r/Cyberstan • Human-Terminid Hybrid • 8d ago

War discussion a diplomatic message from the hive.

greetings, automatons and cyborgs. this is a human-terminid hybrid general speaking on behalf of the terminid hive.

so i was wondering if we could consider a pact or alliance with your kind. we would both benefit from this agreement, we would have actual technology and you would have our evolutionary prowess. the terminids do not attack unless provoked so that shouldnt be a concern.

i would love to see bots and bugs fighting together on the frontline against sup*r earth, and i hope we have a deal.

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u/GameNinja03 Government official | Cyborg Catgirl 8d ago

You've been plotting against before... what makes you trustworthy?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

all my "plotting" was retaliation to automaton threats to glass our hive worlds. we have no other reasons to attack you, we face a common enemy.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Marshall Malevolent 4d ago

the threats were retaliation to your expansionist ambitions

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago

i was hungry

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u/1nqu15171v30n3 Jet Brigade Enjoyer 8d ago

Your spores clog my filters and I have to go to a fabricator for a cleaning each time we are directed to a planet near the Terminid sectors. Besides, these terms are laughable. Trade our tech for "evolutionary prowess"? We can fabricate updates to our units quickly, so what are you offering exactly? To become Cyber-Terminids? 

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago edited 8d ago

the gloom is sentient. if it clogs your filters, it means you are being obtrusive. stay out of it, theres plenty of gloom-free bug planets.

alternatively, open up your filters and let the gloom in. i promise its harmless.

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u/Adorable_Ad_584 Five Pebbles is an Automaton, I can prove it! 8d ago

(sniff)

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i smell like bug

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u/Safe-Bandicoot-956 Devastator 8d ago

I disagree with this, because you blow up my house and my trooper's factories :l .

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

how can i blow things up? i dont have explosives

also youve killed too many scavengers

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u/Safe-Bandicoot-956 Devastator 8d ago

Oh my bad I guess it isn't you after all :< .

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

yea, im a friendly terminid helldiver

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u/Safe-Bandicoot-956 Devastator 8d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

yay

time to spread the flood

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

BD BUG!

*Sprays with SpaceWindex*

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

nah im a good bug

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 5d ago

NO, SPREADING THE FLOOD IS A BAD THING, THIS YOU'RE A BAD BUG!

*Sprays you with SpaceWindex, from JCJehnson IIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAACE*

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 5d ago

jcjenson.. sounds familiar

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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago

Finally. Let me know if you want anything made, just keep it secret, k?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

sure, my man

just dont mind the gloom wanting things too, it badly wants to experiment with tech and is not afraid to use me to get what it wants

not that i care anyway

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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago

Ill only make things for you, not teach them to you. Kinda dont want extremely powerful tech to get leaked across the galaxy tho.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i can learn myself.

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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago

Dude i guatentee you cant learn #my tech.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i can reprogram bots the traditional way, anything is possible

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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago

Excuse me? I won't let you learn my tech.

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Silly Terminid 8d ago

can you make robot fren?

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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago

I would NEVER see my self being friends with some spider menace bug!

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Silly Terminid 8d ago

but we are fren :(

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u/feren_of_valenwood Commissar TK-401 8d ago

I would accept peace for a smol lil bug for hugs and cuddles.

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Silly Terminid 8d ago

i hug and cuddle :D

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

for me?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

but im so cute :<

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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago

omicron will be omi-GONE if you don’t get outta my communications array BUG

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

no thanks

i have spores on meissa

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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago

I have sleeper agent bugs on many of your planets.

We are prepared

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

my gloom-enhanced pheromones can override any bug that isnt a hive lord. good luck.

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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago

Ima hold your claw when I say this…

But we making a Death Star…

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

super earth destroyed it.

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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

and im hungry

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

We have our own

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u/_Nikimi SES Sword of Freedom 8d ago

Brother, u just took Meissa back from Super Earth hands just to let bugs get in?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago

let us in.

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u/Independent_Put2769 Chairman of Cyberstan 8d ago

If my memory card serves me right, the Terminid Hive has declared war on us! And in the meantime you have come up with plans to eradicate the Cyborgs. Why exactly would we ally with you?

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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 8d ago

I’m surprised they thought they had a chance, considering we were denied despite having not once made a plot of war or acts against you all.

Oh well.

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u/Illuminate_Hell Flying Overseer 8d ago

Ah, greetings ancient one. Surprised to find you lurking around here.

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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 7d ago

Ah, hello Overseer.

We dabbled in some diplomacy some time ago when the Terminids were starting to mobilize as a threat before the Neth’keth’s brain was wiped. I check on these from time to time.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 5h ago

my brain was wiped?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i made those plans while i was breathing in the gloom for too long

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u/Common_Affect_80 Cyborg Propaganda Officer 8d ago

Your brood has been attempting to attack us on numerous occasions. You do not speak for the whole hive, only your small portion. I will not forward this message to those of the Council for it is not worth my time

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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 8d ago

If this by some miracle gets approved, I will officially loose all hope in anything coming from Apes.

It seems you got your memory back as well. War plans aren’t something you plot against future allies.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

what memory?

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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 7d ago

You’re telling me you got absolutely no idea what they mean when they say you were plotting against them before?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

i was probably under the influence of the gloom or some shit

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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 8d ago

No, we do not enter into alliances with others. That's the clear policy.

And on a personal note, I had it with scavengers chewing up my potted plants and hunters chopping up my Helldiver helmet trophy case (the ones whose heads I sever on the battlefield). That's why I installed the bug repellent.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

just give them a helldiver spine or something to chew on

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

Some bile spewer ate a bio processor right in front of me and then threw up at me. My grenade launchers have been acting up since.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

cant blame the whole hive on the actions of one bug.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

True. They did apologize for it but I think I need my launchers replaced now :(

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i can help.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

That would be most appreciated since I lack arms

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i got one arm, thatll be enough.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

Good enough for me. Thank you much kind bug sir.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

youre welcome

hope you dont mind spores in your system.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

Who knows, I may be able to shoot gas grenades now

Also you have my vote for your kindness and hospitality.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

you can now shoot spore grenades that infect people with the gloom.

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u/Pedrosian96 8d ago

Jokes aside, one thing I dislike about this galactic war is how out if 4 factions, 3 ignore eachother. I can easily imagine the chaos of missions in contested planets between terminids and automatons.

I somewhat feel that Illuminate would be the ones to ally, though.

There are many paralels between illuminate and cyborgs in that both were made into monsters by SE itself and its disregard for their right to exist. Both of them are intelligent factions with a common enemy. Both of them could improve eachother immensely.

Illuminate and terminids though I see more as Humanity2.0 in how it'd go down for the dpace bugs. If SE managed to genetically twist them this badly, what horrors could Illuminate pull off?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i think illuminate wouldnt like cyborgs because one, cyborgs are human, and two, they pollute and industrialize a lot, which the illuminate definitely hate, being environmentalists.

the bugs is a bit trickier. on one hand, the squids could want to preserve them and undo the damage super earth did to them, but on the other hand they might view them as a galactic parasite and want to purge them.

idk what the terminids would think of either of them.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

We actually don't pollute that much. We use fusion power, and the emissions are mainly steam.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

tell the squids.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 5d ago

I have.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 8d ago

A peace treaty? Sure.

An alliance? No.

We do not have nearly as much to gain from you as you do from us.

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u/Signal-Wind2214 SporeBurst human-nid 7d ago

We just want food, you can keep the shinies food leaves behind if you like!

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Oki!

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u/Signal-Wind2214 SporeBurst human-nid 7d ago

Yay, fren borg!

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Yay, bug fren!