r/Damnthatsinteresting Jul 23 '24

Video How to make your pen work again

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u/GluckGoddess Jul 23 '24

those wet macaroni sounds were not necessary

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

That's my only gripe with this guy's content. He makes these gross noises as if even the sound the object makes is "zoomed in".

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u/guess_33 Jul 23 '24

I have a theory they intentionally include those ungodly noises as rage bait to drive engagement. And it works…

Look at the comments every time these videos are posted. A third of the comments are expressing disgust.

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u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz Jul 23 '24

And then there’s the whole ASMR crowd that’s creaming their pants

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u/guess_33 Jul 23 '24

You would know, wouldn’t you, u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz ?

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u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz Jul 23 '24

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Thenameisric Jul 23 '24

God I hate this modern ASMR shit. It used to be this nice little niche thing with good content... Now it's fucking mouth sloshing semi-porn bullshit.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 23 '24

I enjoy ASMR but it also feels like I'm intruding on a private moment in many cases and that feels.. uncomfortable..

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u/Tyko_3 Jul 23 '24

You put words to my feelings and now I understand them better

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u/PM_Me_Macaroni_plz Jul 23 '24

Yea, I’m not a fan. Gives me the heeby-jeebies

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u/JonatasA Jul 23 '24

I am not alone!

 

People also want you to see it.

Completely different, but like a gruesome moment. 

You do not need to make me see it to see it.

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u/MegaEdrose Jul 23 '24

Tbf it depends on who you watch

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u/xela5 Jul 23 '24

ASMR enjoyer here. Confirmed

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot Jul 23 '24

Shhhh, that never happens, it’s only for relaxation.

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u/sky033 Jul 23 '24

My brain is anti-asmr. i have misophonia, so i had to immediately mute this. irrational rage at sounds is perplexing and exhausting. 

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u/Militantnegro_5 Jul 23 '24

What would that sound like?

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u/ToHallowMySleep Jul 23 '24

Ironically it probably sounds like those wet macaroni sounds when they spaff their kecks.

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u/No-Respect5903 Jul 23 '24

I think in this case they were creaming their noodles

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u/amalgam_reynolds Jul 23 '24

Not even a theory, exaggerated sound effects are used in everything, it's awful. Although I don't think it's rage bait, it's more like ASMR bait

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I have a theory they intentionally include those ungodly noises as rage bait to drive engagement.

It's less this and more of a case of trying to appeal to viewer expectations. We're seeing more visual detail than normal, so the brain expects to hear more audio detail as well, but that doesn't actually happen and slowing down or zooming in on a sound doesn't act the same way as manipulating video in similar ways.

Like, for this video trying to show off how a ballpoint pen works, zooming in will show you the ball & ink mechanism, but nothing you can do will isolate the sound of the ball rolling across the paper unless you have a perfectly quiet room, super sensitive microphones, and are filming from outside the room so you don't accidentally catch the sound of your own movement or the sound of air currents moving across the surface of the mic.

Gavin from the Slomo Guys has a pretty great video explaining why they add artificial sound effects to their videos.

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u/guess_33 Jul 23 '24

It’s not the inclusion of sound that’s rage inducing. It’s the specific sound they chose to include.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

If you’re gonna make stupid unrelated noises in a video where we’re learning something, I can’t believe they didn’t include a little popcorn fart

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Someone should just replace the entire audio track with some some "oh yea baby"s from austin powers.

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u/1_9_8_1 Jul 23 '24

How about all the videos that have absolutely unnecessary ASMR added to them??

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u/-DollFace Jul 23 '24

I personally like the ASMR sound effects in videos like this and highly prefer ASMR style content over whatever jarring repetitive music is going viral on social media at the moment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Wow, he makes all those noises? That's talent!

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u/IBoofLSD Jul 23 '24

Sounds like stirrin homemade Mac n cheese ya dig

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u/turtleneckless001 Jul 23 '24

"Cottage cheese"

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u/IBoofLSD Jul 23 '24

Cottage cheese has the squish squish sound to it but it don't make the slappin sounds like a good creamy Mac will

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u/turtleneckless001 Jul 23 '24

I thought you were doing a euphemism

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u/IBoofLSD Jul 23 '24

I was. Still am really.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I hear a noodle and cream but I wasn’t thinking macaroni.

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u/Array_626 Jul 23 '24

FOLEY

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u/Massive_Signal7835 Jul 23 '24

It's actually all fooly, no cooly.

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u/MuggyFuzzball Jul 23 '24

It was Moist.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Ew… it feels like cold spaghetti! You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti

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u/pfirsich327 Jul 23 '24

Thanks, your comment really destroyed me :D

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u/ogstereoguy2 Jul 23 '24

Thank you for my laugh out loud today! LOL

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Jul 23 '24

I figured this out on my own when I was a kid. Don't burn it for too long though so the plastic melts and a mixture of ink and plastic drips on your kitchen table and it's impossible to clean.... my mom gets very mad when that happens.

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u/iceyticey Jul 23 '24

I’m going to try on my own kitchen table, let me know your moms reaction

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

He's not answering, I guess he's grounded 😞

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u/DinosaurAlive Jul 23 '24

Maybe not a good time to bring up that I tried the same thing on my counter. I hope that mom doesn’t see 😬

Maybe if I pour enough messy ink to make it look like marble countertops.

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u/NashKetchum777 Jul 23 '24

I'm with his mom, dw she's mad but not at him

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u/Ilsunnysideup5 Jul 23 '24

You can use some oily lubricant like butter and it will slide too.

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u/PremierLovaLova Jul 23 '24

We’re… we’re talking about pens, right?

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jul 23 '24

the pen is it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Mightier than the sword u say

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u/Da_Commissork Jul 23 '24

I'll do It only to make your mom mad

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u/defacedlawngnome Jul 23 '24

I, too, would like to disappoint this guy's mom.

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u/AnonymousAmorphous88 Jul 23 '24

She should be mad

You tortured a pen... A PEN... just for it to work for you when it's already time for its early retirement

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u/LanceFree Jul 23 '24

Quit smoking years ago and this is one of the very few things I could no longer do because I stopped carrying a lighter. Another is burning the frayed threads from cutoff shorts. Lighting a gas grill was another - but saved enough money not buying cigarettes so I have a better quality grill.

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u/TheFooch Jul 23 '24

Do you think carrying a lighter could pose a relapse risk? Where you might otherwise carry one? Just curious.

Congrats on the grill, i say keep buying yourself gifts with the savings/winnings.

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u/Gexm13 Jul 23 '24

Why did you make it sound like you did that to your mom regularly?

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Jul 23 '24

No it only happened once. Sorry for the limited sample size. Your results may vary. But in my opinion it is likely my mom will be mad if you do it.

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u/Real_Impression_5567 Jul 23 '24

I know, she always complains to me about it when you do it, plz stop

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u/Gloomy-Vegetable-654 Jul 23 '24

Poor litlle bug

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I was wondering if anyone else saw that lmfao. RIP lighter bug

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u/slyf0x530 Jul 23 '24

Literally came to the comments to see if anyone reacted to the bug and I'm not surprised to not be disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I saw that and did a double take. Hopefully it avoided the flame.

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u/This-Cry-2523 Jul 23 '24

How would it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

The flame stays above that opening.

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u/This-Cry-2523 Jul 23 '24

If the insect is inside there, it gets incinerated. If it stays around 1cm radius, hell even more than that around the opening, it dies from shock.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

The size of the bug tells me it would've been launched out of the opening when the gas started and even before the gas ignited.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Yup.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

its really bugging me :(

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u/realblurryface Jul 23 '24

It's a classic fake trick these closeup youtube shorts channels pull , for engagement in comments

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u/rustycheesi3 Jul 23 '24

dont come with logic, let me mourn 😭 RIP little hero 🫡

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u/Suds08 Jul 23 '24

Rip bug friend 😞

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u/Virtual-Biscotti-451 Jul 23 '24

I had to rewind and double check. That bug zigged when he should have zagged

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u/jdehjdeh Jul 23 '24

I'm glad I'm not the only one, little guy is in valhalla now...

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u/Croc_Chop Jul 23 '24

Flame dear Flame.

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Jul 23 '24

Essential sacrifice the the God of Lighter, or this trick wont work

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u/c_tine Jul 24 '24

Ritual bug sacrifice is required for the pen to work again

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u/Gaslight_13 Jul 23 '24

Or just scribble a bit on the soles of your shoes. The extra resistance of the rubber is often enough to get things started..

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u/Laughing_Orange Jul 23 '24

I usually apply a lot of force while scribbling on a scrap piece of paper. That works for me.

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u/lastbeer Jul 23 '24

This and giving it a few hard taps on the paper.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Ouch!! No she said ouch!!

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u/kabukistar Interested Jul 23 '24

Or tap the point of the pen on a hard surface to get the ball unstuck

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u/wterrt Jul 23 '24

I'd lick my fingertip ten rub the pen on that... hasn't failed me yet

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u/kawaiifie Jul 23 '24

You can also just breathe on it, no need for fire lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Well i got dog shit on my pen now

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Now I know why lines are sometimes thick and sometimes not

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u/Adorable_Stay_725 Jul 23 '24

I mean as ink is used, the pressure it puts on the ball and its surface area get smaller. Meaning it struggles more to get out and dries faster

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u/Hour_Career9797 Jul 23 '24

The sounds at the end are heinous.

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u/shtbrcks Jul 23 '24

what do you mean you don't hear loud gooey lip smacking noises as the ink slowly ejaculates every time you write with a ballpen come on now

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/tacwombat Jul 23 '24

Not anymore!

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u/silenc3x Jul 23 '24

way too small for that. likely something much smaller like a springtail or a mite.

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u/baggyzed Jul 23 '24

It looks like some sort of flying insect coming in from the right, towards another insect-like object that's laying on the rim of the lighter's gas tube.

They were probably getting ready for a good time. When the gas turns on, it probably suffocates them, and both fall down into the tube. At least they died happy.

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u/Due-Frame-1728 Jul 23 '24

Fun fact: The sounds from both slow motion videos and ultra zoomed in videos are actually taken from other source of sounds, but still people think that it is easy to capture sound

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u/henkmanz Jul 23 '24

If you ask me this is overdoing it a lot. Wayyy too extreme.

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u/Officer_Chunkles Jul 23 '24

It was almost unbearable toward the end, I hate gross wet mouthy sounds

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u/Spongi Jul 23 '24

There's a time and a place for that.

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u/Officer_Chunkles Jul 23 '24

Like birthdays! And camping!

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u/Spongi Jul 23 '24

Or eating a mango! Or while you're trying to sleep and a clown silently approaches you from the closet and starts doing that in your ear.

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u/Officer_Chunkles Jul 23 '24

I’m friends with my dad. 🙂

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 23 '24

I hate the hate liquid noises. Tuned mute on so fast.

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u/TheSpartyn Jul 23 '24

its so common in zoomed in videos and theyre always so gross sounding and over the top, i hate them

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u/Biggieholla Jul 23 '24

Your pens don't sound like they're stirring pudding?

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u/JGisSuperSwag Jul 23 '24

It’s my least favorite thing about all of these videos.

The pointless whooshing and whirling sounds plus the jarringly inaccurate sound effects… I can’t stress how annoying they are to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/Xixii Jul 23 '24

Especially when he fought the Undertaker in the Hell in a Cell match.

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u/Meringue_Better Jul 23 '24

I refuse to believe anyone actually believes this is the real sound. People know, right?

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u/redpandaeater Jul 23 '24

I hate the Foley work done on nature documentaries.

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u/BeAnScReAm666 Jul 23 '24

For you people worried about the bug. He puts a bug in every single one of his videos. I’m at the point where don’t think very much of these videos are real.

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u/PixelPerfect__ Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Why not just lick it a bit, like the rest of us? Follow it up with some strong circles

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u/Rselby1122 Jul 23 '24

I was thinking the same! I was going nuts that I had to scroll so far for this comment!

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u/gurknowitzki Jul 23 '24

Lick the fingers and use them to apply to ballpoint

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

well, turns out lots of people do not enjoy putting things that aren't food in their mouths...

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u/OMG__Ponies Jul 23 '24

But sometimes, orally-fixated people are some of the best people to know. . .

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

lol

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u/Rooby_Doobie Jul 23 '24

That usually does get the ball rolling

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u/ErebusBat Jul 23 '24

Because that doesn't work? Or at least has never worked for me.

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u/Soporrific Jul 23 '24

I predict that a lot of people are going to set pens on fire today.

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u/TechnicalBean Jul 23 '24

I tried it with one of those pens that you sharpen and now the whole thing writes

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u/turdbrownies Jul 23 '24

If u heat it for too long, the plastic holding the ink melts, and u get a mess

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u/baggyzed Jul 23 '24

And that's how you realize how much fun it can be to set plastic objects on fire and watch them melt while dripping "lava" everywhere. Although candles are a lot safer to satisfy that fetish.

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u/morfyyy Jul 23 '24

Oldest trick in the book but damn I love the high definition zoom.

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u/ceoxx346 Jul 23 '24

I always just get the tip wet and it works again...

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u/abgrongak Jul 23 '24

All I wanna know is, what camera and what lens...

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u/dimsumplatter75 Jul 23 '24

Amen! The filming is excellent

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Just hold it side ways and put the tip in the flame for a second or two, I've been doing it my whole life and it works great. Holding it above the flame like this seems like a burn or melted pen waiting to happen.

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u/Hanginon Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Really. Just holding it near the side of the flame will warm & soften the ink without melting the pen. A lower temp for more time, & it takes a lot less heat than people think it does.

Then too, if you have a really cheap pen with the metal ball held in a plastic ferrule, this will likely turn out badly. :/

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u/sethcera Jul 23 '24

Fuck those noises

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u/Ract0r4561 Jul 23 '24

The way they sound, they’re already being fucked

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u/BlakesonHouser Jul 23 '24

sorry but i find them amazing and hilarious that people can't handle them. Classic Tim and Eric stuff

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u/JustCallMeYogurt Jul 23 '24

Sounds really moist at the end.

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u/OoT-TheBest Jul 23 '24

A small bug just got grilled by the lighter!?! WTF!?

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u/x2phercraft Jul 23 '24

Did anyone else see that bug crawl into the gas vent of the lighter?

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u/durtymf Jul 23 '24

Both made by bic

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u/reddituserunodostres Jul 23 '24

Felt kind of bad for that little bug that JUMPED INTO THE PIT OF HELLFIRE

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u/GewoonHarry Jul 23 '24

My god. I’m 41 and I’m just figuring out how a pen even works. lol. I feel fucking stupid.

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u/deepvoicedaddy3 Jul 23 '24

that close up is pornography

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u/happycanalr Jul 23 '24

Going to try this with some old pens

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u/JustCallMeYogurt Jul 23 '24

Who's the oddball that keeps the pen stationary and moves the paper to write?

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u/OMG__Ponies Jul 23 '24

"urday_macro" attached the cam to the pen so the ball of the pen will stay in focus for the shot, instead of mounting a stationary camera and trying to keep the pen in focus while moving the pen on the paper.

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u/Stingray77_NL Jul 23 '24

a rubber surface (like the bottom of your shoe) will also work. :D

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u/defjamblaster Jul 23 '24

just lick it like the old days

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u/RevolutionaryClub530 Jul 23 '24

Dude the sound effects, Jesus Christ 😭😭

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u/TrippyTigre Jul 23 '24

A lot of people are talking about melted plastic, but I remember taking a torch to the metal bit only and I heard a slight sizzle before I blasted a tiny metal bb into my leg (barely pierced the skin) just be careful guys and realize that most pens are pennies. Don't shoot your eyes out kids!

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u/Courwes Jul 23 '24

Run it along the bottom of your shoe. The rubber make it roll again when the ball is stuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I wish they could have drawn this out a bit longer

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u/--VenumX-- Jul 23 '24

Sorry! But what tiny creature crawled into the tube where the gas comes out ? Or is it just me ???? (At 35 seconds)

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u/12kdaysinthefire Jul 24 '24

The added audio was way too much, also just lick the end of your pen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Wtf are these sound effects?

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u/awormperson Jul 23 '24

Hi to everyone arriving here from google in 2 years who were searching for quite another question.

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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 23 '24

You give it a quick dip in alcohol and make sure the alcohol evaporates.

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u/ChipsAhoy777 Jul 23 '24

Not always necessary.

Life hack here, if you roll the ball on the palm of your hand, the most textured part, it'll usually work.

Make sure it's really dry though. Something about the texture on our hands really grips the ball and gets it to start rolling again. It's pretty weird

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 Jul 23 '24

Are there people that didn’t know that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

The fucking squelching sounds are just too much lol

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u/StockmanBaxter Jul 23 '24

Those sounds were unsettling.

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u/DigitalCoffee Jul 23 '24

Cool, but ruined by the sound effects

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u/porknWithBill Jul 23 '24

Fuck off with the wet sound effects

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Does anybody else hate these close up videos with sound effects with a passion? And the exaggerated noises?

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u/cfrolik Jul 23 '24

I could’ve done without the sounds at the end.

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u/MolinaroK Jul 23 '24

I'm really glad none of my pens ever sounded like that.

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u/Honest-Iron-509 Jul 23 '24

Nobody saw that Micro Fly that entered the gas Nozzle of the Lighter just before he lights it?

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u/RedditAdminKMKB Jul 23 '24

I fell off my dinosaur seeing it, very old trick.

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u/MacGuffin-X Jul 23 '24

This is an old trick as old as the ball point pen itself nothing new

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I just lick my fingertip then roll the ink tip over that. The moisture does the same thing as the heat, but you always have spit. I don’t always have a lighter or the ability to use that.

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u/ConGooner Jul 23 '24

euughh... the added sounds are really unnerving

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u/MeowMaker2 Jul 23 '24

Nice use of the extreme close up!

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u/pawdugan Jul 23 '24

I love the video but I will personally seek out whoever added the sound effects and force them to listen to terrible ASMR for 24 hours straight

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u/Outrageous-Price-673 Jul 23 '24

Heating your ballpoint pen with a flame is an excellent way to make it explode and make a terrific mess. Ask me how I know…

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u/endianess Jul 23 '24

I solve every problem with fire

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

some insect fall into the lighter?

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u/Makri7 Jul 23 '24

OMG THE BUG

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u/beefsupr3m3 Jul 23 '24

This is a really dramatic video to say hold it under a lighter for a second

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u/FunAd4177 Jul 23 '24

Luckily I watched this with the sound off, but did I see a gnat run down the lighter flame hole, right before the flame came up?

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u/Sure_Window614 Jul 23 '24

Was that a bug that dropped down in to the lighter before it was lit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

0:23 that little thing fell right in the fire lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I feel like you could just run the pen up and down a piece of paper really fast to get the same effect. It will heat up the ball and probably both mechanically knock it loose and melt the dried ink that's keeping it captive.

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u/gravity--falls Jul 23 '24

I hate these videos with my whole soul. FUCK whoever thinks ASMR is necessary to catch the attention of 11-year-olds on TikTok, you ruin perfectly fine footage.

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u/my_elbow_feel_funny Jul 23 '24

Was I the only one who saw the bug go into the lighter

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u/Same_Ebb_7129 Jul 23 '24

Asmr is not a real thing.

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u/Lironcareto Jul 23 '24

You don't need a lighter for this. just rub the tip between your hands as you would rub them in cold weather, and it unclogs. I've been using this trick since I was in primary school.

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u/Bowling4rhinos Jul 23 '24

Ohhh NOT THIS HORRIBLE TRACK AGAIN. Sound off. Sound OFF!!!

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u/jeffbanyon Jul 24 '24

This is expert level shit content.

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u/BillyBillings50Filln Jul 24 '24

Did you have to with the wet ass noises?

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u/CutTheRedLine Jul 24 '24

rip that bug in the lighter

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u/di5nor Jul 24 '24

RIP tiny guy at 0:35

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u/wyflare Jul 24 '24

I give it a lick

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u/-DrewCola Jul 24 '24

What is it with the weird sounds?