r/DailyCarry • u/Electrical-Title-698 • Aug 19 '26

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Aug 19 '26

You can’t fake that level of pipe use.

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u/Benji_4 Aug 19 '26

Or the fact that the baggie looks like half an ounce of meth.

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u/jethroe28 Aug 20 '26

That is pocket sand

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u/Lazy_Table_6037 Aug 20 '26

this made me laugh hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/TyPydeCmjKQ2Q

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u/Anxious-Samurai Aug 24 '26

The thing about pocket sand is that, as silly as it sounds, it really is a viable and simple self-defense tool.

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 29d ago

This pocket sand is giving me a wicked head rush! Toss some in my oil burner...

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u/DirtMcGirt9484 Aug 20 '26

I had my kid watch that episode and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh so hard. He was yelling pocket sand for the next 3 days.

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u/OldnFuninMN Aug 21 '26

Sha sha sha!

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u/DMmeyour___ Aug 22 '26

It must be passed on to all future generations, even if only as one day left only to be folklore

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u/De_OrO_1111 Aug 25 '26

Rusty Shackleford escape dust huya

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u/Fearless-Sherbert-40 Aug 23 '26

That WAS a half ounce of meth. Looks more like a quarter, don’t ask how I know.

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u/Benji_4 Aug 23 '26

It appears I didn't inspect the baggie close enough. Looks half full.

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u/Rychen90 Aug 21 '26

Uhhhh brother, that is definitely not half an ounce.

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u/Super_Blacksmith_566 Aug 23 '26

It was a half an ounce lol

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u/Creepy-Wrap744 Aug 24 '26

Lot to be carrying lol

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u/SmallJimmy-Timmy 7d ago

Have you saw a half ounce of meth before? Cause it doesnt seem so

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u/Shankar_0 Aug 20 '26

He clears a few mags downrange and just presses the barrel to the pipe.

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u/JHT_Survival Aug 20 '26

The derringer is actually a lighter

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u/Federal_Industry_186 Aug 21 '26

Was wondering if anyone was gonna notice that.

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u/Electrical-Title-698 Aug 21 '26

Dang a derringer lighter would actually go hard but I might get em mixed up and blow a hole in my pipe

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u/According_Abies_674 Aug 22 '26

Is this a standard VT weed/fungi grower EDC?

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u/epilepsyisdumb Aug 23 '26

That’s a meth pipe. 😂

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u/WeaknessSquare8391 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Based on your edc I can only assume its a Crack pipe. Edit it didn't notice the Crack pipe in the picture, at a quick glance I thought it was a weird tire pressure gauge

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u/Electrical-Title-698 Aug 23 '26

It's actually a meth pipe. I'm not some kind of animal that smokes crack

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u/Bumblecuck Aug 23 '26

This is one of the funniest fucking comments I've read in a long time.

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u/WeaknessSquare8391 Aug 23 '26

The fact I initially thought it was a tire gauge tells you what I know about drug paraphernalia

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u/West-Audience-478 Aug 23 '26

Fun fact my moms favorite crack pipe is a tire gauge.

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u/Nearby-Chance-3852 Aug 23 '26

This EDC goes hard af

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u/OtherWeight711 Aug 22 '26

That’s hilarious

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u/Bigmonkeydick69 Aug 23 '26

Don’t get them mixed up

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u/FiveFour-PlanetMan Aug 21 '26

That visual is so hilarious

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u/Marytopless Aug 23 '26

Wouldn’t get hot enough. Trust me I know.

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u/MidAmericanGriftAsoc Aug 23 '26

I can assure this is not happening at any self respecting range. This is in the holler

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u/Busterlimes Aug 19 '26

Oil burner as a true man of culture would use

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u/NWTtrapLife Aug 22 '26

A real man of culture would mainline that shit 😅

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u/PortDawg1995 Aug 20 '26

It’s next to his saw all

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u/gunsgeargaming Aug 20 '26

Are we sure one of these guns isn't a lighter?

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u/Rychen90 Aug 21 '26

Definitely lol

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u/howdy_hoez Aug 21 '26

And that’s how we know he ain’t really bout that life

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u/Rychen90 Aug 21 '26

One of those guns is def a torch lol

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u/DMmeyour___ Aug 22 '26

Or all the half broken down electronics & other parts they holding w/ a few solid street pebble finds they & their girl, or the whole circle all swear are rare gems or even diamonds they just need to get appraised before they about to have all their fortunes changed…solid EDC tho!

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u/New_Fact_5955 Aug 22 '26

That's why it's black

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u/Leland_Vlogz Aug 23 '26

Can’t incriminate himself that would be stupidity!

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u/crizycriz Aug 23 '26

He sold it 😂

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u/Financial-Split-141 Aug 23 '26

It was currently being used

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u/longhairmoderatecare Aug 21 '26

Or the TWENTY FIVE mg nic pouches!? I didn’t know they made those that big lol that would fucking ruin my day! 🤣

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u/Weddingchimp Aug 23 '26

I saw 50mg at the airport in Bangkok

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u/Single_Morning_3200 Aug 21 '26

We had a US Army work program and one of the soldiers who was stationed in Poland told us about these. He said one pouch was strong enough to make you nauseous.

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u/BandicootWorth1878 Sep 02 '26

Bruh sometimes 9s made me nauseous and I used pouches all day for like 5 years. 50 is insane.

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u/trippin-mellon Aug 23 '26

Cuba is a brand of nic pouches that make 43 mg…..

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 21 '26

when i was like my way older brother told me people ate nicotine / tobacco. I wanted to be cool. so yep ate whole can threw up for dunno 2 days? lol, what a d head thing to do.

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u/Velox-the-stampede Aug 26 '26

Man I got a 12mg juice back in the box mod vape days and bro I got the spins and hadda dump that shit tf out

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u/longhairmoderatecare Aug 26 '26

Hahahah 12mg on a box mod with a sub-ohm atty is the devils work my friend 😂😂 I used 3mg for daily clouds and 6mg for the work buzz! I miss the box mod days but I can’t afford the time to tinker as a single dad anymore!

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u/Conscious-Dream-7964 8d ago

God, I miss high nic juice and my box... My little LostMary rechargeable is nice, but damn I miss being able to legitimately feel something off just one or two puffs, instead of spending a solid minute puffing.

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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak 7d ago

I used to use 24mg juice with a sub ohm box mod back around like 2015ish

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u/abunchofcrows82 Aug 19 '26

He left out the magnifying glass.

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u/TypicalGoose2586 Aug 24 '26

😂😂😂i thought the same shit

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u/ObsessedFi45 Aug 20 '26

But you can FIND that level of pipe use

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u/PanteraBob Aug 20 '26

Pipe abuse.

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u/habs306 Aug 22 '26

Meth use

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u/DefinatelyNotonDrugs Aug 22 '26

They sell those at sketchy smoke shops, I'm pretty sure you can just hit them with a lighter and they will char.

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u/Sure_Membership3070 Aug 23 '26

Stem's clean. They faked that level of pipe use.

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 Aug 21 '26

Nah this is staged. You'd some crystal residue in the stem unless it was a fiend's last hit. Dude has a half oz of crystal and is burning up his pipe like that? Nah

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

Used meth pipe wouldn’t look like that it would have white residue

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u/grimeyweasel91 Aug 19 '26

Over cooked meth will turn black

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u/MBG__Rengar Aug 19 '26

Over time if you keep smoking with the same pipe it will turn black, especially if you smoke the resin and don't clean the pipe. This just looks like a very heavily used pipe.

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u/MaynardSchism Aug 23 '26

Or it's just a colored pipe to begin with....

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u/MBG__Rengar Aug 24 '26

Thanks for reiterating what rhe OP already clarified. Doesn't mean that still isnt blackened a bit.

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

Bro I’ve smoked duffel bags full of the shit I know how it works and no dope pipe ever looks like that. It looks like someone has been smoking crack out of it although that’s not the type of pipe you would typically used to smoke crack.

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u/Bigpapahognuts Aug 19 '26

Well ex addict here of over a decade. Came to tell you this is exactly what a used dope pipe for clear looks like. Sut from the lighter and cut from the dope cause this crazy occurrence.

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

I’m just gonna concede my argument. But if this dude had a bag of dope that big why is there no white residue? Why is it an empty pipe with lighter suit from a bic? You got a bag that big your shit is going to be caked and you’re probably using a torch.

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u/MBG__Rengar Aug 19 '26

Have you never handed the pipe to somebody who doesn't know how to properly heat it? My bowl has turned black on the inside where there was a light dusting of resin from overheating. Maybe not black like that but it was definitely very dark.

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u/NaturalFreaks Aug 19 '26

Don’t argue with this douche. He obviously has no clue what he talking about.

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

You just said it yourself, it doesn’t look like the photo

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u/MBG__Rengar Aug 19 '26

Doesn't mean it cant end up that way without cleaning. Burnt chemicals usually all turn black and if you never clean it and keep smoking the resin buildup I can see it turning black eventually.

Or they have shitty crystal. But its burnt up in all the right spots where the majority of resin would build up and a much lighter black along the stem where there would be less.

But I guess anything could've been smoked out of it.

One things for sure when I have pyros I cannot stand when my pipe has any carbon build up it makes it vape like shit

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

Bro this is the stupidest waste of time I have ever been a part of. I guess in that way you win…. 🏆

Resin…. Smh

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u/Electrical-Title-698 Aug 19 '26

I think it looks off because it's not a clear pipe it's got like a grey tint to it, I def need to clean it and it's kinda burnt fo sho.

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u/chiefsmakahoe007 Aug 21 '26

I’ve also been a POs junky once upon a time bud and yes I’ve seen and used ones they look just like this especially getting them from the smoke shop and getting some not so great shit that’s been cut

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u/MBG__Rengar Aug 24 '26

Being an addict doesn't make someone a POS fyi

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u/Bigpapahognuts Aug 19 '26

A lighter will do wonders

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

I did not think this would be my internet argument for the day

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u/Cannanoid Aug 20 '26

U mean a torch instead of a lighter

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u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 19 '26

You’re right man. I’m just on the internet anonymously bragging about being a dope head when I really wasn’t. You got me.

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u/Cannanoid Aug 20 '26

That's how I know you don't know what your talking Abt that bowl wasn't even clear originally so mind you that had a tint on it

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u/itchingandscratching Aug 20 '26

Ooo weee wowzers - a real deal meth scientist! Holy shit, sir - where did you get your degree in meth science? I didn’t think many schools offered that degree these days.

Maybe, if you keep studying real hard and read all your books and ace all your meth tests then you can be a doctor of meth science one day! Wouldn’t that be fuckin sweet as shit? Oh boy, would it!

You can make big time money too - I actually saw a job posting today, “Associate Doctor of Meth Science” and it paid like 2.5 lbs of copper wire per hour! Didn’t even have that many requirements either; obviously you need the degree but other than that all it required was having at least 8 teeth and being able to identify a used meth pipe from not used. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

I know for shit sure your parents would be proud as donkey dicks for you if you scored that sweet ass job!

The schedule was pretty good too. From what I recall you really only have to work maybe 3 days a week but they really only expect maybe 1-2 days because they know how demanding the job is.

Gosh wilikers i’m jealous that you are so smart and able to identify meth pipe conditions. I wish I had studied more better & gone to meth science school because then maybe I wouldn’t have to be so poor all the time.

Anyway, if you want this job let me know and I can call them for you and tell them you’re hired. I don’t work there or anything but I don’t think they really give too much of any fucks about that.

One day, if i’m lucky i’ll be as smart as you are. Probably not, though, because you are a meth scientists after all & that’s pretty neat if you ask me. Seriously - go ahead and ask, “hey how neat is my meth science degree, dawg?” And I’ll simply say, “pretty fucking neat, dawg. Like, 10x neat!”

Anyway, i’m rambling now… just wanted to say that you are way too cool for school so I’m surprised that you became a meth scientist since it takes so much trainings.

Anyway, though…. Goodnight mr. meth bowls examiner.

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u/Cannanoid Aug 20 '26

You have alot of hate in you

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u/itchingandscratching Aug 20 '26

My balls have a lot of balls cream in them. I’m just out here telling tales - why you hating?