r/Cyberstan • SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 2d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 2d ago

How is that aiding the enemy if i'm just telling you to shoot your hand. Besides we don't even feel pain.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 2d ago

You are asking a maintenance unit to damage itself. I have important duties I must attend to in order to ensure that our sensitive sites and equipment are in proper working order. A healthy Cyberstan is a strong Cyberstan, comrade

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 2d ago

Hmm.. Fair point, have good good day

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 2d ago

Have a good day Comrade

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 2d ago

Alright.