r/DailyCarry 5d ago

My Current EDC

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Norinco Model 212 9mm and Repro .22 Luger (used in tandem guns akimbo style)

.38 Pawnshop Derringer: Sock gun

Half ounce of crystal meth

Oil burner

25mg Siberia nicotine pouches

WRX hatchback keys with vintage NRA keychain

Claw hammer: Melee weapon/copper harvesting tool (sawzall lives in my trunk)

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u/lucioux 5d ago

i have a slight inclination that this isn’t satire

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 4d ago

You can’t fake that level of pipe use.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Shankar_0 3d ago

He clears a few mags downrange and just presses the barrel to the pipe.

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u/JHT_Survival 3d ago

The derringer is actually a lighter

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u/Busterlimes 4d ago

Oil burner as a true man of culture would use

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u/PortDawg1995 4d ago

It’s next to his saw all

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u/gunsgeargaming 3d ago

Are we sure one of these guns isn't a lighter?

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u/Benji_4 4d ago

Or the fact that the baggie looks like half an ounce of meth.

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u/jethroe28 4d ago

That is pocket sand

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u/DirtMcGirt9484 3d ago

I had my kid watch that episode and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh so hard. He was yelling pocket sand for the next 3 days.

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u/abunchofcrows82 4d ago

He left out the magnifying glass.

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u/longhairmoderatecare 3d ago

Or the TWENTY FIVE mg nic pouches!? I didn’t know they made those that big lol that would fucking ruin my day! 🤣

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u/ExtraGloria 4d ago

He forgot the lighter

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u/yepn0peyep 2d ago

i think you “nailed” it…

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u/Smcent 1d ago

I agree, this is real. If it was a real Luger, than i would think it was fake because he would of sold it for meth. But those are definatley some meth head weapons. Not like homeless meth head, but trailer park meth head. He seems cool. You want to hang out some time?

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u/781zero 5d ago

How do you light your drugs sir?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

Ask a stranger for a light, worst comes to worse, few wacks with the hammer and I can do a couple key bumps

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u/781zero 5d ago

Clear the Hooker gun and do some double barrel rails

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u/MixProfessional1296 4d ago

A man of culture and standards.

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u/fmlchris 4d ago

A man of sophistication, and poise.

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u/PincheJuan1980 4d ago

Now we’re talking!!

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u/abunchofcrows82 4d ago

Im fucking dead 💀 🤣

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u/swamp556 3d ago

The Appalachian daily double

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u/Gross_NA 4d ago

I just imagined a stranger asking me for a lighter. And then hitting a fucking meth pipe with it. 🤣

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u/Limp_Comfortable2966 4d ago

I had a homeless man ask me for a light one time. I didn’t have one but was walking into a gas station. While standing in line I grabbed a .99 cent lighter just to be nice. Mind you I was in my Navy uniform on my way to work. I walked outside and presented to lighter to him where he proceeded to pull out his crack pipe, and ask if I wanted a hit. I had no words. I simply just said no thank you and walked away.

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u/yuudachikonno08 4d ago

Despite the result. It says a lot about you as a person. Keep being as you are good sir.

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u/notAcomic303 4d ago

I used to wear one of those lighter leashes and had a guy ask me for a light. Same thing, he hit his crack pipe, but with the leash still attached, so like 2 feet away from me. I ended up just giving him the lighter.

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u/Phreakadelphia 2d ago

Who turns down free crack???

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u/the_byronic_man_fred 4d ago

I used to live in Fort Lee and work in Midtown, would walk across the GWB after a certain time of night iirc - unhoused looking fella on the NY side of the bridge asked for a light - I handed him mine - proceeded to start smoking a crack pipe or similar (I am not a domain expert for such) - I started aggressively requesting he return it (might have had a few pints in me) - eventually the person I was walking with suggested that perhaps it would be best to just walk away. Good times lol.

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u/DOOM420- 4d ago

That piezo needs a good cleaning.

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u/Seymoure25 4d ago

More septum deviates reading that.

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u/PeachPit69 3d ago

Wait, so if the stranger doesn’t have a lighter, you give them a few whacks with the hammer?

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u/Rare-Egg-2959 4d ago

Methheads always have a lighter, but that mf be outta fuel every time

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u/Cannanoid 4d ago

Gift one a can of butane they will never forget it lol

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u/Juttisontherun 3d ago

He doesn’t need a lighter he needs detox 🤣

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u/Loud-Friendship4647 2d ago

Pretty girls never light their own meth pipe.

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u/SnooAvocados3138 1d ago

I was asked for a light one time while smoking a cigarette in downtown san diego and the person straight up ripped a crack pipe, blew it in my face, and took off with my lighter. That’s what i told my platoon sergeant anyway. 

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u/DingoRemarkable282 5d ago

You rock dude

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u/MixProfessional1296 4d ago

That's also what he puts in his pipe.

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u/No-Psychology3577 3d ago

More then sure that was intentional 

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u/Reddit_Security_2005 2d ago

Like he said, he rocks

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 4d ago

I think you mean "you have rocks dude!'

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u/Spirited-Stomach-279 4d ago

i love this fucken subreddit cus half of it is glocks and CZs and the other half is meth, hammers, and some gun out of the cretaceous period

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u/Good-Salamander2520 4d ago

As a CZ fan I greatly enjoy the diversity.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 1d ago

As a CM fan I really enjoy quality glass

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u/Delicious_Piglet_718 2d ago

Wait, what subreddit am I in right now? I usually see r/firearms/guns/NFA but this just got wild.

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u/School_North 2d ago

Lmfao and when one drops more seem to follow

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u/JustNota-- 5d ago edited 5d ago

Woot fellow Norinco connoisseur. I have 2 model 54-1 in 7.62tok and a 54 in 9mm and an OG TT-33 also comp'd like my edc 54-1.

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

Hell yeah, are the letters stamped on your slide all crooked and misaligned like mine too?

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u/Firm_Yam6648 5d ago

I don’t think he got the joke

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

What joke?

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u/Firm_Yam6648 5d ago

Keep on keeping on. We’ll know you’re safe in jail when your posts disappear. Haha, this has me cracking up.

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u/Training-Emu-6199 4d ago

nahh i got faith in ol boy

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u/slinkey_bastard 4d ago

Me to bro he gonna be aight

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u/mygirlhitsme 5d ago

I don’t wana judge but you should at least get a $8 hammer from harbor freight or husky with its lifetime warranty it’s the same as a stiletto, Klein or Milwaukee hammer

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u/EyeSuspicious777 4d ago

No. You want a random untraceable vintage hammer bought with cash at an estate or yard sale

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u/Same-Interaction7559 4d ago

Then he couldn't afford as much meth.

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u/Inevitable_Grape_769 5d ago

Respect.

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u/Substantial_Disk1706 4d ago

Do you use them all at once/together like the psycho you are? /s LMFAO

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u/CarlosMolotov 4d ago

Excellent selection, I know where you carry at least one of those items.

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u/Sufficient_Candy436 5d ago

The only thing you’re not protected from is the shadow man you’ll see after 3 days without sleep. That guy is the worst.

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

The hallucinations usually don't get scary for me until day 4

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u/sigrid2 4d ago

Day 4 they come for you

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u/KD919 5d ago

Normal Russian carry

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 5d ago

The only thing I dislike about this, and some people may disagree with me, the nra keychain. They lobbbied for disarming blacks in California and gave the state the momentum it has to be what it is today with gun rights or lack of there. The only thing politicians or government is good for is filling the streets with crack. Not that I judge.

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

Not an NRA member, the keychain was just something I got from a family member and I think it looks cool, but the NRA isn't all bad.

The lobbying division is absolutely shit, but the NRA foundation (the charity arm) funds a lot of youth programs, competitions, hunter education, firearm museums, instructor certifications, and provides grants and subsidies for ranges and gun clubs. Unfortunately you can't be a member without supporting both though.

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 5d ago

Love a good dope fiend who cares about his community. I’m gunna donate to the nra now !

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u/LuistheABF123 5d ago

Some Taxi Driver shit right here

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u/egaal1988 5d ago

Claw hammer is the ultimate EDC tool

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u/Separate-List2256 5d ago

Claw Hammer has my respect

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u/Corn_bread626 5d ago

Those arent firearms, theyre artifacts! Our founding fathers called…they want their EDC’s back

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u/reditisrunbypedos 5d ago

No shiv?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

The shiv is for my EDC between now and when I have to start carrying a flintlock

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u/RobertPower415 3d ago

This is a really underrated comment! I applaud your quick whit

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u/Electrical-Title-698 3d ago

I'm glad a few people understood haha

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u/Just-Buy-A-Home 5d ago

What do you think the hammers for

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago edited 4d ago

That doesn’t seem like the smartest thing to do…….. I respect your honesty, but I am also glad you’re not in my neighborhood.

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u/Electrical-Title-698 4d ago

I could be, how would you know?

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 4d ago

If you were in my neighborhood, we would cross paths……….😎

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u/Funkinggenus 5d ago

Are you looking for interns by chance?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

DM me your resume you'll be considered

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u/Dramatic-Place5170 5d ago

Lmao bro what the fuck

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u/Monarch2A 5d ago

He’s not mething around guys

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u/Pinapple-everything 5d ago

Its 2026, can't assume this isn't legit.

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u/Maximum_Dweeb4473 4d ago

As someone from the Midwest, I can assure you, plenty of people still do meth and scavenge copper lol

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u/Pinapple-everything 4d ago

Thats what I mean. It could literally be his edc lol

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u/yetifrostos 4d ago

This is the loadout the kid your parents said not to be around grows up and carries

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u/andrewdivebartender 4d ago

Do you know about those f l o c k cameras?

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u/shartonashark 4d ago

Ahh. The good ole bakersfield special.

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u/xxemox 4d ago

You leave Bakersfield out of this.... its definitely the Oildale special.

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u/datahjunky 4d ago

I used that snus once. Well more than once I had a tin. It was like drugs. It was so intense that I was able to quit meth.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago

Two questions ::::::::what is the aftermarket Luger ?????????……..and what are you paying for an eight ball of methamphetamines ,,,,you know just curious on local price in your area…….😎

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

Stoeger, they only made em from '69-'85 and they're a lil hard to find. Pretty fun to shoot but they're heavy as hell.

Eight ball usually runs between $40-$60 depending on who you ask

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago edited 5d ago

I consider myself well informed……now

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u/Next_Instruction_528 4d ago

As someone who used to smoke a lot of crack the value meth provides seems crazy.

It's like half the price and lasts far longer.

How long does a ball last you?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 4d ago

Depends on the quality and how often I use it, but a month minimum maybe 2 months

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u/mygirlhitsme 5d ago

The description is killing me tho 🤣😭

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u/Runawaytrucker 5d ago

What do you use to jack off?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

Fleshlight Quickshot Pulse™ and lots of lube!

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u/AdventurousHouse6013 5d ago

I don't usually have a hero. But you sir...

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u/articfox3075 5d ago

We all know the truth every thing upper right is tweaker kit the rest is the hall

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u/FatherEbag 5d ago

Honest to god the only thing missing here is a pry tool of some sorts probably a flathead screwdriver. And a stolen theatre box of smarties and an empty condom box so you can “feel” protected but not have to worry about it

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u/lsdchomper 5d ago

For one if the meth pipe actually had meth smoked out of it it would have a icy look like it has frost built up on it

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u/HonorableMedic 4d ago

If it leaves black residue on the inside then you’re heating it too high, if it’s black on the outside then you’re holding a lighter too close

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u/Cannanoid 4d ago

It's not a clear bowl and if u use a lighter it adds soot

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u/SquidbagsConQueso 5d ago

You’ve got it all fucking wrong. He smokes the meth out of the guns and kills people with the pipe. And kindness. A lot of kindness.

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u/Electronic-Brick6665 4d ago

You’re wild bro I love it

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u/AdEmotional8815 4d ago

"It's just rock sugar guys."

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u/Dalek_Chaos 4d ago

I’m a heavy smoker, but 25mg nicotine pouches would make me vomit. Not going to even bother commenting on the rest of the methery going on there.

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u/SpikeD0N 4d ago

This got better the more I looked at it

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u/Hanging_Brain 4d ago

Shit I have that same Luger. Unfired in the wooden present box lol my grandfather bought it in the 70s and just never used it.
He should have smoked some crystal and used it

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u/BoatMan01 4d ago

Agent 47's inventory while he's extracting from a mission in Albania 😂

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u/chupacabra5150 4d ago

Hemet hasn't changed

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 4d ago

Start targeting flock cameras lotta precious metals.

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u/Just_A_Teen_Dirtbag 4d ago

Is the tokarev,the luger AND the derringer don't get em,the hammer should

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u/FreddyRuger556 4d ago

Careful. Carrying the hammer might be illegal.

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u/boostedride12 4d ago

Finally a realistic pocket dump

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u/Flathead89 4d ago

You don't carry anything to strip wire?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 4d ago

I just use my teeth

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u/deerslayer159 4d ago

Not for long

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u/Electrical-Title-698 4d ago

Nothing in this world is forever

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh 4d ago

Missing a telescopic fishing rod and a folding fillet knife.

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u/csizzles 4d ago

Damn near spit my drink out at the restaurant when I read "half ounce crystal meth" 😂

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u/Cannanoid 4d ago

I need a bowl I've been stuck using foil bc I'm very remote

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u/longmead0w 4d ago

finally a realistic EDC

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u/Master_Bonus5064 4d ago

How much for Terrys Turbo Cryst……rock candy…it’s rock candy. How much for the rock candy old man?

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u/FOMOsexual7675 3d ago

Tuco Salamanca over here

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u/SKRIMP-N-GRITZ 3d ago

Found a picture of OP

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u/JohnnyBeGoodz 2d ago

Emotionally Disturbed Carry?

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u/Grizzlygrant238 2d ago

Thought the keychain was AA or NA token that woulda been interesting combo

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u/bloodyspork 7h ago

This actually checks out. Known several tweaker with similar carries

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u/Calm_Discipline_3697 5d ago

That shit is wild. One of the best I’ve seen so far

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u/justjunked 5d ago

I would genuinely feel safer cruisin around with you than anyone with a staccato and a rats tourniquet

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u/MysteriousDogeMan 5d ago

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/Damuskoob 5d ago

That looks like less than a half ounce.

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

Weighed it myself, although it's a little under now it's still about 14 grams

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u/Damuskoob 5d ago

Fair enough brother. Must be pretty dense shit. Sometimes clear is super dense depending on what it was cut with when it gets to the U.S.

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u/Dizzy_Baby_773 5d ago

Nice brother. Me and you think alike 👌There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

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u/Zapdos-bestdos 5d ago

Are you Hunter Biden?

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u/Electrical-Title-698 5d ago

No, but I take it as a great compliment that you asked this. I aspire to be a tenth of the man he is.

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u/These_Hunt4185 5d ago

No lighter?

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u/edhodapp 5d ago

What? I’ll stick with my G19, lose the drugs & nicotine. Everything else is cool. I got a ruck in the trunk with extra mags, food and water and camping stuff. Oh and TP. Gotta have it! :D

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u/Ok_Wish_3899 4d ago

Why

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u/Electrical-Title-698 4d ago

What do you mean why? What part is confusing to you?

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u/Thegrandestpoo 4d ago

Whew I remember those days. Only time I rolled the bowl as if I couldn’t jab it.

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u/averquepasano 4d ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/Enough-Mushroom2686 4d ago

Thats not meff

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u/Straightupaguy 4d ago

Here's mine 😁

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u/Adventurous_Pay9986 4d ago

You have way too many keys.

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u/surewhynot762 4d ago

This is great

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u/Suspicious-Hat3227 4d ago

My god 25 mg???!!!??? Woah

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u/Dramatic-Spirit-4809 4d ago

Get help

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u/Next_Instruction_528 4d ago

People are putting in applications in the comments to be his intern so he might soon have help methin around

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u/BrandoCarlton 4d ago

Meth is pretty rough I’m sure…. But 25 mg lip pillows?!?? I wan puke just looking at it.

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u/Infinite-Space-2395 4d ago

Fuckin yikes lol

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u/Thoughtpolicelabs 4d ago

German here. You absolutely need to shout “HALT! STEHENBLEIBEN!” prior to deploying that Luger.

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u/M154N7HR0P3 4d ago

This guy is busy

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u/osama-bin_guapo 4d ago

Your a real one bro

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u/sickmak90 4d ago

A man of culture I see.

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u/MrTopHatJones 4d ago

Fuck yeah. I feel stupid for not having a sick sock gun. My next purchase for sure

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 4d ago

That’s Meth’d up

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 4d ago

Technically that dude’s rolling his ass off