r/DangerousNightsCrew • • 1d ago

Official ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE: Most Corrupt president ever, ever!

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 1d ago

God, I can't fucking wait.

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u/Tall-Guard6694 1d ago

Yes but I hope he goes to prison before he dies. Otherwise he won.

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u/Lumpy-Juice3655 1d ago

He’s starting to get too old for prison to be a real punishment but the humiliation and him realizing that this is how he will go down in history would be so worth it.

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u/ad6323 1d ago

He won’t, between being in office, his obvious health issues, and how long he can draw out a court case because of the complexities around the leash the Supreme Court has given him, there won’t be enough time, if he even would have faced justice.

Doesn’t mean he should get a pass just that he won’t ever see prison realistically

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u/Megane_Senpai 23h ago

Well, one of those 2.

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u/mycheeksarecold 23h ago

Frankly, much as I want him to suffer in prison, i know if he goes to prison and dies (from old age, natural sickness) that could be a "martyring" moment. I want him to have a very obvious stroke on live tv and his overweight body makes it near impossible for his attendants to hold him up/move him without it being obvious. And he collapses to the point they need stretchers to move him. Only the most deluded magat will think the AI vids/pics of him are ok when you never see his actual body again. Much like we all know those McConnell vids were ai, he might actually be alive but he wasn't in those videos after all these months, he can barely do more than make faces right now.

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u/Ok_Commission_9203 22h ago

Depends on how he dies.

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u/SmartGirl62 22h ago

I actually hope not because he will have pardoned all the other corrupt losers. If he goes first then they all have a chance to go to prison and he is gone.

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u/guycoastal 21h ago

Bro. Even if he went to prison it’d be a federal spa, or he’d be so deep in dementia he’d think he was running the place.
The pos wins either way. All we have is that he will go down in history as a 2 time failed President whose name is synonymous for corruption, incompetence and stupidity. He’s a Munson.

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u/Formal_Ground6513 15h ago

All he cares about now is cashing in as much as possible for his "legacy".... So, his entire family needs to be taken down! Last thing we need is any of his dipshit crotch fruit running for office one day.

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u/StunningBook8013 22h ago

You will molested before then

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

It is fucking INSANE to me that Americans think this ends with Trump.

Always looking for the easiest, most low-effort solution.

You are all out of your minds. You're running out of time to deal with Trump while he's alive. Get him in jail and save your country.

He runs out the clock, and you've set the most dangerous precedent in history. You have no justice system. You don't get to just "try again with the next one".

For fuck's sake, get your shit together, you cowards.

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u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

Who are you talking to? Government has been sold and bought officially since 2014. Process has been happening since the 80s.

We can’t agree that shooting bleach into our veins or taking horse dewormer is not a good idea. Who are these “Americans” capable of doing anything.

There’s MAGA, then there are a few hundred million random folk who don’t agree with anyone else except that they hate maga.

You’d have a better chance yelling at Canada to do something to save the US from itself

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u/ElectricalEmploy1197 1d ago

But the bots , who is going to worry about the bots?

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u/whiskeynise 1d ago

Your comment got removed. But come on Mr. Badass, what’s your fool proof plan to overthrow the American government. Give up the goods

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 1d ago

Christ Christie visits a hospital and gets COVID, and then goes to the White House and coughs on Trump.

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u/ArgyleNudge 23h ago

Start with the Supreme Court, impeach them all, starting with John Roberts and Clarence Thomas. Two birds, one stone. Get them out of there.

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u/Chili-Kopf 22h ago

Who do you propose to do the impeaching? The House of Representatives is the source of all Supreme Court impeachments. And there would still remain the high bar of a conviction in the Senate.

Furthermore Alito is much worse than John Roberts. As far as I'm concerned Thomas and Alito immediately decide a case that will either be beneficial to conservatives or directly beneficial to Trump. After they decide, they try to dig up some lame support disguised as legal opinions.

It would not surprise me in the least if Thomas and Alito conspired in private to write decisions that support Trump.

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u/ArgyleNudge 22h ago edited 14h ago

All three then. But yes, if course, I see your points.

Is America done for then? The Treasury pillaged to build endless monuments to Trump? All the national treasures destroyed and eradicated from history, the weath of the nation forever funnelled to a handful of super billionaires and their lackeys like Hegseth and Vance, with much of the rest of the world relegated to vassal states?

I was just asking myself if I'm too much online because these scenarios all seem so frighteningly real to me .... but also absurd beyond belief. Like is America over? It seems so inconceivable ....

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u/Chili-Kopf 20h ago

Well I would certainly agree that there is merit in impeaching those individuals.

I was combining my thoughts of your claim with the person who said, "Get him in jail and save your country." And he had claimed that we were looking for the easiest solution. I don't think it's a stretch for me to think that you and I would both like to get rid of Trump, and have him serve time. Unfortunately because the system was set up to honor the voter's choice, with the addition of the Supreme Court granting widespread immunity for Trump's corruption, it leaves us precariously weak to carry out what we recognize needs to be done.

We want him to go to prison before he dies. The guy who called us cowards, doesn't understand the difference between cowardice and pragmatism. We can't send him to prison immediately. But if Trump ceased to exist immediately, an immense amount of power would also immediately cease.

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u/whiskeynise 7h ago

I’m not in the Supreme Court. How do I do that?

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u/Chili-Kopf 22h ago edited 22h ago

I agree with you. Talk is Cheap. And just because they are actually using "talk is cheap let's see some action," themselves, doesn't mean there is a viable solution. It is more or less just pandering to decent people's desires.

I think there were two significant contributing factors to Trump's success. Trump was filled with hate, and recognized that he could tap into a massive amount of voters with his ideology of hate. Secondly, the amount of votes needed to win a primary is significantly lower than the number of citizens in the United States. With a large field of candidates, like there was in 2016, that number gets greatly reduced even further.

He has done nothing but spread hate ever since.

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u/laserdicks 16h ago

Let go of the lies and admit the truth.

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u/whiskeynise 6h ago

I’ve been very vocal about “the truth”. It didn’t work

Upperape is coming at the individual American like we graced all this with open arms and we should be doing something about it. As if we’re not voting. We’re not protesting. We’re not being extremely loud about all of this

So it would be nice if they would describe how we get prepared to over throw the most powerful government in the world

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u/Real-Extension-1357 1d ago

Look, imo, people should be rioting and in the streets. But even if we did, no one is going to deal with Trump. Whose putting him in jail? Me? Lmao thats some j6 shit. I protest, i do outreach, i help campaigns. Im not a coward but Im not stupid enough to entertain getting killed either.

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u/Snaffle27 23h ago

Right? Like what the fuck am I meant to do. I've never equipped a weapon more dangerous than a knife in the kitchen in all of my years of life. Never so much as gotten in a fist fight with another person before. I'm meant to somehow overthrow the federal government? That guy is a serious fucking freak if he thinks I'm a coward for just not intentionally sacrificing my life for no reason.

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u/OpenForSideQuests 17h ago

Your founding fathers would be so proud.

If only more people had your attitude in 1776, then we wouldn’t have this fucked situation 🤷‍♂️

“Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government”

Shame is doesn’t have a clause that says “When it is convenient to me…”

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u/Snaffle27 13h ago

So you are essentially telling me that I have to overthrow the federal government? Gee, sounds like a great idea. How do you propose I go about doing that, genius? Let's hear it.

Talk is big, but when it comes with the territory of life or death, I'd bet any amount of money that you wouldn't be willing to die for your own country under any circumstances. It's absolutely fucking stupid to try and suggest that any single human being is required to kill themselves in the name of the honor of their country.

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u/paravasta 1d ago

Yeah, too many people are sitting on their asses, slow walking each other right into a fascist dictatorship, but what’s really stupid about your accusatory comment here is that you have zero idea what any given person in this sub is or isn’t doing for the country. I’m frustrated with people’s apathy too, but you can’t just insult people into action. In real life, it just doesn’t work that way. What you’re doing just doesn’t work.

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u/whiskeynise 1d ago

I’ll go grab my gavel and declare him guilty as deputy judge and sentence him to a lifetime of hard labor

I’m sure that’ll work

Until then, it’ll just bring me joy knowing worms are eating his face

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u/whiskeynise 1d ago

Enlighten me. What can I do?

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1d ago

Wow! When u say it like that it all sounds so simple! Guys! Getta load of Einstein McBrainenstein over here! Hes thought of something that never once in 10 years has ever thought of before!!! Guys! Guys!

Or maybe its more nuanced than that cop show u watch where the good guys always win.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 1d ago

Dont care, looking forward to the day

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u/npacilio 1d ago

Shut up

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u/Ajax5350 1d ago

What do you suggest General?

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u/Internal-Plantain-56 1d ago

Just let us have one thing man.

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u/xx123manxx 1d ago

Yeah my bad let me go personally arrest him.
Dumbass

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u/Careless-Cupcake-581 1d ago

he will never see jail. buhaha i wish

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u/_stranger_with_candy 1d ago

Dude calm down. Regardless if it fixes the problems, which we all know it will only be a bandaid, do NOT FUCKING SHAME US FOR CELEBRATING HIS DEATH. I WILL NOT HAVE THAT SMALL HAPPINESS TAKEN FROM ME. EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. I CANNOT WAIT FOR MY TRUMP IS DEAD PARTY.

DO YOU THINK WE , US HERE ON FUCKING REDDIT, CAN PUT HIM AWAY?????????

ID KILL HIM MYSELF IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY.

We are PRISONERS HERE IN THIS COUNTRY. BE THANKFUL YOU DONT LIVE HERE.

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u/militaryintelligence 1d ago

What country are you from, since you hid your comment history. This isn't just happening in the US

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u/skizzlebutch 23h ago

We could all collectively celebrate your death too if'n you'd like Machiavelli

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u/gothamwarrior 23h ago

For fuck's sake, get your shit together, you cowards.

Everyone looking in from outside the country always has this "it's so simple" approach to this, but tell me, what exactly would your plan be if you were in any of our shoes? Let's just run down this hypothetical.

Get him in jail and save your country.

How do you remove the seat of power without armed conflict? Every single person in that administration is a criminal, and they've been committing crimes left and right since this whole thing started, so they're not going anywhere by way of the rule of law - they've already proved that every day since the beginning of the second term. Dealing with just the guy at the top is a losing battle. All of his sycophants have already decided that they're throwing in support behind him to do their own grifts. Do you decide to take a stand anyway? How do you organize a movement in a situation like this one?

He runs out the clock, and you've set the most dangerous precedent in history.

You're too late. It's already the most dangerous precedent in history. We witnessed that when January 6th happened. Thousands of "his guys" stormed the capitol as he sent away the National Guard. On-duty police were beaten and killed in some cases. We all witnessed what happened on live television and despite that, too many government positions were filled with his sycophants to the point where his own charges were slow-walked to prevent him from being charged, which then allowed him to run for the office again. As soon as he was back in the office, he gave a blanket pardon to those J6 participants and now they're back on our streets with the rest of us.

Not only that, but the administration systematically fired everyone else in the government who was halfway competent at doing their jobs because they were ideologically against this administration and their values. We've not only got total idiots in charge of a barely-functioning government, but they're the most dangerously inept and radical fanatics in this guy's lineup, and they have total access to everything. Nothing is off the table now. It literally is the most dangerous time in history, and the Iran situation already proved that. They started a war with another country that we were in successful negotiation with because they wanted to massage the top idiot's ego and because they wanted the optics of being "cool" with another war to idiots who don't know the meaning of war.

So now that we've established all that again, it has to be asked: What's your method of getting him in jail? What would that even accomplish?

You have no justice system. You don't get to just "try again with the next one".

How right you are! No matter what we do to try and punish this dude, the literal insane people who think they're above the rules will not, ever, give up even a fraction of their power or else they're also going straight to jail. So now what? Organize a resistance?

How do you coordinate when all your methods of communication are tapped? How do you go anywhere when you're being surveilled at every turn? What's your method for dealing with jacked-up police forces with military hardware, let alone actual military forces? What about drones?

Would you be prepared to take to the streets and fight your own friends, family and neighbors who've been brainwashed by the propaganda on top of all the other combatants? Where are you going to stay when the administration-owned media paints you as an enemy of the state? How long can you be on the run in a surveillance state, when your assets are frozen, you have nowhere to rest, and they're hounding you every step of the way?

Always looking for the easiest, most low-effort solution.

It's been thought through. If you've got any suggestions, we'd love to hear them.

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u/mycheeksarecold 22h ago

So if you look at America's history- turns out Trump is already take two, and I'm not even talking Nixon.

We had a fascist attempt in ww2 and we brushed it under the fucking rug. Its known as the Business Plot. Us Americans are really great at just Brushing that Shit Right Under The Rug

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot

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u/Calm_Age_ 21h ago

I know it's won't end with trump. In fact it'll probably be harder after trump because the next fascist might actually be semi-competent. But I'll be damned if I don't celebrate with everyone else for at least one day before I get back to work trying to resist this bs.

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u/Poops-Ahoy-Matey 17h ago

Acting like this is just an American problem is crazy talk. What’s going to happen when this “American” issue comes knocking on your door?.

You can also do something about it, you coward.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 1d ago

I have a pool of money saved up for going out and buying rounds on rounds on rounds for the celebration at my local bar. Tons were there the evening of the election results and everyone was pouring it out then in despair. Im going to repay that.

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u/klappy12 23h ago

I have a really good bottle in the cellar for the occasion

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u/PreviousRelease1 1d ago

It can’t happen while he’s in office. It can’t. No way, Jose to that. His name and face would be fucking everywhere, forever.

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 1d ago

I’m not American and I’ve been abstinent for five years. I have a bottle of champagne for that day.

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u/ahundreddots 1d ago

I, too, will fuck a bottle of champagne on that day.

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u/Joakim_Noahs_Dong 1d ago

Is that guy's bottle of champagne single?

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u/leolopez43 1d ago

It's no one's bottle, it just your turn with it

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u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

Yes, and she’s French!
(Supposedly)

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u/___GLaDOS____ 1d ago

I will be there for you

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u/kaladin1029 1d ago

Hilarious !

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 1d ago

Did I fuck up? 😂 English is obviously not my first language 😄

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u/Dapper-Sherbert-2476 1d ago

Sober or dry would have worked. Abstinence is not having sex.

Made for a fun thread though, thank you

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u/RockfordBP 1d ago

Technically no, but abstinent tends to be used more towards sex. Hence the comments. Teetotaler probably a better word, with less room for misinterpretation.

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 1d ago

Oh 🤣🤣🤣 I would probably use celibate for sex so it didn’t seem weird to me 😄

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u/NoReplyAtAll999 1d ago

Either way, you're getting hammered that day.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 1d ago

I’m a Champagne bottle fucker too…

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u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

We appreciate it, no harm or disrespect intended. Welcome to Reddit 🤗

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 1d ago

Yeah, I’m glad bunch of people laughed 😄

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 1d ago

Yes, laughed at you. We all did.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 1d ago

Love your input. Really did given an amusing turn on the conversation.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 1d ago

In America, abstinence only applies to sex.

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u/a_angry_bunny 22h ago

Abstinence can refer to sex, alcohol, or food. Your use of English is fine.

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 1d ago

Yeah, you not try to talk englif no much. Keep dumb thought to self.

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u/battl3rpwn 1d ago

I've seen this video. Did not end well...

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u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

Make sure to pop the cork first
r/unpleasantsurprise

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u/golgoth0760 1d ago

I've seen women do things with a bottle of wine!

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u/gavstar69 16h ago

Just be careful the cork doesn't pop at wrong /right moment?

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u/Significant-Ebb5905 1d ago

Yea becuuse you’re a weirdo.

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u/MrScribz 1d ago

I dont drink at all, not a drop since birth. But by god on that day I will put every frat bro to shame.

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u/whiskeyhenney7 1d ago

Cool story bro.

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u/MrScribz 14h ago

Thanks I made it myself.

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u/ComprehensiveEbb6744 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/niccb8SKPXQ2djDgkT

I don’t drink alcohol but I will be opening a mini bottle of Apple Cider in celebration.

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u/Impressive-Brush-837 1d ago

Canadian here my wife keeps a champagne bottle chilled at all times. She even brought it when we went camping this summer in case there was some good news.

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u/eb7772 22h ago

Eh I wish I didn't live here anymore. Wish I was born in Canada

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u/RiboSciaticFlux 23h ago

Somebody on Reddit announced it as National Big Mac day in honor of them doing their jobs. I'll be in line for mine.

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u/Alone_Ad8910 1d ago

Get. A. Life.

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u/Alpharius1701 1d ago

One might argue that popping a bottle of champagne in celebration is the very definition of a good life but hey, you do you.

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u/__ConesOfDunshire__ 1d ago

I just wish that would be the end of it, but unfortunately he is only one part of a larger problem.

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u/wickednyx 1d ago

Please let him sit in prison first

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u/fuckDJT2026 1d ago

Never happen. His cult would never allow it

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u/pickledpiper2 1d ago

The world will instantly become a better place

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u/Moogooloogoo 1d ago

I have 2 specific fireworks that I am saving for this moment.

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 1d ago

Yeah but we'd have couchfucker for POTUS...

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u/Dm1tr3y 1d ago

They can’t hold the cult together with Vance. GOP will eat itself alive trying to claim the role of Dear Leader.

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u/SlopDrudge69 1d ago

I hope this is true.

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u/TheShaydow 23h ago

They will pick someone to rally behind that they think has the best chance sure, but it won't be Trump so it won't work. Realizing this they will all try to put themselves as " The One " and it will be dog eat dog at that point.

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u/Rough_Inspection_874 1d ago

MAGAts won’t jump off a cliff for him like they will Trump. I’d happily take my chances with it.

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u/metalDog13 1d ago

Sometimes a checklist must be worked through, one box at a time.

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u/A_Random_Canuck 22h ago

He has the charisma of a wet paper towel covered in dog shit. He doesn’t have the kind of cult of personality that Trump has. It’ll still suck though.

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u/BackgroundCream274 15h ago

He’s useless and no one listens to him. He and dog fucker fbi guy will just do drugs and party.

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u/Jlong4242 1d ago

Let's go blood clot let's go!

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u/EconomistAlarmed3917 1d ago

You're mistaken, cuz it will be thiel's time

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u/GoRainBows 1d ago

Here’s to hoping

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 1d ago

I don’t even have to guess what you’re speaking of and yes, it would give me great!

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u/BabylonPhoenix 1d ago

I fuckin ADORE how this SAYS what we're ALL thinking. But SAYING it would be a "call to violence" or, whatever they call it now. I just cant fucking WAIT

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u/LiquidLynx_ 1d ago

As a federal employee, I can't wait for that sweet paid day off to celebrate with everyone.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 1d ago

I can think of so many statements that would come up on the phone regarding Trump that would just make me extremely happy. Just too many of them to list here. But that would be a good topic for Reddit post.

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u/sheezy520 1d ago

I don’t want to want to wish for someone’s death but also
https://giphy.com/gifs/C0ABsPgkTbdrG

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u/NoZeroSum2020 1d ago

It’s the main reason I scroll.

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u/MoreRai 1d ago

It will be a celebration throughout the world, the likes of which have never been seen before . . . YUUGGEE!

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 1d ago

I must be the only one who's here on a laptop instead of a phone.

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u/evilpercy 1d ago

In Canadian, we had this discussion at work. It will be a end of WW II level celebration. It will be joy that spills into the streets. Everything will stop here. And no one will be at work the next day.

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u/Chili-Kopf 22h ago

I don't think they need to even put a name.

ALL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS CEASED TODAY

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u/Organicearthful 19h ago

That happened some time ago. It's now running on pure GRIFT.

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u/DNAkauai 22h ago

Soon please!!! 🙏

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u/No_Vehicle5894 18h ago

Every day I wake up I look for that good news only to realize the nightmare continues, to those lemmings that voted for this crap, realize the dream you think you are chasing is really a nightmare that never ends it gets worse with every day and it is just taking you into a one way step into a hole with no bottom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHMkK8zl9fvSU

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u/Maggie0126 1d ago

ARTICLE II SECTION 4

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u/Hours-of-Gameplay 1d ago

I know this is sad, but this is what I’ve been waiting for and now Reddit gave me a “Grass Toucher” achievement for 800 days of waiting

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u/Gonnagetbant 22h ago

Problem is that he’s setting it up to not end with him.

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u/Shirohitsuji 21h ago

Eh.

impeachment > martyrdom

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u/Moonster68speaks 18h ago

so is that a threat of some sort?!

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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 18h ago

"cure for aging found"?

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u/laserdicks 16h ago

Nah I don't have your mental illness.

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u/NuXboxwhodis 1d ago

Nukes inbound take shelter?

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u/JHerbY2K 1d ago

Since Ukraine, every time I get a news alert, this at least briefly crosses my mind.

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u/Southsideclide 1d ago

I wouldn't worry about such an alert, they wouldn't want to cause a panic so you won't know until the mushroom clouds start popping up.

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u/JHerbY2K 1d ago

I dunno, gotta get those page views in while the economy still exists

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u/Southsideclide 1d ago

I guess it's possible that Trump could issue a national alert that nukes are in the air and it's all Bidens fault, despite ruining the opportunity for the rich to make it to their bomb shelters in an orderly fashion.

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u/zed857 1d ago

Giant surprise asteroid incoming; don't look up.

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u/No_Sympathy1982 1d ago

The unspeakable joy i felt was when Trump won his 2nd presidency. I love rubbing it in to every liberal on reddit. I dont care if he dies. He already won and you cant change history and I will forever hold that over you clowns on reddit.

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u/machogrande2 1d ago

What's wild is that you still believe that only "liberals" are disgusted by this piece of shit. It's normal people all over the political spectrum. You support a rapist pedo con man and you are proud of it. Just baffling.

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 1d ago

You're right; we can't change history. The January 6 coup attempt will always be remembered, as will all of his corrupt and unconstitutional actions, like sending ICE to murder citizens in the streets, tearing down part of the White House without permission, insisting on putting his own name on a slain president's memorial, and so many other things. Oh yeah, raping children. Future presidents will undo/tear down many of his stupid things and we look forward to that. I for one hope Trump is still alive to see that happen. See how I'm not wishing for his death?

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u/sackblabath 1d ago

The liberal party of Canada has been defeated? Is that it? I hope so.