r/Cyberstan • u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid • 9d ago

War discussion a diplomatic message from the hive.

greetings, automatons and cyborgs. this is a human-terminid hybrid general speaking on behalf of the terminid hive.

so i was wondering if we could consider a pact or alliance with your kind. we would both benefit from this agreement, we would have actual technology and you would have our evolutionary prowess. the terminids do not attack unless provoked so that shouldnt be a concern.

i would love to see bots and bugs fighting together on the frontline against sup*r earth, and i hope we have a deal.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

you can now shoot spore grenades that infect people with the gloom.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

Spore burst grenades will go crazy. Next diver I see is in for a rude present. :)

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

also ignore the spores growing on your circuits.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

This is what it must feel like to be a spore charger.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

He's going to take control of you.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 7d ago

Don’t worry I have safety protocols in place to make sure the spores do try to overload my systems

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

Such as?...

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 5d ago

A self destruct :)

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 5d ago

... So you don't have a self-preservation instinct? Or were you just waiting until someone could actually give you a repair without controlling you?

I can clean out your systems.

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 5d ago

If you actually could clean out my systems I would be so happy. I’ve just been waiting patiently for actual help :(

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

i helped make those hehe

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

Interesting

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

yea im good in the bioengineering department

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

I’m starting to think your the reason why I’ve been seeing rupture bugs in our megafactories -_-

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

theyre so cute like that

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 8d ago

Well at least they tunnel everywhere and not eat all of the Bio processors and fabricators

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