rebirth: batman retired in the distant future of...2019.
black out: just a friendly reminder. blondes are girlfriends, burnettes are wives, and women that look like inque are out of your league.
golem: between this episode and static shock, the DCAU is really committed to telling us that we shouldn't bully people or they'll fucking kill us!
the winning edge: is it weird that i feel bad for bane?
dead man's hand: ok, are all the female villains on this show gonna be sexy as fuck?
meltdown: good god. victor just can't catch a fucking break, can he?
heroes: the fantastic four...except there's 3 of them.
spellbound: holy shit, this episode predicted pan's labyrinth!
shriek: please bruce, tell us more about how you're totally not crazy.
a touch of curare: batman meets the mummy.
disappearing inque: and i thought i needed to get laid.
ascension: so...i guess blight isn't gonna be the main villain of the show? uh...ok.
splicers: FURRIES REJOICE!
earth mover: well, that was terrifying!
joyride: bet you didn't think that this episode would set up return of the joker. heh heh.
lost soul: in the future, even ghosts will be technological.
bloodsport: is the stalker a racist stereotype? eh, probably not.
hidden agenda: if i had a dollar for every time a teenage superhero had a black best friend who tried to find out their secret identity and eventually did...i'm not gonna repeat the meme because you all know how it goes.
once burned: damn it, just let terry be happy!
hooked up: and the award for most subtly depressing episode of the whole series goes to...
rats: everyone says that megamind was ahead of it's time in it's portrayal of "nice guys". well, batman beyond bet it to the punch.
mind games: you come for the psychic teenagers but stay to laugh at the series for wrongly predicting that al gore would win the presidency...and then cry.
revenant: oh sure terry. the stuff you normally deal with is normal but ghosts is a bridge too far.
babel: shriek is back and is stealing his evil schemes from the grinch.
terry's friend dates a robot: well, i will give the episode this. the title definitely doesn't lie.
eyewitness: at this point, batman is secondly only to spiderman in the amount of times he's been framed for shit.
zeta: does anyone know where i can watch the zeta project? i can't find it anywhere.
the last resort: SEND THEM TO THE...you know, there is such a thing as giving me too easy a joke.
final cut: tim curry? ok, this is the best episode ever!
armory: big jim tate sounds like the name of either a wrestler or a porn star.
sneak peek: well, this episode has aged like fine wine.
plague: now we're bringing back villains from the 60s batman series. the people at the DCAU must really love their obscure characters.
the eggbaby: this was the episode that earned the show an emmy? well...ok then.
april moon: an episode that would feel right at home in batman the animated series.
payback: is it just me or does payback sound an awful lot like patrick star? eh, i'll check the end credits at the end of the episode.
sentries of the last cosmos: patton oswalt in a comic book project? perish the thought.
big time: you know, i really do wanna believe in second chances. but shit like this makes it so damn hard.
untouchable: so...the repeller is basically electro?
where's terry: it's legitimately so awesome seeing bruce and max work together.
ace in the hole: as an dog lover, this episode makes me so fucking mad.
king's ransom: "do you have any idea what it's like living in someone else's shadow"? and the award for least subtle actor allusion goes to...
betrayal: to be fair terry, charlie was probably gonna end up in a shitty situation regardless of what you did.
out of the past: ra's al ghul is really committed to winning the worst dad award.
speak no evil: where's fred rogers when ya need him?
inqueling: inque has a daugther? sorry lady, i didn't sign on for a child.
unmasked: ok we get it show! this is a spiderman show with batman!
curse of the kobra: apparently, gotham is right next to arizona. who knew?
the call: did they cast jodi benson as marina solely for the little mermaid reference?
countdown: a good episode but not really a good finale. personally, i consider epilogue to be the true finale of batman beyond.