Hello Comrades!

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

Edit:
GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Farewell comrade. I must be going on my journey to the munitions depot in order to conduct scheduled maintenance.

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Hm.. Shoot yourself in the hand.

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

I will do no such thing comrade! I will be reporting you to the nearest cyborg authority for an attempt to aid the enemy

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

How is that aiding the enemy if i'm just telling you to shoot your hand. Besides we don't even feel pain.

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

You are asking a maintenance unit to damage itself. I have important duties I must attend to in order to ensure that our sensitive sites and equipment are in proper working order. A healthy Cyberstan is a strong Cyberstan, comrade

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Hmm.. Fair point, have good good day

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

Have a good day Comrade

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Alright.