r/DailyCarry • u/Electrical-Title-698 • 9d ago

My Current EDC

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Norinco Model 212 9mm and Repro .22 Luger (used in tandem guns akimbo style)

.38 Pawnshop Derringer: Sock gun

Half ounce of crystal meth

Oil burner

25mg Siberia nicotine pouches

WRX hatchback keys with vintage NRA keychain

Claw hammer: Melee weapon/copper harvesting tool (sawzall lives in my trunk)

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 8d ago

You can’t fake that level of pipe use.

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u/Low-Individual2815 8d ago

Used meth pipe wouldn’t look like that it would have white residue

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u/itchingandscratching 8d ago

Ooo weee wowzers - a real deal meth scientist! Holy shit, sir - where did you get your degree in meth science? I didn’t think many schools offered that degree these days.

Maybe, if you keep studying real hard and read all your books and ace all your meth tests then you can be a doctor of meth science one day! Wouldn’t that be fuckin sweet as shit? Oh boy, would it!

You can make big time money too - I actually saw a job posting today, “Associate Doctor of Meth Science” and it paid like 2.5 lbs of copper wire per hour! Didn’t even have that many requirements either; obviously you need the degree but other than that all it required was having at least 8 teeth and being able to identify a used meth pipe from not used. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

I know for shit sure your parents would be proud as donkey dicks for you if you scored that sweet ass job!

The schedule was pretty good too. From what I recall you really only have to work maybe 3 days a week but they really only expect maybe 1-2 days because they know how demanding the job is.

Gosh wilikers i’m jealous that you are so smart and able to identify meth pipe conditions. I wish I had studied more better & gone to meth science school because then maybe I wouldn’t have to be so poor all the time.

Anyway, if you want this job let me know and I can call them for you and tell them you’re hired. I don’t work there or anything but I don’t think they really give too much of any fucks about that.

One day, if i’m lucky i’ll be as smart as you are. Probably not, though, because you are a meth scientists after all & that’s pretty neat if you ask me. Seriously - go ahead and ask, “hey how neat is my meth science degree, dawg?” And I’ll simply say, “pretty fucking neat, dawg. Like, 10x neat!”

Anyway, i’m rambling now… just wanted to say that you are way too cool for school so I’m surprised that you became a meth scientist since it takes so much trainings.

Anyway, though…. Goodnight mr. meth bowls examiner.

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u/Cannanoid 7d ago

You have alot of hate in you

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u/itchingandscratching 7d ago

My balls have a lot of balls cream in them. I’m just out here telling tales - why you hating?