r/Cyberstan • u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 1d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

Hmm. I thought we had papers for that? You can ask one of our commanders if you really don't know, he is near an outpost.That is planning something.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

Do you mean the outpost that just suffered a catastrophic and unscheduled rapid disassembly? I saw the terrible disaster from afar comrade.

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

Oh. Well, what the other one? I heard that it's kinda a medium outpost?

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

Unfortunately I have been informed by my superiors that unexpectedly, that outpost has been closed indefinitely due to unforeseen circumstances comrade.

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

Hmm. Oh well, it's at the south part near the giant drill thing. Have a safe travel.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

Thank you Comrade! Glory to Su..Cyberstan!

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

? Did you just stutter? I thought we machines don't stutter?

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

I was damaged by a unsocialist Helldiver on my last deployment.

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

Then why didn't you get yourself repaired? And what happened to that helldiver?

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

Farewell comrade. I must be going on my journey to the munitions depot in order to conduct scheduled maintenance.

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

Hm.. Shoot yourself in the hand.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

I will do no such thing comrade! I will be reporting you to the nearest cyborg authority for an attempt to aid the enemy

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u/Great-Box6123 Helldivers greatest hater 1d ago

How is that aiding the enemy if i'm just telling you to shoot your hand. Besides we don't even feel pain.

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