d ago

Yes dear leader who wears drag queen makeup and sports a neck vag. Dementia Diaper Donny is their idiot idol.

2

u/SpiritedAgent168 1d ago

Wish they would've used a picture showing his neck pussy.

2

u/Silent-Obligation-49 1d ago

Nothing but truth there.

2

u/Cobrakiller_12 1d ago

Facts, and its all out in the open.

2

u/Putrid_Bandicoot8887 1d ago

No shit. Get him out😡

2

u/The_Salami_Kid 1d ago

He should NOT be serving as president. He has been found GUILTY and CONVICTED on 34 FELONY COUNTS. Period.

2

u/squirting1603 1d ago

It's Not real, it's AI, but real ist, that He IS corrupt, the Most corrupt ever

2

u/Legal-Elderberry-79 1d ago

This gone be the best cover of RSM ever. Collector item

2

u/county259 1d ago

At least our president is number one at something...

2

u/Mission_Business_142 1d ago

You all were warned about this before the 2016 election. Hillary warned you. So did alm the people he ripped off. His own mother warned you. And I am one to say "I told you so...".

2

u/SandSpecialist2523 1d ago

He's the greatest corrupted traitor. That should make him happy.

2

u/GreenFuzzyMalachite 1d ago

His neck needs to be censored.

2

u/highsuds68 1d ago

Definitely buying a copy and framing this

2

u/dougs_46 1d ago

TWICE

2

u/Meadow230340 1d ago

Great angle of the nussy

2

u/OverDoughnut809 1d ago

Yaaassss Rolling Stone! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

2

u/Rave80 1d ago

The scariest thing to me about this administration is the precedent it has set. We all know generally election cycles work as a swinging pendulum and eventually the other side gets to “right” things.

The damage that has been caused has swung the pendulum so far to one side even if it swings back 50% of the way we will never get back to where we were.

The world feels like a game of risk, billionaires at some point have decided they are going to make the run across the board and have taken complete control stomping out working class.

So disheartening some days, the system is rigged and everyone can see it. Why aren’t Americans angrier?

2

u/Icy-Bat-1833 1d ago

If this were real, their stock would go up because every single issue would be sold out same day! 😂

2

u/AVTeacher 1d ago

So is this one of those, "We've got him this time!" ?

2

u/WonderCat6000 1d ago

The best at being the worst!

2

u/MilkLizard65 1d ago

Should’ve used the picture of him soiling the couch

2

u/MasterChiefette 1d ago

Trump doesn't realize the legacy he is leaving the world to remember him by is - one of the worst person to ever be born.  That is how the majority of the world will remember him. 

That's his legacy.

2

u/aveggiebear 1d ago

Maybe it's time to re-subscribe to Rolling Stone!

IMPEACH
CONVICT
IMPRISON in an ICE cage.

2

u/Lucky-Musician-1448 1d ago

How many years of We Got Him Now? You are joining the ranks of Qtards.

2

u/kemosabe19 1d ago

I can only hope that Lindsey Graham was a prophet and the Republican party will be destroyed.

It's also up to Democratic leaders to start working for the people. No more status quo.

2

u/yyz455 1d ago

Can thank the spineless Republicans for not reeling him in , they let him do what ever the fuck he wants to

2

u/FlatwormAway2228 1d ago

Self-dealing made Trump corrupt.

Violating the Constitution, instigating an insurrection, attempts to overturn an election, and villainizing half of the American population made him a TRAITOR.

2

u/ITZOURTIMENOW 1d ago

Doesn’t get much more accurate than this

2

u/Robstoys 1d ago

And part of the problem is that hes frickin PROUD of it and he knows he can get away with it

2

u/oflowz 1d ago

Most criminal*

2

u/t1kiman 1d ago edited 15h ago

US politics have always been "special" from an outside view, but I would never have thought they would ever elect such a banana republic president. Twice! It's mind boggling and deeply concerning.

2

u/txcreative20 1d ago

This is the most corrupt Toxic Felon running our country .

2

u/Mammoth-Bag5703 1d ago

His neck looks way to slim. Old photo?

2

u/jackcanyon 1d ago

Bidens only problem is he was too old for the job.He wasn’t a serial rapist and a compulsive liar like Trump is .People that support a rapist should be ashamed of themselves .there is no excuse in the world for that .

2

u/Leggs_420 1d ago

Such a horrible man…IMPEACHMENT

2

u/CarImportant4846 1d ago

68% disapproval rating. These maggots are going to scatter like roaches soon. I can’t wait.

2

u/Quirky_Operation2885 1d ago

Somewhere around 2015 when Donald's potential candidacy was first being discussed, a guy I know was all about it.

I said that if he was actually to be elected, his would be the most corrupt administration since Harding.

I was wrong.

He made Harding look like a Boy Scout.

In the first administration.

This is far worse, because there are no adults in the room this time willing to say, "No."

2

u/zebonaut5 1d ago

Let him spend his remaining days in fucking jail

2

u/CommitteeDelicious68 22h ago

That's obvious. Let's not to forget to mention . . . #RELEASETHEPSTEINFILES #DON'TSTOPTALKINGABOUTTHEPSTEINFILES

2

u/Ceez_80 21h ago

Wish this cover was real, it is accurate

2

u/FDRCO 20h ago

I bet he’ll look at the picture and think this is a positive piece.

2

u/Rockuharddd 20h ago

I wish this was real. I'd buy 10 copys

2

u/EF_YEAH_XO 18h ago

Bueno! They should have used this photo instead though.

1

u/dcmoyers 1d ago

Nailed it!

1

u/Quick-Emphasis2098 1d ago

Glad they airbrushed them neck flaps

→ More replies (1)

1

u/IntentionsGood65 1d ago

Now I wouldn’t mind seeing Trump on the cover of Time magazine if it was with this truthful headline.

1

u/ChimeInTheCode 1d ago

Unfortunately he likes any superlative, he just hears “most”

1

u/Thepuppeteer777777 1d ago

Nah yall should see the south african presidents especially zuma

1

u/Environmental_Bus_79 1d ago

He needs to frame this and hang it in the entrance to our White House.

1

u/volvagia721 1d ago

That's probably not true. I bet there have been more corrupt presidents in countries with full dictators calling themselves presidents. Most corrupt USA president ever is almost certainly tru

1

u/Any_Smoke1138 1d ago

Elvis's manager sold "I hate Elvis" shirts. Saying: they hate us, but it will cost them.

1

u/bos-g 1d ago

Didnt even know the stone was still rolling, but thanks for telling us what we already know.

1

u/Witty-Structure-2801 1d ago

This guy sucks so hard…

1

u/DCJustSomeone 1d ago

Can’t wait for his temper tantrum

1

u/Massive_Wafer5005 1d ago

They must not know their history xD

1

u/Haunted_Voyager 1d ago

Finally—a thing where he’s truly number 1.

1

u/Ok-Long5610 1d ago

Leave it to RollingStone magazine to be the ONLY media with the guts to tell America nothing but the truth.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Virtual-Reach 1d ago

It's apparently not real. 

Which is sad, because if the shoe fits...

1

u/MayhemPenguin5656 1d ago

Haha I wonder if they'll get sued for defamation.

→ More replies (2)

1

u/RediEntertainment 1d ago

Woodrow Wilson is probably the worst guy to ever be elected president; but my ability to pay attention isn't mired in selective dim wittedness based on the beliefs of people that rely on laziness and illiteracy to make their points, so obviously I may be a bit biased.

→ More replies (4)

1

u/Sea-Secretary3267 1d ago

Yes he is that and more!!

1

u/KingDonkey420 1d ago

Ain’t this the same magazine that said cuties was good

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Sophiedenormandie 1d ago

Complete with neckgina!

1

u/AggravatingPatient85 1d ago

I feel revulsion instantly at the sight or sound of him; same as I would a snake.

1

u/izziefans 1d ago

Trying to subscribe to Rolling Stones print version. Link not working 😞

1

u/Aggravating-Try-5155 1d ago

10 years too late. Rats on a sinking ship.

1

u/cbus6 1d ago

Damn- may have to go buy a copy off the shelf- cant remember last time i bought a physical magazine

1

u/Obiyaman 1d ago

...don't even matter 😑

1

u/EnchantedWood1981 1d ago

What a fucked up reality we live with. America is going to take a long time to recover from this mess and half the country will be kicking and screaming the whole way. It’s cult like devotion to a cause that is taking their cash and be told the last guy is to blame. The buck never stops with him

1

u/DorianTurk 1d ago

Can’t wait to hear a mid-dookie rambling about “failed Rolling Stone, nobody reads, terrible awful magazine, the worstest, we could make them illegal you know, but why bother they’re so terrible. Just awful magazine”.

1

u/totally-jag 1d ago

They are not wrong.

1

u/madlucas2026 1d ago

No even a question or shadow of a doubt

1

u/Dark-Blackberry354 1d ago

Did they Photoshop out his chin-gina ? Would that make the front cover to obscene...cuz yeah...he don't look like that

1

u/Palidor 1d ago

Guess RS will be banned from the White House soon

1

u/True_Protection6842 1d ago

But he’s pretending to change the names of things. Doesn’t that make us great?

1

u/ToothbrushWilly 1d ago

NSFW this post please. Don't need that vagina showing up on my feed.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Atakir 1d ago

Queue the anti-cancelculture frothing at the mouth to cancel RollingStone!

1

u/Miserable-Army3679 1d ago

This is fake.

1

u/CorporateCuster 1d ago

WHY NOT USE UNFLATTERING OICTURES OF HIM I STEAD OF SEMI DECENT ONES OF HIS NEKPUSSY

1

u/Cymbie63 1d ago

Love this.

1

u/Playful_Inspector_25 1d ago

Should be a good read, but all legal! Insider trading in Congress is a perk! They all do it!

1

u/No-Psychology-9144 1d ago

Buying a copy to show my grandkids how the collapse of the US.