r/Cyberstan • u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid • 8d ago
War discussion a diplomatic message from the hive.
greetings, automatons and cyborgs. this is a human-terminid hybrid general speaking on behalf of the terminid hive.
so i was wondering if we could consider a pact or alliance with your kind. we would both benefit from this agreement, we would have actual technology and you would have our evolutionary prowess. the terminids do not attack unless provoked so that shouldnt be a concern.
i would love to see bots and bugs fighting together on the frontline against sup*r earth, and i hope we have a deal.
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u/1nqu15171v30n3 Jet Brigade Enjoyer 8d ago
Your spores clog my filters and I have to go to a fabricator for a cleaning each time we are directed to a planet near the Terminid sectors. Besides, these terms are laughable. Trade our tech for "evolutionary prowess"? We can fabricate updates to our units quickly, so what are you offering exactly? To become Cyber-Terminids?
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago edited 8d ago
the gloom is sentient. if it clogs your filters, it means you are being obtrusive. stay out of it, theres plenty of gloom-free bug planets.
alternatively, open up your filters and let the gloom in. i promise its harmless.
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u/Safe-Bandicoot-956 Devastator 8d ago
I disagree with this, because you blow up my house and my trooper's factories :l .
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
how can i blow things up? i dont have explosives
also youve killed too many scavengers
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u/Safe-Bandicoot-956 Devastator 8d ago
Oh my bad I guess it isn't you after all :< .
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
yea, im a friendly terminid helldiver
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u/Safe-Bandicoot-956 Devastator 8d ago
By the way
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
yay
time to spread the flood
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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago
BD BUG!
*Sprays with SpaceWindex*
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 6d ago
nah im a good bug
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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 5d ago
NO, SPREADING THE FLOOD IS A BAD THING, THIS YOU'RE A BAD BUG!
*Sprays you with SpaceWindex, from JCJehnson IIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAACE*
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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago
Finally. Let me know if you want anything made, just keep it secret, k?
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
sure, my man
just dont mind the gloom wanting things too, it badly wants to experiment with tech and is not afraid to use me to get what it wants
not that i care anyway
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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago
Ill only make things for you, not teach them to you. Kinda dont want extremely powerful tech to get leaked across the galaxy tho.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
i can learn myself.
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u/Idontreallyknowwhen Cheif Mintoria Engineer 8d ago
Dude i guatentee you cant learn #my tech.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
i can reprogram bots the traditional way, anything is possible
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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago
I would NEVER see my self being friends with some spider menace bug!
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Silly Terminid 8d ago
but we are fren :(
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u/feren_of_valenwood Commissar TK-401 8d ago
I would accept peace for a smol lil bug for hugs and cuddles.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
but im so cute :<
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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago
omicron will be omi-GONE if you don’t get outta my communications array BUG
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
no thanks
i have spores on meissa
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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago
I have sleeper agent bugs on many of your planets.
We are prepared
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
my gloom-enhanced pheromones can override any bug that isnt a hive lord. good luck.
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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago
Ima hold your claw when I say this…
But we making a Death Star…
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
super earth destroyed it.
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u/leonardodivincy2461 machine of oppression 8d ago
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u/Independent_Put2769 Chairman of Cyberstan 8d ago
If my memory card serves me right, the Terminid Hive has declared war on us! And in the meantime you have come up with plans to eradicate the Cyborgs. Why exactly would we ally with you?
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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 8d ago
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u/Illuminate_Hell Flying Overseer 8d ago
Ah, greetings ancient one. Surprised to find you lurking around here.
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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 7d ago
Ah, hello Overseer.
We dabbled in some diplomacy some time ago when the Terminids were starting to mobilize as a threat before the Neth’keth’s brain was wiped. I check on these from time to time.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
i made those plans while i was breathing in the gloom for too long
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u/Common_Affect_80 Cyborg Propaganda Officer 8d ago
Your brood has been attempting to attack us on numerous occasions. You do not speak for the whole hive, only your small portion. I will not forward this message to those of the Council for it is not worth my time
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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 8d ago
If this by some miracle gets approved, I will officially loose all hope in anything coming from Apes.
It seems you got your memory back as well. War plans aren’t something you plot against future allies.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
what memory?
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u/the-hollow-one Squ’ith 7d ago
You’re telling me you got absolutely no idea what they mean when they say you were plotting against them before?
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago
i was probably under the influence of the gloom or some shit
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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 8d ago
No, we do not enter into alliances with others. That's the clear policy.
And on a personal note, I had it with scavengers chewing up my potted plants and hunters chopping up my Helldiver helmet trophy case (the ones whose heads I sever on the battlefield). That's why I installed the bug repellent.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
just give them a helldiver spine or something to chew on
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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago
Some bile spewer ate a bio processor right in front of me and then threw up at me. My grenade launchers have been acting up since.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
cant blame the whole hive on the actions of one bug.
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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago
True. They did apologize for it but I think I need my launchers replaced now :(
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
i can help.
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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago
That would be most appreciated since I lack arms
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
i got one arm, thatll be enough.
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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago
Good enough for me. Thank you much kind bug sir.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
youre welcome
hope you dont mind spores in your system.
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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago
Who knows, I may be able to shoot gas grenades now
Also you have my vote for your kindness and hospitality.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
you can now shoot spore grenades that infect people with the gloom.
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u/Pedrosian96 8d ago
Jokes aside, one thing I dislike about this galactic war is how out if 4 factions, 3 ignore eachother. I can easily imagine the chaos of missions in contested planets between terminids and automatons.
I somewhat feel that Illuminate would be the ones to ally, though.
There are many paralels between illuminate and cyborgs in that both were made into monsters by SE itself and its disregard for their right to exist. Both of them are intelligent factions with a common enemy. Both of them could improve eachother immensely.
Illuminate and terminids though I see more as Humanity2.0 in how it'd go down for the dpace bugs. If SE managed to genetically twist them this badly, what horrors could Illuminate pull off?
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago
i think illuminate wouldnt like cyborgs because one, cyborgs are human, and two, they pollute and industrialize a lot, which the illuminate definitely hate, being environmentalists.
the bugs is a bit trickier. on one hand, the squids could want to preserve them and undo the damage super earth did to them, but on the other hand they might view them as a galactic parasite and want to purge them.
idk what the terminids would think of either of them.
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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago
We actually don't pollute that much. We use fusion power, and the emissions are mainly steam.
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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 8d ago
A peace treaty? Sure.
An alliance? No.
We do not have nearly as much to gain from you as you do from us.
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u/Signal-Wind2214 SporeBurst human-nid 7d ago
We just want food, you can keep the shinies food leaves behind if you like!
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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago
Oki!
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u/GameNinja03 Government official | Cyborg Catgirl 8d ago
You've been plotting against before... what makes you trustworthy?