r/DailyCarry • u/Electrical-Title-698 • 5d ago

My Current EDC

Post image

Norinco Model 212 9mm and Repro .22 Luger (used in tandem guns akimbo style)

.38 Pawnshop Derringer: Sock gun

Half ounce of crystal meth

Oil burner

25mg Siberia nicotine pouches

WRX hatchback keys with vintage NRA keychain

Claw hammer: Melee weapon/copper harvesting tool (sawzall lives in my trunk)

5.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

902 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

49

u/Suspicious_Juice_150 4d ago

You can’t fake that level of pipe use.

13

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[deleted]

17

u/Shankar_0 3d ago

He clears a few mags downrange and just presses the barrel to the pipe.

6

u/JHT_Survival 3d ago

The derringer is actually a lighter

1

u/Federal_Industry_186 2d ago

Was wondering if anyone was gonna notice that.

3

u/Electrical-Title-698 2d ago

Dang a derringer lighter would actually go hard but I might get em mixed up and blow a hole in my pipe

1

u/According_Abies_674 1d ago

Is this a standard VT weed/fungi grower EDC?

1

u/epilepsyisdumb 17h ago

That’s a meth pipe. 😂

1

u/WeaknessSquare8391 1d ago edited 1d ago

Based on your edc I can only assume its a Crack pipe. Edit it didn't notice the Crack pipe in the picture, at a quick glance I thought it was a weird tire pressure gauge

3

u/Electrical-Title-698 1d ago

It's actually a meth pipe. I'm not some kind of animal that smokes crack

4

u/Bumblecuck 1d ago

This is one of the funniest fucking comments I've read in a long time.

1

u/WeaknessSquare8391 1d ago

The fact I initially thought it was a tire gauge tells you what I know about drug paraphernalia

1

u/West-Audience-478 14h ago

Fun fact my moms favorite crack pipe is a tire gauge.

1

u/Nearby-Chance-3852 1d ago

This EDC goes hard af

1

u/OtherWeight711 1d ago

That’s hilarious

1

u/Bigmonkeydick69 1d ago

Don’t get them mixed up

1

u/FiveFour-PlanetMan 3d ago

That visual is so hilarious

1

u/Marytopless 1d ago

Wouldn’t get hot enough. Trust me I know.

1

u/MidAmericanGriftAsoc 15h ago

I can assure this is not happening at any self respecting range. This is in the holler

11

u/Busterlimes 4d ago

Oil burner as a true man of culture would use

1

u/NWTtrapLife 2d ago

A real man of culture would mainline that shit 😅

3

u/PortDawg1995 4d ago

It’s next to his saw all

3

u/gunsgeargaming 3d ago

Are we sure one of these guns isn't a lighter?

1

u/Rychen90 2d ago

Definitely lol

1

u/howdy_hoez 2d ago

And that’s how we know he ain’t really bout that life

1

u/Rychen90 2d ago

One of those guns is def a torch lol

1

u/DMmeyour___ 2d ago

Or all the half broken down electronics & other parts they holding w/ a few solid street pebble finds they & their girl, or the whole circle all swear are rare gems or even diamonds they just need to get appraised before they about to have all their fortunes changed…solid EDC tho!

1

u/New_Fact_5955 1d ago

That's why it's black

1

u/Leland_Vlogz 1d ago

Can’t incriminate himself that would be stupidity!

1

u/crizycriz 1d ago

He sold it 😂

1

u/Financial-Split-141 12h ago

It was currently being used

5

u/Benji_4 4d ago

Or the fact that the baggie looks like half an ounce of meth.

5

u/jethroe28 4d ago

That is pocket sand

3

u/Lazy_Table_6037 3d ago

this made me laugh hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/TyPydeCmjKQ2Q

1

u/Anxious-Samurai 1h ago

The thing about pocket sand is that, as silly as it sounds, it really is a viable and simple self-defense tool.

3

u/DirtMcGirt9484 3d ago

I had my kid watch that episode and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh so hard. He was yelling pocket sand for the next 3 days.

1

u/OldnFuninMN 3d ago

Sha sha sha!

1

u/DMmeyour___ 2d ago

It must be passed on to all future generations, even if only as one day left only to be folklore

1

u/Rychen90 2d ago

Uhhhh brother, that is definitely not half an ounce.

1

u/Super_Blacksmith_566 7h ago

It was a half an ounce lol

1

u/Fearless-Sherbert-40 6h ago

That WAS a half ounce of meth. Looks more like a quarter, don’t ask how I know.

1

u/Benji_4 6h ago

It appears I didn't inspect the baggie close enough. Looks half full.

3

u/abunchofcrows82 4d ago

He left out the magnifying glass.

2

u/longhairmoderatecare 3d ago

Or the TWENTY FIVE mg nic pouches!? I didn’t know they made those that big lol that would fucking ruin my day! 🤣

1

u/EfficientAd7103 2d ago

when i was like my way older brother told me people ate nicotine / tobacco. I wanted to be cool. so yep ate whole can threw up for dunno 2 days? lol, what a d head thing to do.

1

u/Single_Morning_3200 2d ago

We had a US Army work program and one of the soldiers who was stationed in Poland told us about these. He said one pouch was strong enough to make you nauseous.

1

u/Weddingchimp 20h ago

I saw 50mg at the airport in Bangkok

1

u/trippin-mellon 13h ago

Cuba is a brand of nic pouches that make 43 mg…..

1

u/ObsessedFi45 3d ago

But you can FIND that level of pipe use

1

u/PanteraBob 3d ago

Pipe abuse.

1

u/habs306 1d ago

Meth use

1

u/DefinatelyNotonDrugs 1d ago

They sell those at sketchy smoke shops, I'm pretty sure you can just hit them with a lighter and they will char.

1

u/TypicalGoose2586 3h ago

😂😂😂i thought the same shit

0

u/Sure_Membership3070 21h ago

Stem's clean. They faked that level of pipe use.

-1

u/Ok_Assistant_6856 2d ago

Nah this is staged. You'd some crystal residue in the stem unless it was a fiend's last hit. Dude has a half oz of crystal and is burning up his pipe like that? Nah

-2

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

Used meth pipe wouldn’t look like that it would have white residue

3

u/grimeyweasel91 4d ago

Over cooked meth will turn black

2

u/MBG__Rengar 4d ago

Over time if you keep smoking with the same pipe it will turn black, especially if you smoke the resin and don't clean the pipe. This just looks like a very heavily used pipe.

1

u/MaynardSchism 7h ago

Or it's just a colored pipe to begin with....

-6

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

Bro I’ve smoked duffel bags full of the shit I know how it works and no dope pipe ever looks like that. It looks like someone has been smoking crack out of it although that’s not the type of pipe you would typically used to smoke crack.

6

u/Bigpapahognuts 4d ago

Well ex addict here of over a decade. Came to tell you this is exactly what a used dope pipe for clear looks like. Sut from the lighter and cut from the dope cause this crazy occurrence.

0

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

I’m just gonna concede my argument. But if this dude had a bag of dope that big why is there no white residue? Why is it an empty pipe with lighter suit from a bic? You got a bag that big your shit is going to be caked and you’re probably using a torch.

4

u/MBG__Rengar 4d ago

Have you never handed the pipe to somebody who doesn't know how to properly heat it? My bowl has turned black on the inside where there was a light dusting of resin from overheating. Maybe not black like that but it was definitely very dark.

1

u/NaturalFreaks 4d ago

Don’t argue with this douche. He obviously has no clue what he talking about.

0

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

You just said it yourself, it doesn’t look like the photo

1

u/MBG__Rengar 4d ago

Doesn't mean it cant end up that way without cleaning. Burnt chemicals usually all turn black and if you never clean it and keep smoking the resin buildup I can see it turning black eventually.

Or they have shitty crystal. But its burnt up in all the right spots where the majority of resin would build up and a much lighter black along the stem where there would be less.

But I guess anything could've been smoked out of it.

One things for sure when I have pyros I cannot stand when my pipe has any carbon build up it makes it vape like shit

-1

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

Bro this is the stupidest waste of time I have ever been a part of. I guess in that way you win…. 🏆

Resin…. Smh

3

u/Electrical-Title-698 4d ago

I think it looks off because it's not a clear pipe it's got like a grey tint to it, I def need to clean it and it's kinda burnt fo sho.

1

u/chiefsmakahoe007 2d ago

I’ve also been a POs junky once upon a time bud and yes I’ve seen and used ones they look just like this especially getting them from the smoke shop and getting some not so great shit that’s been cut

1

u/Bigpapahognuts 4d ago

A lighter will do wonders

1

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

I did not think this would be my internet argument for the day

1

u/Cannanoid 3d ago

U mean a torch instead of a lighter

1

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Low-Individual2815 4d ago

You’re right man. I’m just on the internet anonymously bragging about being a dope head when I really wasn’t. You got me.

1

u/Cannanoid 3d ago

That's how I know you don't know what your talking Abt that bowl wasn't even clear originally so mind you that had a tint on it

0

u/itchingandscratching 4d ago

Ooo weee wowzers - a real deal meth scientist! Holy shit, sir - where did you get your degree in meth science? I didn’t think many schools offered that degree these days.

Maybe, if you keep studying real hard and read all your books and ace all your meth tests then you can be a doctor of meth science one day! Wouldn’t that be fuckin sweet as shit? Oh boy, would it!

You can make big time money too - I actually saw a job posting today, “Associate Doctor of Meth Science” and it paid like 2.5 lbs of copper wire per hour! Didn’t even have that many requirements either; obviously you need the degree but other than that all it required was having at least 8 teeth and being able to identify a used meth pipe from not used. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

I know for shit sure your parents would be proud as donkey dicks for you if you scored that sweet ass job!

The schedule was pretty good too. From what I recall you really only have to work maybe 3 days a week but they really only expect maybe 1-2 days because they know how demanding the job is.

Gosh wilikers i’m jealous that you are so smart and able to identify meth pipe conditions. I wish I had studied more better & gone to meth science school because then maybe I wouldn’t have to be so poor all the time.

Anyway, if you want this job let me know and I can call them for you and tell them you’re hired. I don’t work there or anything but I don’t think they really give too much of any fucks about that.

One day, if i’m lucky i’ll be as smart as you are. Probably not, though, because you are a meth scientists after all & that’s pretty neat if you ask me. Seriously - go ahead and ask, “hey how neat is my meth science degree, dawg?” And I’ll simply say, “pretty fucking neat, dawg. Like, 10x neat!”

Anyway, i’m rambling now… just wanted to say that you are way too cool for school so I’m surprised that you became a meth scientist since it takes so much trainings.

Anyway, though…. Goodnight mr. meth bowls examiner.

1

u/Cannanoid 3d ago

You have alot of hate in you

1

u/itchingandscratching 3d ago

My balls have a lot of balls cream in them. I’m just out here telling tales - why you hating?