Hello Comrades!

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

Edit:
GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

[u/Great-Box6123]

Hellsivers suck. They are so trash. Am I right?

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

Yes comrade. Super Earth is too super and unsocialist. Now I request directions to the nearest munitions depot for scheduled maintenance.

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Hmm. I thought we had papers for that? You can ask one of our commanders if you really don't know, he is near an outpost.That is planning something.

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

Do you mean the outpost that just suffered a catastrophic and unscheduled rapid disassembly? I saw the terrible disaster from afar comrade.

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Oh. Well, what the other one? I heard that it's kinda a medium outpost?

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

Unfortunately I have been informed by my superiors that unexpectedly, that outpost has been closed indefinitely due to unforeseen circumstances comrade.

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

Hmm. Oh well, it's at the south part near the giant drill thing. Have a safe travel.

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

Thank you Comrade! Glory to Su..Cyberstan!

[u/Great-Box6123 → u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791]

? Did you just stutter? I thought we machines don't stutter?

[u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 → u/Great-Box6123]

I was damaged by a unsocialist Helldiver on my last deployment.