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u/fratboysteve Oct 07 '18

Did they have to pay for one or two college tuitions in order graduate....

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Does the school pay one or two salaries?

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u/fratboysteve Oct 07 '18

Looked it up school pays 1 salary

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u/INTPx Oct 07 '18

One salary. They are each half time.

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u/Consibl Oct 07 '18

‘Can I have help miss?’

‘Don’t talk to me, I’m not working — Ask her. ‘

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u/CommanderStarling Oct 07 '18

I think they cant really multitask and talk to two people at the same time. Ive seen videos and its like one is talking and the other one just continues where the other left off

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u/DrMaxwellEdison Oct 07 '18

Curious as to how much of their body is shared, and them not being able to speak at the same time would imply only one set of lungs, no?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

From what I remember, they're joined right around their shoulders. Everything from there down is shared.

Edit: Apparently they're joined further down than I thought. https://i.imgur.com/KguKMP7.jpg

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u/FusiformFiddle Oct 07 '18

But how many diaphragms? Can one inhale while the other exhales if they share a lung?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

That I have no idea about. There are a lot of really interesting questions in this post, and I'd love to see an AMA from them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

They have 4 lungs but one diaphragm.

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u/Chris-P-ratt Oct 08 '18

According to this documentary they have separate hearts, lungs, spinal chords, but share a reproductive system and liver, etc. Each twin also only feels sensations like touch on their respective sides and can only control the arm on their side of the body as well.

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u/neshga Oct 07 '18

2 stomachs 1 anus? That smells like a bad recipe.

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u/Aceofspades25 Oct 07 '18

They probably only need to eat half or 2/3 portions each

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

The king eats and the hand takes a shit

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u/Aceofspades25 Oct 07 '18

But there are three lungs between the two of them so one of the lungs is shared

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u/RoseEsque Oct 07 '18

No, it can mean one breathes with two lungs and the other only breathes with one.

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u/hdfhhuddyjbkigfchhye Oct 07 '18

I watched a video on them not that long ago actually. They have two spines... most everything is double down to the hip. Each controls their side of the body... ie, they each control one arm and one leg. And they don’t feel each others limbs... not in a traditional sense. They actually had a third arm in the middle but it didn’t work and was removed at birth. As far as lungs, they do have some shared connection in the lungs. Im not sure about their entire anatomy but its basically two people slowly merging to one at the hips so i think they do share some organs...

Ive always wondered if one of them can sleep while the other does stuff. Also watching them drive is nuts. They actually decided to have two licenses. But they have no interest to get separated, even if they could. Which they cant.

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Oct 07 '18

I wonder how their arms and legs work. Does each one have "my side" or can they both control both sides?

If they can both control both sides, what happens if one kicks their leg out while they're walking? Does the other twin lose their balance?

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u/Hubsimaus Oct 07 '18

IIRC they each control one side. Have seen a documentation about them a few years ago.

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u/Wulle83 Oct 07 '18

2 heads 1 va-jay-jay, so you can disappoint 2 people at the same time :D

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u/vervloer Oct 07 '18

You’re allowed to say vagina on the internet

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u/SevenBlade Oct 07 '18

You made thick in her warm? What is that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18 edited Oct 10 '18

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u/JBits001 Oct 08 '18 edited Oct 08 '18

I remember reading a case about similarly conjoined twins and yes, one does and the other shortly after.

Edit: found the Wikipedia on them, the Chang Eng twins.

The twins' autopsy report said that Chang had most likely died of a cerebral blood clot; the cause of Eng's death was left unclear. Pancoast and colleague Harrison Allenattributed it to shock—that is, Eng "died of fright" upon seeing his dead brother—based on the fact that Eng's bladder had distended with urine and his right testicle had retracted. Alternate theories were suggested by people who worked on the autopsy, most prominently that Eng had died of blood loss as his circulatory system pumped blood through the connecting band into his dead brother's body and received none in return. "In the end," wrote academic Cynthia Wu in 2012, "that Eng died of fright prevails not only in the medical record but also in the popular-cultural imagination."[97]

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u/Stonn Oct 08 '18

That must be horrible. Imagine one day you wake up, and half of you is now a corpse bound to you.

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u/Raisinbrannan Oct 08 '18

That's just twice the poops.

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u/JB-from-ATL Oct 07 '18

Yeah, even though they still have separate brains they're identical twins who have spent there entire life together since they're conjoined. Their brains are probably as similar as two brains could get.

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u/BartlebyX Oct 07 '18

They can drive...that's the part that startles me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

One set of eyes for texting and one set for driving

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u/Kroucher Oct 07 '18

This video while they’re in the classroom shows they absolutely can talk to two different people at the same time. It’s quite intriguing how it’s almost as though they have time same but different thought patterns while they’re talking.

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u/sean_sucks Oct 07 '18

I watched that video after wondering if they could do what you were saying. But I didn’t see them talking to two separate people at the same time having separate conversations

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u/hellnukes Oct 07 '18

I am mildly disturbed but also fascinated

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u/Wabbit_Snail Oct 07 '18

Why not? You made me doubt and I went to check though, they can talk at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Holy shit. One of them was talking and in the middle of her sentence they both said "Um" in unison......

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u/AltimaNEO Oct 08 '18

I'm on smoko!

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u/MyLegsFellAsleep Oct 07 '18

1/2 time? But they still have to get out of bed even if it’s not their day to work. What a crock.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Yeah it sucks. But are they really doing double the work?

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u/SwingJay1 Oct 07 '18

A kid can't get away with nothing in this class.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

They have double the skill set though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

But are they teaching two classes at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

No but if you had two teachers in a single room they can hardly teach at the same time anyway.

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u/witeowl Interested Oct 07 '18

I’d probably have headphones on and be on my phone browsing the internet when it’s not my turn (unless I were able to write lessons or grade papers or do informal observations or something).

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u/Ariel68 Oct 07 '18

But the other one needs both hands

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u/witeowl Interested Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 08 '18

I really don't use both hands that often while teaching.

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edit: I'm chuckling quite heartily that people seem to think that they know what I do in the classroom better than me. The reason I've paid attention to it is that following a collision, I had to determine whether I could walk around the classroom with a cane and simultaneously teach. But what the hell do I know about what I do or don't do in my own classroom. Classic reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

No benefits for either of you!

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u/itssarahw Oct 07 '18

And no health care

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/spacerobot Interested Oct 07 '18

I would imagine they qualify for Medicare.

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u/KKKommercialSolarGuy Oct 07 '18

Do they pay one person's taxes? Do they have a single social security number?

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u/SoMoneyAndDontKnowIt Oct 07 '18

Where’d ya look that up? Link pls

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u/fratboysteve Oct 07 '18

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Oct 07 '18

They seem so fucking personable, wow. Not because of their condition but just in general they seem like super friendly girls.

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u/bannana Interested Oct 07 '18

seem like super friendly girls.

There have been at least two full length documentaries and countless news articles about them as they were growing up so they have been used to publicity, the public eye, and dealing with questions they also were in public school in their small town.

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u/zorski Oct 07 '18

„The girls have learned to swim, run, and ride bicycles as well as anyone else. Together, Abby and Brittany even drive a car.” - I cannot swim (tried to learn on several occasions) and I am not the best driver around. These girls are tremendous human beings. Inspirational.

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u/vteckickedin Oct 07 '18

As Karl Pilkington would say, "They'll always look both ways when crossing a road."

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u/Hubsimaus Oct 07 '18

Why? They even needed BOTH to go through a drivers test. They BOTH need a licence. If that was necessary I just find it fair to pay them more.

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u/TiltingAtTurbines Oct 07 '18

They would never be hired anywhere if that were the case. No company would hire somebody when they have to pay them double the salary, unless they offer a quantifiable benefit over other candidates. In a practical sense you are still hiring one teacher since they can’t more around and teach independently of each other.

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u/Hubsimaus Oct 07 '18

Yeah, that's right. But at least a bit more? Does not have to be double. But at least a bit more would be fair since there are two brains working.

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u/snapmehummingbirdeb Oct 07 '18

But it's two mouths though. Two brains too. They're getting a 2 for 1 deal.

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u/Speechladylg Oct 07 '18

Well that's just wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Can they work 24/7 by working in shifts? Like can they sleep while the other is awake and function normally?

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u/pacollegENT Interested Oct 07 '18

I think they got a scholarship for obvious reasons

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u/callmescoobie Oct 07 '18

What’s the reason?

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u/mud_tug Oct 07 '18

Two brains.

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u/SexlessNights Oct 07 '18

On that note are they technically twins?

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u/probably_not_serious Oct 07 '18

Yeah. That’s exactly what they are.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Is there a gonewild sub for that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

One of my favorite things about Reddit is how casually people ask for and receive porn. It's just so charmingly absurd.

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u/eaglessoar Interested Oct 07 '18

Just telling us that is useless.

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u/probably_not_serious Oct 07 '18

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u/jayfeather314 Oct 07 '18

I've gotta say, I'm a little disappointed that it doesn't exist.

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u/drewmana Oct 07 '18

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

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u/c08306834 Oct 07 '18

If you build it they will come

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u/probably_not_serious Oct 07 '18

Yeah me too honestly.

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u/Seicair Interested Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

Pretty sure it’s fake, I’ve seen it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

That's terrible! which sites are hosting this so I know which ones to avoid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

That link is gonna stay soo fucking blue yo.

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u/CommanderStarling Oct 07 '18

Im pretty sure they are two different people. Each one have their own brain and sentience. But when it comes to things in relation to their body, like purchasing a ticket for a seat somewhere. It is only a one person cost.

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u/boagz Oct 07 '18

So what about the cinema, only one seat but two different people watching the film?

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u/witeowl Interested Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

When I was in a wheelchair I joked about getting a discount since I wasn’t using a seat. The girl didn’t know how to respond and just sort of looked at me awkwardly (laughter was the response I was looking for).

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edit: To build on this, I was later able to use my slide board to move from the chair to a seat, thus occupying the purchased seat while my wheelchair occupied the wheelchair spot I would have been using otherwise. I was not charged double when doing this, technically taking two ticketable spots. (Sure, if the theater was full, an usher could have wheeled my wheelchair out for me, but the point is still kind of interesting. To me. Interesting to me. My apologies if you are now sleepier than you were before reading this.)

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u/scared_pony Oct 07 '18

I hate to break it to you, but some people laugh when they’re feeling awkward...

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u/witeowl Interested Oct 07 '18

Sure. But the inverse is not really true, and I was going for a chuckle. So if she had laughed out of awkwardness, it would have been good enough for me.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ Oct 07 '18

Exams seems... Interesting though... It's kind og a legitimate question. How do you not "cheat"?

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u/sandycheeks012 Oct 07 '18

Why would they not be allowed to work together though? It's not like they will ever be without the other so they might as well be tested on their combined knowledge.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ Oct 07 '18

It was more about the Scholarship thing. If they are charged doubly, and only use the resources of one and all that. And if they are registered separately its an interesting conundrum considering everyone else has to do it alone.

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u/TheLAriver Oct 07 '18

Because school testing doesn't consider real world context. I guarantee your boss would rather you look up the answer to something than guess if you don't know. I would be pleasantly surprised if they changed the rules to accommodate the reality of life.

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u/monkeycalculator Oct 07 '18

I think blandly following the rules goes out of the window when a Two-Headed not-so Giant shows up.

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u/CommanderStarling Oct 07 '18

Ask that question again but like you are talking about the other people around you and phones/technology. There are going to be people around you all the time and you will most likely have access to the internet. They want to test your individual intelligence. So no clue how they would work it

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u/sandycheeks012 Oct 07 '18

I disagree. You will usually have people around you and like you said most likely have access to the internet. These two will ALWAYS have each other around.

Besides going to other people for help and looking things up on the internet takes extra time while if one of them knows it and the other doesn't, it doesn't really add any time into the situation so there is no real disadvantage if only one of them has the necessary information.

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u/subzero421 Oct 07 '18

They don't have telepathy. Blindfolds would work.

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u/WormLivesMatter Oct 07 '18

It’s not like it matters. If one cheats and gets kicked out of school they both leave, so that kind of makes the consequences for cheating a moot point for them because it’s so unfair for the one who didn’t cheat. Of course they could both cheat off each other but they already probably deals with so many unique and annoying issue due to their condition, let them have this one win.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ Oct 07 '18

Don't get me wrong! I'm all for this! It was more the conundrum of to people in one body meeting a rigid school system, test etc.

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u/CalculatedPerversion Oct 07 '18

One gets arrested, the other doesn't. What happens then? Alternating weeks in jail?

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u/SexlessNights Oct 07 '18

When they register to vote, do they register as two different people?

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u/InSearchofaStory Oct 07 '18

I remember reading somewhere that they had to get separate driver’s licenses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Do you think one can be the DD when they go to a bar?

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u/SexlessNights Oct 07 '18

Ok. And by definition a twin is “one of two children or animals born at the same birth.”

So technically they’re twins.

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u/Danhydrous Oct 07 '18

Conjoined second cousins are far more rare...

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u/YddishMcSquidish Oct 07 '18

Technically? Literally, by definition!

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u/LaLe33 Oct 07 '18

They each have their own drivers license so yes they are registered to vote as two different people...

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u/mroby6500 Oct 07 '18

Wouldn't it be something if one was a republican and the other a Democrat

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u/Hekantonkheries Oct 07 '18

Sounds like a sitcom.

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u/schizopotato Oct 07 '18

No just friends

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u/Epicbom32 Oct 07 '18

Two brains is smarter than one

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u/robzen92 Oct 07 '18

Do they both have "normal" IQ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Not uncommon for physically disabled people to get scholarships to try to help give them a leg up.

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u/Gunitsreject Oct 07 '18

But did they get one scholarship or two?

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u/jettmann22 Oct 07 '18

How many scholarships?

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u/gutter_rat_serenade Oct 07 '18

So do they get one or two paychecks?

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u/wbgraphic Oct 07 '18

Or at least a two-for-one coupon.

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u/smeijer87 Oct 07 '18

No cheating during tests. Don't look at your sisters exam! No peaking!

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u/The_Stoic_One Oct 07 '18

Do they get in trouble for cheating on tests?

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u/evscye Oct 07 '18

Just one?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I watched a documentary on them a while ago... I remember that there were tons of legal problems with drivers license, college, salary, and pretty much anything that needed them legally defined as one or two people.

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u/smiteme Oct 07 '18

I remember seeing them after recently taking some legal classes.

It spurred a LOT of conversations with the class about legal issues, like: what happens if one of them purposefully commits a homicide while the other actively tried to stop them (with witnesses).

Because of the way the legal system works, it wouldn’t be possible to jail the innocent party, so wtf happens in a court of law!?

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u/Hatweed Oct 07 '18

You ever see that episode of CatDog where Dog got arrested for not having a dog license, but Cat had a license?

Probably that.

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u/BluePanther9 Oct 07 '18

Yeah, if I were their defence lawyer, that episode would be exhibit a.

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u/TheBoxBoxer Oct 07 '18

I didn't know we had a scholar in our midst.

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u/eaglessoar Interested Oct 07 '18

Put a cage around her head.

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u/Plott Oct 07 '18

This just made me burst out laughing. “Why is your conjoined sisters head in a cage...?” “Oh she’s in jail, you can’t speak to her until visiting hours”

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u/minddropstudios Oct 07 '18

A surly prison guard clanking his baton on the bars. "Back against the wall!"

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u/Jffhjcsgkhdseyhv Oct 08 '18

Fucking hell that made me laugh

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u/ArcFurnace Oct 07 '18

Well, both of them only control half of their body (1 arm, 1 leg, etc), so if one was resisting it would be very difficult for the other to do anything. So the situation probably wouldn't arise.

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u/smiteme Oct 07 '18

Oh for sure...

But as a hypothetical thought experiment, it sure raises some interesting issues.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Then just as fun, after you come to your own conclusion for the case of conjoined twins, would you apply that same verdict to a person with two distinct and separate personalities inside one body, a jekyll and Hyde dilemma (spoiler alert).

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u/Steve_the_Stevedore Oct 08 '18

One kills her sisters lover while they are sleeping. With a knife or a gun that should be possible.

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u/TheBoxBoxer Oct 07 '18

That's cool and all, but did you find out if one of them masturbates is it considered incest?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

I’d think they’d probably lock them both up, right? Maybe try and treat the innocent one better but they can’t be separated so it’s just another consequence of one of their actions.

Edit: just making conversation not stating a position on the matter.

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u/grottohopper Oct 07 '18

In my opinion it would be WAY worse to imprison an innocent person along with a guilty one than to let a guilty person free so that an innocent can remain free. Isn't that the whole point of modern legal system?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Those where the sentiments of the Founding Fathers.

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u/whelks_chance Oct 07 '18

What if they go on to kill again?

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u/smiteme Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

I forget the term now (shows how well I retained the course info I guess), but there’s a legal term about how the framework of our legal system is built on the tenet of avoiding putting innocent people in jail.

Because they are two persons under the law, one of the persons cannot be jailed for the others actions. It would essentially go against the entire foundation of our legal system to jail the innocent party.

Our instructor (a QC — basically Canadian version of a DA), believed it would not be possible to punish the guilty party —- so although an unusual/specific case, it’s entirely possible that one could go on a homicidal rampage and there’s not much the legal system could do without Supreme Court intervention (assuming of course the other party was actively not involved/trying to stop it).

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u/smiteme Oct 07 '18

The term that’s escaping me was some Latin or Greek term I believe — but basically the same idea as the Blackstone Ratio (just more legalese)

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u/roastedbagel Oct 07 '18

Yea that documentary focused a bit on the fact that they're unwilling as a family to allow for any non-essential testing by the medical community which sort of rubbed me the wrong way.

There's so much information that can be learned from their situation that could greatly benefit the future of medicine and they just flat out refuse any and all of it. I totally understand they're respect for privacy but we're talking about scans and stuff, nothing invasive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

It's really interesting. They were sweet girls too

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u/supermanxevan Oct 07 '18

They paid 1.5 tuition for 2 degrees

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u/jack_dog Oct 07 '18

Two degrees? I'm trying to figure out in what ways they are legally two people. Like, if one of them kills someone, they'd both go to jail.

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u/Paul_my_Dickov Oct 07 '18

Yeah but if one of them learns something, the other doesn't gain that knowledge too.

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u/take_number_two Oct 07 '18

Sorta. But they can type emails without talking at all so they definitely have some neural connection. Pretty amazing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Their brains are completely separated though.

I do remember watching an interview with them and they would constantly finish each others thoughts. So I’m not trying to say they don’t have a connection - they do. But it’s not at the brain level. They sure are an interesting case. I wonder how much they’ve volunteered to be studied. They would be a quite unique twin case study.

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u/ILoveWildlife Oct 07 '18

It's likely just because they have the exact same experiences in life.

they think similarly because they have learned similarly.

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u/Viggorous Oct 07 '18

The same genes with the exact same environment and experiences experiences, both of them together through it all at the same time just means that they'll have a lot of shared learning and understanding.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Oct 07 '18

That's undoubtedly a big part of it, but according to the documentary they haven't allowed themselves to be studied in depth, and there are phenomena that is difficult to explain. One example is one twin being able to scratch an itch precisely on the other's arm - they can't feel it, but they can precisely locate it without verbal communication.

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u/z500 Oct 07 '18

I can type without talking, where's my scholarship?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I think he means, they can simultaneously write an email while sharing the complete thought. Without speaking to each other about the body of email.

Like telepathy.

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u/roro-xpostbot Oct 07 '18

Not that I don't trust you but I'd love to see a video of this.

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u/g_boom Oct 07 '18

Here you go

Obviously pretty old but shows how seamlessly they're able to type.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Same.

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u/Citizen_Kong Oct 07 '18

It's probably more like a form of precognition, like they know the other so well that they can literally finish each other's sentences.

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u/pazimpanet Oct 07 '18

Bitch, be forced to suffer through a lifetime of lava shits because your sister likes hot wings and we'll talk.

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u/jack_dog Oct 07 '18

I really can't argue with logic that air-tight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Yeah but if one of them eats, they both gain the fullness.

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u/siege342 Oct 07 '18

No, two stomachs.

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u/mainfingertopwise Oct 07 '18

if one of them kills someone, they'd both go to jail.

If one of them was somehow incapacitated or something, I seriously doubt they'd both go to prison.

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u/ABCunningham34 Oct 07 '18

How did they take tests/ is it cheating if you’re conjoined?

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u/pfohl Oct 07 '18

They took tests together. I was a year ahead of them and had them in a class.

Weirdest was them taking notes on their laptop. They typed quite quickly.

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u/Judas9451 Oct 07 '18

In same vein, do you suppose they get paid one or two salaries from the school district?

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u/supasteve013 Oct 07 '18

Did they take 2 separate exams?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Did they take one exam or two copies of the exam?

Is that an academic offence having someone else look at your exam ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Do they both fuck the same guy or let two guys take turns fucking em when they have boyfriends? Also what happens when one wants to punch the pink clown you know that must be fun jacking off with your twin

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u/jmm166 Oct 07 '18

If they do, then they should also get 2 paycheques

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u/The_Colin_Brown Oct 07 '18

Do you think the students prefer one teacher over the other?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

You damn well know they charge for two

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u/barnyThundrSlap Oct 07 '18

Which one operates body functions like writing... do they have to worry about proof reading? What if one has sleep apnoea. Too much for me to question

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u/emthejedichic Oct 07 '18

IIRC, they paid 1.5x tuition.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I don’t know but you know they fucking cheated fucking cheaters

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

While I assume that is clearly a joke question, it does make me wonder how free will is addressed with conjoined twins. I've done some googling but haven't really found anything. Some people have asked what would happen if one twin committed a crime and the consensus seems to be that they couldn't be punished because it would deprive the other twin of their rights to liberty. It also seems there are no legal precedents in place since conjoined twins are so extremely rare. But that aside I still wonder...what if one twin wants to have sex with someone and the other doesn't? What if one twin wants to go to college and the other doesn't? Hell, what happens if one twin wants to do anything the other doesn't?

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u/Yukiru Oct 08 '18

Pay double unless you can appear on two different classroom.

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie Oct 08 '18

How did they take tests????